Wolfie is probably wanting to nail some MILFS.

[rustoffa]

Alright. Think about it this way.

Wolfie is like Anthony Soprano Jr. He's probably the only member of the family looking at the online community.

There's no Meadow.

Poor ol' Wolfie...he's just wanting to get this fiasco underway. Then he sees all the negative comments.

WWYD?

If I was Wolfie in the same situation? I'm thinking MILF SERENGETI. You know, Dad's gonna get drunk, Dave's gonna be there for a while, Al's gonna retire to a hyperbaric chamber.....

It's time for MILF bitches to suck my dick!!

" 'scuse me....I'm Ed's kid....why don't you suck my dick?"

"wow, you look like the lady from Desperate Housewives...how 'bout sucking my dick?"

"umm...ma'am? I got my dick caught in my zipper...could you suck it?"

:xmas:

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by rustoffa

Poor ol' Wolfie...he's just wanting to get this fiasco underway. Then he sees all the negative comments.

:

Like this one?

Although I doubt he has time to do much online reading...

Seriously, maybe this would bum him out....not every kid wants to screw someone's hot mom.

Some kids think the age difference is creepy.

Don't you think the kid would want some hot chicks his own age as well?

Weight doesn't hold back older, richer guys from getting hot chicks their own age, or even half their age.

[bueno bob]

If he's going to be playing bass, his ass better be fucking practicing and not reading anti Wolfgang posts on the Roth Army Forums.

I'll address the following to Wolfgang, so as to avoid any confusion and/or hurt feelings on his part.

Wolfgang,

Speaking on behalf of the entire Roth Army Forums - kiss my ass. I'm a better bass player than you.

Your job will soon be mine.

Brat.

Sincerely,

Bueno Bob
Sheep Pen

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
If he's going to be playing bass, his ass better be fucking practicing and not reading anti Wolfgang posts on the Roth Army Forums.



AMEN.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
AMEN.

Ice Cream Girl likes it!

:D

So, uh...you want an early autograph before I get the bassist gig? It'll be worth $5 on eBay before the tours over I bet!

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ice Cream Girl likes it!

:D

So, uh...you want an early autograph before I get the bassist gig? It'll be worth $5 on eBay before the tours over I bet!

Do I have to pay $10 to get one? Because in that case, I'd be losing $$$$$.....

[binnie]

I doubt Wolfgang cares anyhow.

What teenage kid wouldn't want that opportunity?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Do I have to pay $10 to get one? Because in that case, I'd be losing $$$$$.....

I'll cut you a deal - free shipping...

Hell, I gotta make a living somehow, we all know Ed ain't gonna pay me shit...

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'll cut you a deal - free shipping...

Hell, I gotta make a living somehow, we all know Ed ain't gonna pay me shit...

Well, you could tour with The Police, but the only thing Sting would give you is a year's supply of tofu and tantric sex lessons with him and Trudie.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Well, you could tour with The Police, but the only thing Sting would give you is a year's supply of tofu and tantric sex lessons with him and Trudie.

Hmmm...

Gonna have to pass on that one, I think...

Although the sex angle is tempting, I think I'm going to aim a wee bit higher than Sting and Trudie....

:)

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Hmmm...

Gonna have to pass on that one, I think...

Although the sex angle is tempting, I think I'm going to aim a wee bit higher than Sting and Trudie....

:)

What's your preference then, Darth? A threesome with Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia? Or Han Solo and Chewbacca? I'm sure either of those romps would be better than Sting and Trudie.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
What's your preference then, Darth? A threesome with Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia? Or Han Solo and Chewbacca? I'm sure either of those romps would be better than Sting and Trudie.

Chewbacca's a bit on the hairy side...Luke and Leia would lead me into incest, which would be a bit unsettling, so I'll pass on that...

Maybe a threesome with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Neve Campbell?

[Dan]

Did someone say MILF.:D

[bueno bob]

Yeah, this'll do nicely...

http://www.justinrossetti.com/albums/JenniferLoveHewitt/AD313_Jennifer_Love_Hewitt.sized.jpg

http://www.celebritynu.narod.ru/neve_campbell/neve_campbell_007.jpg

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/images2/darth_vader.jpg

They will come to me...

...IT IS THEIR DESTINY...

[Ice Cream Girl]

Bob, if you had photoshop, you could put your Darth Vader glove between her legs...that would be a good signature for you, no?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Bob, if you had photoshop, you could put your Darth Vader glove between her legs...that would be a good signature for you, no?

It's a good idea, actually - and one of life's more pleasant little distractions as well; might have to work on that later...

Thanks :)

[binnie]

Sometimes threads take a really weird turn, but I like it!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
Sometimes threads take a really weird turn, but I like it!

You like it?

This just became my threesome with Jennifer and Neve thread.

I fucking LOVE IT!

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You like it?

This just became my threesome with Jennifer and Neve thread.

I fucking LOVE IT!

Lots of jokes about light-sabers will be cumming your way....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
Lots of jokes about light-sabers will be cumming your way....

So be it.

I tell you, bin, I can handle a LOT of shit as long as results in the aforementioned Jennifer/Bueno/Neve love sandwich...

