Is this Van Halen?

[alskdjfhg]

Been sitting back reading all the posts for the last year or so and wonder why everyone is so happy about this tour without all 4 members. Seems alot of you say CVH is DLR,EVH,AVH,MA, so to me this is once again not what the fans want. Whats the big deal about Mike playing with SH (sorry to use that word) anyway, atleast he's been out there. Don't think Dave should do the tour without all the members, SH (I know that word again) atleast stood up for him. Just an opinion.

[VanHalener]

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[vhrothfan]

Dave and Ed are Van Halen

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by alskdjfhg
Been sitting back reading all the posts for the last year or so and wonder why everyone is so happy about this tour without all 4 members.

I'm happy cos Dave is in. Period. If Mike was in, that'd be cool. But, he's not. Oh well.

I'm sure Dave would prefer Mike too, but he's not about to miss his last opportunity to tour with Ed.

And I'm not about to miss it either.

Speaking for myself, I am happy about the tour. Who is playing with Dave and Ed is secondary.

I will say, I am becoming more and more interested in seeing what Wolf can do. I just hope he can physically, mentally and emotionally handle everything that is about to be handed to him.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by alskdjfhg
Just an opinion.


And one that I TOTALLY agree with...

Welcome...


:elvis:

[sadaist]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl

I'm sure Dave would prefer Mike too, but he's not about to miss his last opportunity to tour with Ed.


That's what it's all about right there. Everyone wants Michael Anthony to be there (except for the Van Halen's). I'm sure Dave is reluctant, but figures this is probably it.

[ELVIS]

Well, the deal's not signed as of yet...

[JOEufuckingrock]

Originally posted by vhrothfan
Dave and Ed are Van Halen


immediate candidate for best post of the year. I agree with that 100%. mike has been dissing dave for many years, when he was given permission to talk that is. Fuck him. He is simply not needed. Dave would not be doing this unless Wolf is capeable of doing a decent job.

[Atomic Dyver]

No its not Van Halen. The ship is headed in the right direction, but lets take another look here......the voice will be refreshingly familiar but you have to ask yourself why the Van Halens won't deliver EXACTLY what we all want. Dave said it best himself: "I don't have to love you to make great music with you" Did Michael Anthony plow Eddies woman? Steal his cigs? his beer?

Stay tuned.....

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by JOEufuckingrock
immediate candidate for best post of the year. I agree with that 100%. mike has been dissing dave for many years, when he was given permission to talk that is. Fuck him. He is simply not needed. Dave would not be doing this unless Wolf is capeable of doing a decent job.

Hey Joe Turdner, thought you were leaving the site?

Guess I was just getting my hopes up :(

[isthatTHUNDER?!]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Hey Joe Turdner, thought you were leaving the site?

Guess I was just getting my hopes up :(


who gave you permission to post?

[isthatTHUNDER?!]

you will follow my rules or leave my site. It really is that simple.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
you will follow my rules or leave my site. It really is that simple.

Fuck off bitch.

NOBODY believes you have anything to do with this site, dumbass.

That's why AL and I are Mods, and you can't even get into the Mod Room.

So fuck off before I call your parole officer again.

Remember what happened last time? Wanna do another 30 days?

fag.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by JOEufuckingrock
immediate candidate for best post of the year. I agree with that 100%. mike has been dissing dave for many years, when he was given permission to talk that is. Fuck him. He is simply not needed. Dave would not be doing this unless Wolf is capeable of doing a decent job.

So the registered sex offender agrees with the herpes stalker.

We finally have a Love Connection.

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
So the registered sex offender agrees with the herpes stalker.

We finally have a Love Connection.



I wish them luck and who is going to wear the strap-on?

[LoungeMachine]

They'll be registered at Bed, Bath, and beyond.

[LoungeMachine]

The real question is WTF does alsfhkdsg or whaterever stands for...

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
who gave you permission to post?

Hmmmm..Myself I guess..I'm sort of an independent person.


Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
you will follow my rules or leave my site. It really is that simple.

You're site?

Ohh..You mean that Wham Fan site, that I spammed with pictures of Big Tittied Asian woman in the Andrew Ridgely Forum..

Sorry About that..You can ban me now joe :(..

As for the Army..You don't own this bitch.

[Terry]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Fuck off bitch.

NOBODY believes you have anything to do with this site, dumbass.

That's why AL and I are Mods, and you can't even get into the Mod Room.

So fuck off before I call your parole officer again.

Remember what happened last time? Wanna do another 30 days?

fag.

You're gonna hate me for asking this...but I notice that almost every time isthatthunder posts, the first reply is made by you...I don't want to upset you or anything...but...

I don't have the heart to ask.

[Terry]

Originally posted by alskdjfhg
Been sitting back reading all the posts for the last year or so and wonder why everyone is so happy about this tour without all 4 members. Seems alot of you say CVH is DLR,EVH,AVH,MA, so to me this is once again not what the fans want. Whats the big deal about Mike playing with SH (sorry to use that word) anyway, atleast he's been out there. Don't think Dave should do the tour without all the members, SH (I know that word again) atleast stood up for him. Just an opinion.

