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  • Irving Azoff
    Full On Cocktard
    • Nov 2006
    • 44

    2007 Tour Setlist Possibilities

    Crowd is electric with anticipation. The lights begin to dim. A small roar from the crowd begins to grow louder as the lights go out. Your eyes are blinded by the darkness as they adjust. The next thing you hear is an unknown voice over the PA system that says, “You’ve waited for this for over twenty years...Here they are, VAN HALEN!!!!!” The lights blaze on and you’re blinded by the lights and you scream at the sight of Dave back with Eddie. You hear them rip into this set list:

    Unchained
    Dave talks to crowd (Look at all the people here tonight! and introduces Wolfie)
    Runnin’ with the Devil
    D.O.A.
    Dave talks to crowd (Happy to be back and R&RHOF)
    And the Cradle Will Rock
    I’m The One
    Bass Solo
    You’re No Good
    Sinner’s Swing
    Dave talks to crowd again (Water pistol / f your girlfriend, etc)
    Somebody Get Me A Doctor
    Drum Solo
    Hot For Teacher/Bottom’s Up/Hot For Teacher
    Panama
    On Fire
    Dave Solo & Monologue ends with Ice Cream Man
    Little Guitars
    Top Jimmy
    Dance The Night Away
    Edward Solo
    Ain’t talkin’ ‘Bout Love
    So This Is Love?
    Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
    End Show / First Encore
    Jump
    End Show / Second Encore
    Bottom's Up
    Happy Trails
    You Really Got Me
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58783

    #2
    Please God, no bass solo if it's the kid
    Eat Us And Smile

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    • PlexiBrown
      Commando
      • Mar 2006
      • 1264

      #3
      Please God, no bass solo if it's the kid
      I agree although if he did one I can't imagine it being much worse than the one Mike did for all of those years.
      And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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      • amadeus
        Head Fluffer
        • Jun 2004
        • 204

        #4
        Where's 'When It's Love' or 'Love Walks In'? ***tongue planted firmly in cheek***

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #5
          Dave talks to the crowd again. (calls DG a delightful little slut.)
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • Irving Azoff
            Full On Cocktard
            • Nov 2006
            • 44

            #6
            Plexi - I agree. Personally, I'd get rid of the Bass solo and drum solo. Let Al start off on a tangent with the start of Hot For Teacher or something instead.

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            • Big Troubles
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Feb 2004
              • 8517

              #7
              Re: 2007 Tour Setlist Possibilities

              Originally posted by Irving Azoff
              Crowd is electric with anticipation. The lights begin to dim. A small roar from the crowd begins to grow louder as the lights go out. Your eyes are blinded by the darkness as they adjust. The next thing you hear is an unknown voice over the PA system that says, “You’ve waited for this for over twenty years...Here they are, VAN HALEN!!!!!” The lights blaze on and you’re blinded by the lights and you scream at the sight of Dave back with Eddie. You hear them rip into this set list:

              Unchained
              Dave talks to crowd (Look at all the people here tonight! and introduces Wolfie)
              Runnin’ with the Devil
              D.O.A.
              Dave talks to crowd (Happy to be back and R&RHOF)
              And the Cradle Will Rock
              I’m The One
              Bass Solo
              You’re No Good
              Sinner’s Swing
              Dave talks to crowd again (Water pistol / f your girlfriend, etc)
              Somebody Get Me A Doctor
              Drum Solo
              Hot For Teacher/Bottom’s Up/Hot For Teacher
              Panama
              On Fire
              Dave Solo & Monologue ends with Ice Cream Man
              Little Guitars
              Top Jimmy
              Dance The Night Away
              Edward Solo
              Ain’t talkin’ ‘Bout Love
              So This Is Love?
              Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
              End Show / First Encore
              Jump
              End Show / Second Encore
              Bottom's Up
              Happy Trails
              You Really Got Me
              22 songs? They wont get past 15 MAX. Frankly, I'd rather just a studio album FIRST, then see if there is any juice left in the band. And BTW, dave is scheduled to tour with Dinosaur Jr for the summer of 2007 and that people close to THAT particular tour are calling a Roth-Halen reunion "bullshit".
              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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              • Invasion '80
                Roth Army Recruit
                • Jan 2007
                • 9

                #8
                setlist

                Ain't Talkin Bout Love
                Unchained
                Somebody Get Me a Doctor
                (Dave Talks)
                Jamie's Cryin'
                And The Cradle Will Rock
                Mean Streets
                (Drum Solo)
                Everybody Wants

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                • Big Troubles
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8517

                  #9
                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                  • Big Troubles
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 8517

                    #10
                    "Confidential sources are telling TMT that the sources who told Billboard that David Lee Roth is reuniting with Van Halen are full of shit. The real story is that David Lee Roth is reuniting (for the first time, dictionary be damned) with Dinosaur Jr. for a full tour."

                    dont mean to shit on the parade...
                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                    • PlexiBrown
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 1264

                      #11
                      Isn't there another thread going on this subject already?
                      And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                      • Big Troubles
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 8517

                        #12
                        a studio album would be an easier task for Roth and VH to accomplish given all men (and children) involved.
                        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                        • Big Troubles
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8517

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PlexiBrown
                          Isn't there another thread going on this subject already?
                          yes. In fact half of this website is "what will Dave" sing, cover, do or eat next.
                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • Invasion '80
                            Roth Army Recruit
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9

                            #14
                            sent my last post accidentally, heres the one i meant to send

                            Ain't Talkin' Bout Love
                            Unchained
                            Somebody Get Me a Doctor
                            (Dave Talks)
                            Jamie's Cryin'
                            And The Cradle will Rock
                            So This Is Love?
                            (Drum Solo)
                            Hot For Teacher
                            Everybody Wants Some
                            (Dave Talks)
                            Dance The Night Away
                            Mean Streets
                            (Dave Talks)
                            Ice Cream Man
                            Panama
                            Intruder/ Pretty Woman
                            Hear About It Later
                            (Guitar Solo)
                            You Really Got Me

                            Encore
                            Runnin' With The Devil
                            Jump
                            Happy Trails

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                            • Big Troubles
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 8517

                              #15
                              Re: 2007 Tour Setlist Possibilities

                              Originally posted by Irving Azoff
                              Crowd is amazed that they are witnessing the 3rd or 4th coming of VH. The lights completely turn off for fear of seeing Roth's semi kicks, Ed's finger stumbling, Al's new neckbrace and wolfie's attempt at finding an open A. A small roar from the crowd begins to dwindle, much like the Finland 99 show. Your eyes are blinded by the baldness of every middle aged fan around you. The next thing you hear is an unknown voice over the PA system (hey same PA from 76?) that says, “We've waited to take your money for over twenty years...Here they are, VAN HALEN!!!!!” The lights blaze on and you’re blinded by the fact that you paid a few hundred more than you wanted, and wished you stayed home and bootlegged it off your digital receiver instead... You hear them rip into each other before the first song begins. Which does happen to be Unchained, but sounds more like "Big Fat Money."

                              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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