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thetoolrules
01-31-2007, 10:06 AM
will dave be allowed to do the jackattack on the tour? i really hope as it takes dave's musicianship to a new level.

thetoolrules
01-31-2007, 10:07 AM
can the donkey and midgets sing backup?

Wawazat
01-31-2007, 10:12 AM
You are more retarded than ever, congrats.

thetoolrules
01-31-2007, 10:18 AM
my point is that dave has to be dave onstage, as pathetic as he can be sometimes. problem is, this is the dave that ed and al hate. if dave's old employer (Mcdonalds) didn't appreciate his jackattackin the customers, then i can't see his new bosses (ed and al) allowing it either. what we will get is and old man who can't sing and be made to just stand there on stage bringin on the oldies.

thetoolrules
01-31-2007, 10:19 AM
and maybe have a bbq on stage. after all, dave has lots of experience flippin burgers.....

Wawazat
01-31-2007, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by thetoolrules
my point is i don't have any

Any news though ?

VanHalener
01-31-2007, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by thetoolrules
my point is that dave has to be dave onstage, as pathetic as he can be sometimes. problem is, this is the dave that ed and al hate. if dave's old employer (Mcdonalds) didn't appreciate his jackattackin the customers, then i can't see his new bosses (ed and al) allowing it either. what we will get is and old man who can't sing and be made to just stand there on stage bringin on the oldies.


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hideyoursheep
01-31-2007, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by thetoolrules
and maybe have a bbq on stage. after all, dave has lots of experience flippin burgers.....


You don't say?..........:asshole:

thetoolrules
01-31-2007, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
You don't say? I say i wanna suck your cock. what you talkin bout willis?

hideyoursheep
01-31-2007, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by thetoolrules
can the donkey and midgets come to my house? I'm horny here in indiana.

hideyoursheep
01-31-2007, 11:08 AM
Must be one of those "Sammy Lemmings?" Am I right?

hideyoursheep
01-31-2007, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by thetoolrules
can the donkey and midgets sing backup?

Do you swallow? :blow:

bantonelli
01-31-2007, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by thetoolrules
and maybe have a bbq on stage. after all, dave has lots of experience flippin burgers.....

Got a great idea!!

Let's FLIP Tool's pathetic Ass side up on a bbq skewer and have you rotated to the Oldies over a Spit.

We'll have your old McDonald's burger-flippin' buds sing "You deserve a crunch today" as they watch you get old and burnt to a crisp"

How do ya like a tool's ass? Chared, Mesquite or Fried ??

Wawazat
01-31-2007, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Must be one of those "Sammy Lemmings?" Am I right?

That's him:

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