No, it's not Van Halen, but it's about as close as we're gonna get, and the band will be playing the classic songs sung by the voice of Van Halen.

The ONLY voice of Van Halen that ever mattered.

Dave can either go ahead with it, or bail. I mean, maybe Dave really doesn't have as much of a problem with Anthony not being there as some of us do...or he's keeping mum about it. If he goes ahead with the tour, I suppose he couldn't have TOO much of a problem with it.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Terry
You're gonna hate me for asking this...but I notice that almost every time isthatthunder posts, the first reply is made by you...I don't want to upset you or anything...but...

I don't have the heart to ask.

I've been on designated Thunder Patrol.

A burden carried from the Wall, I guess.

;)

[pflo]

Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
No its not Van Halen. The ship is headed in the right direction, but lets take another look here......the voice will be refreshingly familiar but you have to ask yourself why the Van Halens won't deliver EXACTLY what we all want. Dave said it best himself: "I don't have to love you to make great music with you" Did Michael Anthony plow Eddies woman? Steal his cigs? his beer?

Stay tuned..... He stole Wolfies donuts.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The real question is WTF does alsfhkdsg or whaterever stands for...
It means you're spending time trying to interpret a screen name.

I agree with Elvis, welcome alskdjfhg.

[POJO_Risin]

Caring about what or who is Van Halen at this point is irrfuckingrelavent.

To make it MORE than that at this point, is just plain silly.

Seriously here folks.

IF MICHAEL ANTHONY WAS WITH THE BAND, IT WOULD STILL BE A FUCKING SHELL!

Dave just wants to tour with Ed...obviously...so he can put the other bookend on the career, and not always be asked about it. If he CARED about the sanctity of VH...he wouldn't be touring with Wolfgang Amadeus TENYEAROLD.

Alex just wants to stand by Ed, grit his teeth in that Uncle Gabe I'm taking a dump smile, and act like he has an opinion.

Ed just wants to prove that he can own Dave.

Sammy just wants to climb over every fence he can find.

Michael is still hunting for asses to plant on his face.

So quit being sanctimonious in "holding together" THE REAL VAN HALEN.

There is no such thing anymore, unless you can travel backwards in time...

[Terry]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I've been on designated Thunder Patrol.

A burden carried from the Wall, I guess.

;)

The Wall.

Am still experiencing ptsd from the Wall Wars.

For the task you undertake, I salute you.

Can't we just petition Alan the Panther to dispense with him, and be done with this?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


So quit being sanctimonious in "holding together" THE REAL VAN HALEN.



Don't think that's what I've been doing at all.

I'm just sick and TIRED of people rolling over everytime spED decides to FUCK with the CVH Legacy.

He's a fucking control freak asshole NFL Mindfucker.

He's like Bush.



HE'LL "decide" who is, and who ISNT in this little club called Van Halen FUCK YOU FANS.

Fuck you ED. Not this time. You've fucked over the brand name too much.

This current trainwreck fiasco freak show he's doling out to the masses has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with CVH, a Reunion, and certainly not the fans.

It's all about HIM.

Well I was lucky enough to see him up close in his prime with the original lineup more than once, and that's how I choose to remember Van Halen.

But I do reserve the right to laugh outloud at all of the silliness revolving around this circus.

Just let me grab some popcorn.

Trust me, the other clown shoe aint dropped yet.

:gulp: :gulp: :gulp:

[POJO_Risin]

Yo...

If spED is "deciding who is, and who ISNT in this little club called Van Halen..."

...and Dave is rolling with it...

what's that make dave...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo...

If spED is "deciding who is, and who ISNT in this little club called Van Halen..."

...and Dave is rolling with it...

what's that make dave...


A Roller?

[POJO_Risin]

only if he's rolling with spED whores...

[LoungeMachine]

Hey, I'm the first to admit I'm dissappointed and dismayed at Roth.

It's his choice, and I wish him luck....

But if this circus tent folds, I can't help but think spED will lay the blame at Dave's feet.

I wish Dave would say, hey....I remember, you were there ed, and I remember al, so when you remember mike was there, let's fire this thing up and see who salutes.

But whatever...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
only if he's rolling with spED whores...

LMAO

Could be in the tour rider. :D


But I'm still a skeptic.

:gulp:


Sometimes when those you love make stupid choices, the only way to show your love is to disagree.

And let the chips fall where they may.

[POJO_Risin]

He may have a few years ago...

like I said...

he's just looking for a bookend...

[LoungeMachine]

Perhaps.

For all any of us know, Dave's thinking to himself this may be the LAST chance to play with spED, and he's not going to waste it.

And if that's the case, I'll never hold it against him.

Whatever floats his boat.

Ed's another matter.

I'll always hold the last 20 years against him.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
A Roller?

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[isthatTHUNDER?!]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I've been on designated Thunder Patrol.

A burden carried from the Wall, I guess.

;)

Immediate candidate for gayest post of the year. In other words, "I am obsessed with the great JOE THUNDER, always have been and always will be".

