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  • thetoolrules
    Banned
    • Oct 2006
    • 163

    jackattack

    will dave be allowed to do the jackattack on the tour? i really hope as it takes dave's musicianship to a new level.
  • thetoolrules
    Banned
    • Oct 2006
    • 163

    #2
    can the donkey and midgets sing backup?

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    • Wawazat
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jul 2005
      • 5288

      #3
      You are more retarded than ever, congrats.
      Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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      • thetoolrules
        Banned
        • Oct 2006
        • 163

        #4
        my point is that dave has to be dave onstage, as pathetic as he can be sometimes. problem is, this is the dave that ed and al hate. if dave's old employer (Mcdonalds) didn't appreciate his jackattackin the customers, then i can't see his new bosses (ed and al) allowing it either. what we will get is and old man who can't sing and be made to just stand there on stage bringin on the oldies.

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        • thetoolrules
          Banned
          • Oct 2006
          • 163

          #5
          and maybe have a bbq on stage. after all, dave has lots of experience flippin burgers.....

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          • Wawazat
            ROCKSTAR

            • Jul 2005
            • 5288

            #6
            Originally posted by thetoolrules
            my point is i don't have any
            Any news though ?
            Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              #7
              Originally posted by thetoolrules
              my point is that dave has to be dave onstage, as pathetic as he can be sometimes. problem is, this is the dave that ed and al hate. if dave's old employer (Mcdonalds) didn't appreciate his jackattackin the customers, then i can't see his new bosses (ed and al) allowing it either. what we will get is and old man who can't sing and be made to just stand there on stage bringin on the oldies.

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              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • hideyoursheep
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2007
                • 6351

                #8
                Originally posted by thetoolrules
                and maybe have a bbq on stage. after all, dave has lots of experience flippin burgers.....

                You don't say?..........

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                • thetoolrules
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 163

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                  You don't say? I say i wanna suck your cock.
                  what you talkin bout willis?

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                  • hideyoursheep
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 6351

                    #10
                    Originally posted by thetoolrules
                    can the donkey and midgets come to my house? I'm horny here in indiana.

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                    • hideyoursheep
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 6351

                      #11
                      Must be one of those "Sammy Lemmings?" Am I right?

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                      • hideyoursheep
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 6351

                        #12
                        Originally posted by thetoolrules
                        can the donkey and midgets sing backup?
                        Do you swallow?

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                        • bantonelli
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 2629

                          #13
                          Originally posted by thetoolrules
                          and maybe have a bbq on stage. after all, dave has lots of experience flippin burgers.....
                          Got a great idea!!

                          Let's FLIP Tool's pathetic Ass side up on a bbq skewer and have you rotated to the Oldies over a Spit.

                          We'll have your old McDonald's burger-flippin' buds sing "You deserve a crunch today" as they watch you get old and burnt to a crisp"

                          How do ya like a tool's ass? Chared, Mesquite or Fried ??
                          "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                          • Wawazat
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Jul 2005
                            • 5288

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            Must be one of those "Sammy Lemmings?" Am I right?
                            That's him:

                            Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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