The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans

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  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10625

    The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans

    The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans


    18. Barack to the future!

    17. Please ignore the Middle-Easterny name.

    16. Because the whole "slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name" thing didn't work out so well.

    15. Face it, America: It's me or the Ice Woman.

    14. Once you go Barack, you never go back.

    13. Barack: Cultural Learnings of Books and the Enlightenment for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America

    12. Hey, what's the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!

    11. Not Hillary Clinton for president.

    10. Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans.

    9. Straight Outta Cul-De-Sac

    8. He beats Hillary hands down in the bathing suit competition!

    7. After our last president, we need one Hussein.

    6. Obama: Just pretend he's Irish.

    5. Restoring English as the official language of State of the Union addresses.

    4. C'mon, you KNOW you want to see Trent Lott piss his pants!

    3. America: Movin' on up!

    2. It's time for a different B.O. in the White House.

    and the Number 1 Barack Obama Campaign Slogan...


    1. As American as imam's apple pie!


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  • EAT MY ASSHOLE
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    • Feb 2006
    • 1887

    #2
    That's right, folks, there's still no one who does borderline racism like ol' Brian!
    RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • hideyoursheep
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2007
      • 6351

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