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I still am of the mind this whole thing is a spED king-hell power-play Mindfuck, and someone else will be touring
Assuming for a moment Mommy Dearest allows this circus to leave town......
What are The Van Halens' plans for young Wolfie on this tour?
And how would the parents in here handle it?
Will Val be coming along to look after young Wolf?
Can the first Van Halen Stage Mom Rider be in the works as we speak?
Does the Rider include Flintstone's Chewables, with all the purple ones removed?
Will spED demand Wolf take all of his groupies to his room, so as to not be a witness to The Heir's parties?
How much extra "staff" will Wolf be assigned? Tutor? You'd think if VALium has anything to say....
Do you think spED would allow him to tour with anyone else out there now? Or is this pure..."it's okay as long as I can keep an eye on you"
And then there's DAVE
Has Dave been given the Wolfie Ten Commandments yet?
Thou Shalt Not have chicks flash tits in front of Wolf etc, etc...
And most important..... How would you fellow parents handle this?
Being the father of 3, I can honestly say I wouldn't want any of my kids to Hit The Road for 40 days as a spectator, let alone onstage.
And 2 of my 3 have expressed a desire to be in the "performing arts"
Yes, the original CVH wasn't much older, but there's a WORLD of difference between 15 going on 16, and 18.
I just think it's a topic many of us can relate to.
I still am of the mind this whole thing is a spED king-hell power-play Mindfuck, and someone else will be touring
Assuming for a moment Mommy Dearest allows this circus to leave town......
What are The Van Halens' plans for young Wolfie on this tour?
And how would the parents in here handle it?
Will Val be coming along to look after young Wolf?
Can the first Van Halen Stage Mom Rider be in the works as we speak?
Does the Rider include Flintstone's Chewables, with all the purple ones removed?
Will spED demand Wolf take all of his groupies to his room, so as to not be a witness to The Heir's parties?
How much extra "staff" will Wolf be assigned? Tutor? You'd think if VALium has anything to say....
Do you think spED would allow him to tour with anyone else out there now? Or is this pure..."it's okay as long as I can keep an eye on you"
And then there's DAVE
Has Dave been given the Wolfie Ten Commandments yet?
Thou Shalt Not have chicks flash tits in front of Wolf etc, etc...
And most important..... How would you fellow parents handle this?
Being the father of 3, I can honestly say I wouldn't want any of my kids to Hit The Road for 40 days as a spectator, let alone onstage.
And 2 of my 3 have expressed a desire to be in the "performing arts"
Yes, the original CVH wasn't much older, but there's a WORLD of difference between 15 going on 16, and 18.
I just think it's a topic many of us can relate to.
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