Help us hitch1969...youre our only hope...

[Dave's PA Rental]

The beacon has been lit.

No, not the Reunion Torch...but the Hitch Signal...lighting up the skies above the DLR Army.

Come on hitch...there's lots of noobs signing up and logging on...

If we ever needed a hitch-rant right now to set the boat straight, now is the time.

Angle the deflector shields and make the preparations for the jump to light speed...

I promise a sticky.

[Dave's PA Rental]

Dude hasnt logged on in two months. What gives?

[Dave's PA Rental]

who is hitch1969

[Sarge's Little Helper]

who is hitch1969

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

[Panamark]

Hmmm.... the situation does seem ripe for a rant....

What gives ?

[FORD]

Perhaps we need to beam Spock aboard first, and have him initiate interstellar contact with Hitchworld? ;)

[fryingdutchman]

Even more distressing is that there's a thread with Star Wars references all over it, and Bueno Bob is nowhere to be found!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Even more distressing is that there's a thread with Star Wars references all over it, and Bueno Bob is nowhere to be found!!

Pay that one ! :D

Fark, its about the only thread he hasn't planted
his Vader Melon in !! :p

Time you must give !!!

[katie]

Times have changed arse lickers, say goodbye to hitch or itch or whatever his stupid name is and say hello to Katie.

You know you love me
x

[Roy Munson]

I just talked to Hitch the other day. He's a bit reclusive as of late because he was involved sexually with Ted Haggard.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by katie
Times have changed arse lickers. I can now add chlamydia to my growing list of STD's.

You know I'm also riddled with a scorching case of herpes.
x

TMI, Katie...

You hagged out, worthless piece of shit.

[katie]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
TMI, Katie...

You hagged out, worthless piece of shit.

Yawn that was so predictable from you fryup dutchboy.
Very boring, very dull..........Yawn

Your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance LOL!

Katie still loves ya!
x

[Anonymous]

You know, I'm starting to like Katie. I am! If she can run her filthy little mouth on everybody here 24/7, the she does have SPERRIT!

And I like a woman with sperrit!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Steve Savicki]

I tried to tell him already:

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1426

[Steve Savicki]

Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

[Steve Savicki]

Who is hitch1969?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Even more distressing is that there's a thread with Star Wars references all over it, and Bueno Bob is nowhere to be found!!

Melon officially planted...

:)

[Roy Munson]

I told you asshats already!! Hitch was getting fucked in the ass by the Evangelical leader Ted Haggard!!!

Now he lost his boyfriend. Leave him alone.

[Romeo Delight]

Hitch is busy rehearsing as the new Lead Vocalist for Van Halen.

[Julius]

Hitch doesn't live here anymore.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=1319

[Julius]

I traveled to Windsor to meet with hitch, to work out a compromise.

He met me at a truck stop, he wore floral capri pants and a pirates shirt.

I was upset because I usually wear the same outfit, but it looked better on him.

So I stabbed him in the neck with a phillips screwdriver.

True story.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Melon officially planted...

:)

Thank you...

My faith in mankind is restored!

:)

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by katie
Your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance LOL!

Seems that I've seen you use that line elsewhere in these forums.

Get some new material, cunt.

But just make sure it's actually funny before you post it.

Has the burning sensation when you pee cleared up yet?

[ThrillsNSpills]

Surprising Hitch can do a Viva Van Hagar thread but is speechless over what's going on now.

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Julius
I traveled to Windsor to meet with hitch, to work out a compromise.

He met me at a truck stop, he wore floral capri pants and a pirates shirt.

I was upset because I usually wear the same outfit, but it looked better on him.

So I stabbed him in the neck with a phillips screwdriver.

True story.


Did you see Ted Haggard there too?

Everyone is a homo in Colorado.

[Golden AWe]

He's busy owning Joe rogan.

[Full Bug]

Hitch during his glory years was classic....
That time has past, you cant go home again....

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Melon officially planted...

:)

Bob's most proper sig pic should become the new and improved Hitch Breast Beacon!!

The farce is strong with this one...

[DavidLeeNatra]

hitch got owned by some linker-pussy who met eddie on an airplane and never recovered from that... :D

[Roy Munson]

The POS is probably sucking dick in an alley in downtown Denver right now.

[Julius]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
Did you see Ted Haggard there too?

Everyone is a homo in Colorado.

Not everyone in Colorado is queer, just the gays and the clergy.

Coloradoans are best known for school shootings and teachers who take sexual liberties with students.

A typical student in Colorado has a 50/50 chance of a happy ending or untimely demise.

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Julius
Not everyone in Colorado is queer, just the gays and the clergy.

Coloradoans are best known for school shootings and teachers who take sexual liberties with students.

A typical student in Colorado has a 50/50 chance of a happy ending or untimely demise.

You must be from Colorado. Homo.

[Julius]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
You must be from Colorado. Homo.

LOL. No, I'm from Boston Taxachusetts but currently reside in Colorado.

[Jimmy Jingles]

I see that the Hitch is posting over at the Rolling Stone message boards. (http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/02/21/the-official-word-van-halen-tour-kaput/)





:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

HITCHRANT IMMINENT

The fucking homo has finally logged on...

This should be good. :cool:

:gulp:

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
HITCHRANT IMMINENT

The fucking homo has finally logged on...

This should be good. :cool:

:gulp:




Orville Redenbacher is in the micro right now....