[jhale667]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
Immediate candidate for gayest post of the year: "I the great JOE THUNDER, am obsessed with the cock, always have been and always will be".


Some things never change....:rolleyes:

[Dan]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
Immediate candidate for gayest post of the year. In other words, "I am obsessed with the great JOE THUNDER, always have been and always will be".

Change The Fucking Record Thunder.

[pflo]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey, I'm the first to admit I'm dissappointed and dismayed at Roth.

It's his choice, and I wish him luck....

But if this circus tent folds, I can't help but think spED will lay the blame at Dave's feet.

I wish Dave would say, hey....I remember, you were there ed, and I remember al, so when you remember mike was there, let's fire this thing up and see who salutes.

But whatever... That pretty much sums it up.Dave gets knocked down a few notches if he plays Eds game.

[kamaboko]

if dave had ANY balls he'd tell ed that wolfie is out and mike is in. ed and alex are the only one's sittin' at home not doing a damn thing. well...besides using meth and making porno soundtracks. at least dave and mike have put together a life outside of vh. let ed sit home and jerk off to his ego. it isn't a reunion unless all of them are together...otherwise it's vh4.

[diamondsgirl]

who gives a shit what its called??? From what I understand, its being billed as Van Halen. It is what it is.


Originally posted by kamaboko
if dave had ANY balls he'd tell ed that wolfie is out and mike is in. ed and alex are the only one's sittin' at home not doing a damn thing. well...besides using meth and making porno soundtracks. at least dave and mike have put together a life outside of vh. let ed sit home and jerk off to his ego. it isn't a reunion unless all of them are together...otherwise it's vh4.


if Dave gives Ed an ultimatum (which is the very definition of being a cunt) and Ed says fuck you......Dave does what?

Tours with Mike and calls it "the other half"?? Oh wait a minute...Mike's already doing that..... :D

The only way Dave will get to do the kind of tour he wants to do is with Ed. And Ed can only do this with Dave.

It has nothing to do with having balls...Dave has nothing to prove in that area.

By now, Dave has jammed with Wolf and he is either comfy going on tour with him...or he's not. Considering there are already dates being thrown around I think its safe to say its a done deal.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Perhaps.

For all any of us know, Dave's thinking to himself this may be the LAST chance to play with spED, and he's not going to waste it.

And if that's the case, I'll never hold it against him.

Whatever floats his boat.

Ed's another matter.

I'll always hold the last 20 years against him.

I can't keep track...are you going to the show when it comes through your area or not? :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I can't keep track...are you going to the show when it comes through your area or not? :D

That would be a NO.

Unless MiA is back in.

Then yes.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That would be a NO.

Unless MiA is back in.

Then yes.

so, you're going to let Ed's mental fucking illness, or whatever, prevent you from seeing Roth?


I just think it sucks that Dave can't depend on his fans to come out and catch his gig

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Considering there are already dates being thrown around I think its safe to say its a done deal.

No way...

It was the 24th of last month that we heard "a contract could be signed as soon as today" regarding the supposed 40 day tour...

Apparently, it's not signed yet...

Not a done deal...


Good


:elvis:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
so, you're going to let Ed's mental fucking illness, or whatever, prevent you from seeing Roth?


I just think it sucks that Dave can't depend on his fans to come out and catch his gig


I've seen Roth at least 6 times since 1980 that I can remember

I'll skip this freak show.

It's not like I can't relive every speck of post mortem minutia following each gig in here. :cool:

:gulp;

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
so, you're going to let Ed's mental fucking illness, or whatever, prevent you from seeing Roth?



Yes.

:gulp:

[kamaboko]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
who gives a shit what its called??? From what I understand, its being billed as Van Halen. It is what it is.




if Dave gives Ed an ultimatum (which is the very definition of being a cunt) and Ed says fuck you......Dave does what?

Tours with Mike and calls it "the other half"?? Oh wait a minute...Mike's already doing that..... :D

The only way Dave will get to do the kind of tour he wants to do is with Ed. And Ed can only do this with Dave.

It has nothing to do with having balls...Dave has nothing to prove in that area.

By now, Dave has jammed with Wolf and he is either comfy going on tour with him...or he's not. Considering there are already dates being thrown around I think its safe to say its a done deal.

Dave has a tight band. He plays all the VH songs everyone wants to hear. He can go on w/o Ed. I think it would serve Ed well. Eat a little humble pie.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by kamaboko
Dave has a tight band. He plays all the VH songs everyone wants to hear. He can go on w/o Ed. I think it would serve Ed well. Eat a little humble pie.

He could go on and I am sure thats plan B. :D

Plan A is filling amphitheaters and making boatloads of dough and putting closure to the VH chapter in his life.

Either way...I get my Roth fix, and I'm a happy girl.

Roth on...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I've seen Roth at least 6 times since 1980 that I can remember

I'll skip this freak show.

It's not like I can't relive every speck of post mortem minutia following each gig in here. :cool:

:gulp;

6 times, huh?

how many bass players was that?

ever disappointed?