Van Halen: Will they play or not?

[General Hina]

My feeling is if they play they have to do one song with Dave and one with Sammy OR all 5 of them jam out some classic rock tunes by other bands. Bottom line though... I doubt that they will play. It will be fun to watch them all at the podium though. Alex in his big stupid aviator shades, Eddie looking like a skeleton and probably smoking, Sammy in some clam digger pants, Mike grinning ear to ear in his 80's mullet and Dave bopping around like a junkie licking his lips and looking for his next fix.

Bozy Bozy Bop... it will be the best comedy show on TV. 5 idiots who got lucky.

Over & Out,
General Hina

[Dan]

Originally posted by General Hina
My feeling is if they play they have to do one song with Dave and one with Sammy OR all 5 of them jam out some classic rock tunes by other bands. Bottom line though... I doubt that they will play. It will be fun to watch them all at the podium though. Alex in his big stupid aviator shades, Eddie looking like a skeleton and probably smoking, Sammy in some clam digger pants, Mike grinning ear to ear in his 80's mullet and Dave bopping around like a junkie licking his lips and looking for his next fix.

Bozy Bozy Bop... it will be the best comedy show on TV. 5 idiots who got lucky.

Hey Asshole,you are missing Over and Out from your Posts.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Dan
Hey Asshole,you are missing Over and Out from your Posts.

Thanks racist! It's been a while.

[Julius]

That's better.

Now go fuck yourself.

[Julius]

Hina, I'm in a real shitty mood and I'd love to take on a punk of your caliber right now.

Pull the trigger, bitch.

[Julius]

Type faster moron. Let's see what you've got.

It's on.

[Dan]

Originally posted by General Hina
Thanks.It's been a while since Someone said I was a Big Asshole.

You are Welcome.

[Julius]

As Hina:

well duh sorry I pissed off youse guyes but I just wanted to espress ayn opinon abut how much I love haygar and his musik and stuf and shit. Aym reel sorrie I upset yuu and wont doo it agayn.

[Dan]

Originally posted by General Hina
Thanks racist!

WTF?

You must have me mixed up with you Ass friend John Homles.

[Dan]

My name is General Herpes,I love Van Hagar and I own a Poodle named Sammy.

[Julius]

Hina? Still with us?

Type faster you fucking retard.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Dan
Your are Welcome.

That wasn't really posted by me but I love the lame attempt at humor.

By the way... I think you meant "you're" instead of "your." You see "you're" is what people who are educated call a contraction. Time to go back to grade school you big dunce.

Over & Out,
General Hina

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Dan
WTF?

You must have me mixed up with you Ass friend John Homles.

If you hate black people that's your problem. Let's just keep these boards free from your racist remarks and sexist tirades.

Over & Out,
General Hina

[Dan]

Originally posted by General Hina
That wasn't really posted by me but I love the lame attempt at humor.

Over & Out,
General Hina

What are you The Spelling Police around here now?

[Julius]

The clown finally danced for us.

You type about 3 words a minute jackass?