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob


I tell you, bin, I can handle a LOT of shit as long as results in the aforementioned Jennifer/Bueno/Neve love sandwich...

I here ya!

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by binnie
Lots of jokes about light-sabers will be cumming your way....

Would a light saber turn Jennifer Love Hewitt into an official firecrotch?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Would a light saber turn Jennifer Love Hewitt into an official firecrotch?

Hell, I don't need a lightsaber for that... :cool:

[Matt White]

I'm cuntfused.................


Wolfie is gonna do what?!?:confused:

[ELVIS]

He's gonna SUCK playing bass in VHIIII...

And, I hope he's reading all of this crap...

It's a joke, and I hope the deal falls through at the last second...

[bueno bob]

....yeah....well, on the plus side, I'm looking forward with eager anticipation to my Bueno-Neve-Jen Love Sandwich.

If Van Halen tanks out, the summer won't be a complete toss, so long as I get that bit of business nailed down.

:cool:

[Matt White]

Well...you've got that going for you

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by ELVIS
He's gonna SUCK playing bass in VHIIII...

And, I hope he's reading all of this crap...

It's a joke, and I hope the deal falls through at the last second...

:mad2:

[Hardrock69]

Wolfie is just the innocent bystander here.

It is his dad who is fucking everything up.

Regardless, I am not interested in paying some fat cheeseburger-eating punk playing with Daddy and his trained chimp Uncle Al.
:rolleyes:

[amadeus]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Wolfie is just the innocent bystander here.

It is his dad who is fucking everything up.

Regardless, I am not interested in paying some fat cheeseburger-eating punk playing with Daddy and his trained chimp Uncle Al.
:rolleyes:
Wolfie isn't going to tell his dad no even if he didn't want to. Ed probably went on one of his porno and drug induced trances and told Wolfie one night, 'You are a Van Halen and you WILL play in this band whether you want to or not. If you say no, you better be wearing a cup, besides I don't want Sauce-Boy back!!!'

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
Well...you've got that going for you

Yeah. Well, with that sandwich of love and the Dio/Sabbath tour, the summer'll turn out alright for me, one way or another...

:D

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Like this one?

Although I doubt he has time to do much online reading...

Seriously, maybe this would bum him out....not every kid wants to screw someone's hot mom.

Some kids think the age difference is creepy.

Don't you think the kid would want some hot chicks his own age as well?

Weight doesn't hold back older, richer guys from getting hot chicks their own age, or even half their age.

When I was in my early 20's I had a friend that tottaly got off on nailing MILFS. I just wasn't into that. I wanted cute women closer to my own age. I just figured there would be plenty of time to nail the old chicks when I got old so I better enjoy young ass while young.

[Hardrock69]

Hey I had my share of MILFs when I was 21-25.

Those women who have been around for awhile sure know how to suck dick!!!
:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Hey I had my share of MILFs when I was 21-25.

Those women who have been around for awhile sure know how to suck dick!!!
:D

Amen To That.:)

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Hey I had my share of MILFs when I was 21-25.

Those women who have been around for awhile sure know how to suck dick!!!
:D

Yeah but those denture bites are a bitch.

Maybe Dave and Wolfie will tag team Uncle Al's future ex-girlfriend.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Seriously, maybe this would bum him out....not every kid wants to screw someone's hot mom.

Some kids think the age difference is creepy.

Don't you think the kid would want some hot chicks his own age as well?

Weight doesn't hold back older, richer guys from getting hot chicks their own age, or even half their age.

Welp, logistics would dictate that there ain't gonna be gaggle of hot chicks his own age @ the Van Halenwolf shows.

Fuck, for all I know, the rotund virtuoso could be poop-shoot-executing Jojo every other night. Good for him. Maybe he's immersed in Hillary Duffs' cavernous cooze on a Tuesday/Thursday rotation? Good for him.

Point being, there isn't going to be a gang of nubile nymphos available when motherfuckers start playing songs from 1978. IMO, kids are way more jaded nowadays...

That's right, Wolfie probably knows the demographic, and has a trunkload of Marlboro Light 100's stashed....just ready to pound 40-something, warm-buckets-of-water bitches into oblivion.

:sex: :spank: :ky: :boobs: :cry2:

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Yeah but those denture bites are a bitch.

Maybe Dave and Wolfie will tag team Uncle Al's future ex-girlfriend.

LMFAO!!!!

Well....it is fun when they have dentures....and take them out.

I knew a chick who for whatever reason was only in her 20s but had a full upper and lower plate...


Hmmmmm hummmm hmmmmm........

[Hardrock69]

God those sigs fucking rule....yeah another 5 years of hard living, this WILL be spEd:

http://upster1969.250free.com/eddieburnt.jpg

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Welp, logistics would dictate that there ain't gonna be gaggle of hot chicks his own age @ the Van Halenwolf shows.



All I can tell you is at the House of Blues in Cleveland last summer,

FOR DAVE ONLY, with Toshi, Brian etc. and no Van Halens,

there were a LOT of young 20-something girls, diggin' Dave.

Rus, learn this about women---we don't care HOW old the music is...

if it's rocks, we're there, havin' a good ol' time.:rockit2: