red nose day song 07 ''aerosmith walk this way'' by girls aloud and the suga babes...

[col5150]

Though id give this a listen to see just how bad it would be.....and its worse. At least its for charity though

linky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvPIcCdOSD8

[Seshmeister]

I heard a DJ on BBC radio say it was a Run DMC cover...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I read that as well. RUN DMC my ass. Why don't the press get ANYTHING right. A radio DJ should know these things.

Some guy was doing a request show on Virgin that was on in our common room. Someone requested Arethat Franklin's version of "R-E-S-P-E-C-T", and the guy said "Good, I like a bit of Motown in the morning". HE, a DJ, should know that Aretha Franklin was NEVER on Motown, and Otis Redding (who wrote the damn thing) was never on Motown either.













I feel sick.

[binnie]

Awful.

Just an abortion in the eyes of the Lord.

The video sucks too.

[Coyote]

#1: You're not supposed to sing the verses, you're supposed to scat them

#2: The song is funky enough without the added "chicken-scratch" guitar.

#3: As hot as those gals are, I wish they'd concentrate on sucking their bosses' cochs, instead of raping and molesting rock classics...

[binnie]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I heard a DJ on BBC radio say it was a Run DMC cover...

Seriously?

Fuck, how can they not know it's an Aerosmith song....

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by binnie
Awful.

Just an abortion in the eyes of the Lord.

The video sucks too.

That won't be the video, just some pics put up by the poster.

The video will be full of comedians as usual.

The problem with Girls Aloud is that somewhere in Bradford there is a supermarket which is 5 checkout girls short...

[Seshmeister]

Fuck I've just realised we're going to have two weeks of Lenny Henry on the TV...

[binnie]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
That won't be the video, just some pics put up by the poster.

The video will be full of comedians as usual.

The problem with Girls Aloud is that somewhere in Bradford there is a supermarket which is 5 checkout girls short...

Nah, I've seen the video.

They rip off the Aerosmith/Run DMC in two rooms playing the song and then coming together at the end. It is camper than Xmas.....

And yes, there are comedians too.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Fuck I've just realised we're going to have two weeks of Lenny Henry on the TV...

Yep, the least funny stand-up I've ever seen, how he's had 20+ years is beyond me.

Also, Dawn French reporting from Africa that there's no food, gotta love irony....

[Seshmeister]

Bizarrely, unfunny Lenny is actually a heavy rock fan.

Years ago he even turned up at the Venue in Glasgow one weekend..

[Binky]

Nothing new, a lot of kids like to butcher classics because they've nothing else left. I remember when Atomic Kitten released Eternal Flame (one to kill yourself to) and some girl in HMV was like, 'oh I hate it when they release other versions of pop songs. But Atomic Kitten is the original so I'm not bothered'. Yes she was eight. I'm surprised her parents didn't put her in the iron maiden for that. But it'll pass soon enough. Comic Relief was much more amusing when I was younger because comedy was better, like Two Ronnies, Not the Nine o' Clock News etc. Now it's pointless. But what's fucking pissed me off is the fucking excuse for a red nose! I mean I bought one because I have the furry one and tomato so I'm like, sure whatever I don't like charities because they're corrupt but meh. So I open the box and the dude at Jacksons was not kidding when he said it was a bit of foam. I'm like, what the fuck??? And, wow, it fucking grows if you roll it in your hands LIKE COMPRESSED FOAM DOES!!! So I'm like, not breathing with this fucking thing on wondering whether the politically correct retards had their way and was worried plastic hurt people's noses! Well it never fucking hurt mine in the past! In fact I've sneezed more times with this on than I have with a cold! They've lost imagination! And to add insult to injury they added some ghay stickers and a piece of white chocolate that, OMFG, if you put to the light you can see the picture of the character on (my case, Shaun the Sheep)! Like you couldn't look on the FUCKING CHOCOLATE ANYWAY!!! God do they think we're retarded? And the pictures were Wallace and Grommit which I didn't mind but that terrible remake Dr. Who? Overdone and fucking ruined the series! Luckily the fluff of a nose was only £1 or I would have asked for me money back! At least one year it was squeaky with fake tattoos and a money box! Why couldn't they do something else, like a light up one or a musical one or one that fucking plays the English national anthem everytime we walk past a red phonebox??? I have a good mind to stick these things up Lenny fucking Henry's fucking arse!!!

So anyway..............

Comic Relief has raised billions over years and nothing that noticeable has been done in Africa. Yes, there have been some improvements, but small and it's all gradual. Something isn't right here, man. People are still starving and more starving each year. Not right, man, not right.

[binnie]

Binky, that was quite a rant!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Binky
Nothing new, a lot of kids like to butcher classics because they've nothing else left. I remember when Atomic Kitten released Eternal Flame (one to kill yourself to) and some girl in HMV was like, 'oh I hate it when they release other versions of pop songs. But Atomic Kitten is the original so I'm not bothered'. Yes she was eight. I'm surprised her parents didn't put her in the iron maiden for that. But it'll pass soon enough. Comic Relief was much more amusing when I was younger because comedy was better, like Two Ronnies, Not the Nine o' Clock News etc. Now it's pointless. But what's fucking pissed me off is the fucking excuse for a red nose! I mean I bought one because I have the furry one and tomato so I'm like, sure whatever I don't like charities because they're corrupt but meh. So I open the box and the dude at Jacksons was not kidding when he said it was a bit of foam. I'm like, what the fuck??? And, wow, it fucking grows if you roll it in your hands LIKE COMPRESSED FOAM DOES!!! So I'm like, not breathing with this fucking thing on wondering whether the politically correct retards had their way and was worried plastic hurt people's noses! Well it never fucking hurt mine in the past! In fact I've sneezed more times with this on than I have with a cold! They've lost imagination! And to add insult to injury they added some ghay stickers and a piece of white chocolate that, OMFG, if you put to the light you can see the picture of the character on (my case, Shaun the Sheep)! Like you couldn't look on the FUCKING CHOCOLATE ANYWAY!!! God do they think we're retarded? And the pictures were Wallace and Grommit which I didn't mind but that terrible remake Dr. Who? Overdone and fucking ruined the series! Luckily the fluff of a nose was only �1 or I would have asked for me money back! At least one year it was squeaky with fake tattoos and a money box! Why couldn't they do something else, like a light up one or a musical one or one that fucking plays the English national anthem everytime we walk past a red phonebox??? I have a good mind to stick these things up Lenny fucking Henry's fucking arse!!!

So anyway..............

Comic Relief has raised billions over years and nothing that noticeable has been done in Africa. Yes, there have been some improvements, but small and it's all gradual. Something isn't right here, man. People are still starving and more starving each year. Not right, man, not right.

There's spme good stuff now...The Mighty Boosh, for instance.

https://www.themightyboosh.com

That's aboot it, actually. I thought the best comedy show last year was "Have I Got News For You", and that's nearly as old as I am.

[binnie]

I think they should just ask everyone in the cuntry for £1 and then not put it on.

It's not as bad as Children in Need but it's getting close....