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Bob_R
02-05-2007, 08:08 PM
What should VH call the upcoming tour?

How about


Cheat 'em and Smile
LoungeMachine
02-05-2007, 08:13 PM
Wolfapalooza works.

Close Enough 2007.

OUplaybass2

We're only in it for the Meth

Live Without a Vet.

DAVE with special guests.
Bob_R
02-05-2007, 08:14 PM
Three Men and a Baby

Three in a Half Men
Va Beach VH Fan
02-05-2007, 08:14 PM
Eat the Sheep Tour 2007 ??

Got a nice ring to it...
PHOENIX
02-05-2007, 08:15 PM
THE HANDS FELL OFF THE CLOCK TOUR!
DLR_EngineRoom
02-05-2007, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
What should VH call the upcoming tour?

How about Cheat 'em and Smile

I say:

"We heard ya missed us...

WE'RE BAAAACK!!!

Van Halen's
Can't Get This Stuff No More
Tour 2007"
Atomic Dyver
02-05-2007, 08:36 PM
THE AMZING DAVID LEE ROTH and his strangley familiar backup band.......


You've see these guys before...but.....
bueno bob
02-05-2007, 08:39 PM
Dances With Wolf.
Bret
02-05-2007, 09:01 PM
hair plugs are us

roth is not only the president. he is a member
Roth & Roll
02-05-2007, 09:19 PM
2007 Backstage Brawl Tour.
jhale667
02-05-2007, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Wolfapalooza works.

Close Enough 2007.

OUplaybass2

We're only in it for the Meth

Live Without a Vet.

DAVE with special guests.


:lol: My fucking sides!



Originally posted by Bret
hair plugs are us

roth is not only the president. he is a member

Dude, come up with some new material. Seriously...and admit you're totally gay for Dave while you're at it....
GreenBayLA
02-06-2007, 05:59 AM
Van Wolfie '007
MAX
02-06-2007, 06:34 AM
NO BOZO'S TOUR!!!

Take that old shirt EVH used to wear and substitute Hag's face for the clown. Fuck, nobody would notice the difference.
binnie
02-06-2007, 07:11 AM
Can't Get this Stuff No More
ELVIS
02-06-2007, 07:14 AM
No Cigar
ELVIS
02-06-2007, 07:15 AM
Tour
binnie
02-06-2007, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
No Cigar

We have a winner.

Fantastic Elvis, I can't stop laughing!
Matt White
02-06-2007, 11:14 AM
"Name the tour"

ARTHUR
LoungeMachine
02-06-2007, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
"Name the tour"

[SIZE=5]ARTHUR[SIZE]

LMAO

This will go over many heads, Mattie. :D
Matt White
02-06-2007, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

This will go over many heads, Mattie. :D

Just glad somebody got it KIP....

it's tough when ya have to start explaining the humor:p
hideyoursheep
02-06-2007, 12:18 PM
"Breaking Curfew"

"Three-Of-A-Kind, King High"

"Hide Your Sweets"

"Daddy Day Care '07"

"Fortunate Son Tour"

"Too Old to Rock n Roll, Too Young To Buy Beer"

"Father Knows Best"

"Wolfgang 3:16;..For dad so loved the band he gave it his only begotten son.."
Diamondjimi
02-06-2007, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
What should VH call the upcoming tour?


Three Quarters & a Nickle
King Roth
02-06-2007, 01:20 PM
World Cup 2007

This aint your Daddy's Van Halen

Happy Trails Tour

401k

Merry go round

Muzzled Tour

Making it right (almost)

Uncle Dave & Family

Final Chapter
Jérôme Frenchise
02-06-2007, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
I say:

"We heard ya missed us...

WE'RE BAAAACK!!!"

:killer:

This is COMPULSORY, IMO.


Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Van Halen's
Can't Get This Stuff No More
Tour 2007"

What about "Can't You Get BUT This Stuff"? :cool:
Coyote
02-06-2007, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
"Name the tour"

ARTHUR

Harde-har-har... :D
Coyote
02-06-2007, 01:52 PM
I'd call it "Invasion '07", but that would require MA to be along for the ride.
PlexiBrown
02-06-2007, 01:54 PM
Teen Wolf III
Mezro
02-06-2007, 10:16 PM
"The Scam That Don't Feature Sam World Tour Du Jour 2007"

Mezro...or just call it "Rug Burn" and be done with it...
ELVIS
02-06-2007, 10:21 PM
Hardy har har...:rolleyes:
Mezro
02-06-2007, 10:37 PM
Oh fuck me silly, my man from the land of FEMA housing and delousing is here. How are my tax dollars treating you these days?

Mezro...born on the bayou...raised in a cave...the Bible is your gospel...too bad faith can't get you laid...
Matt White
02-06-2007, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Harde-har-har... :D

That rascal....http://www.catanna.com/hdn-georgeshave.jpg
rustoffa
02-06-2007, 10:51 PM
Whoah Nelly!!!

http://i9.tinypic.com/2d1pki1.jpg
gburt_lagnaf
02-06-2007, 10:53 PM
The "That's Not A Sock In My Pants" Tour

Sponsored by Viagara
tora
02-07-2007, 12:39 AM
The "1985-2006 was just a dream" tour
Mt. Krakalak
02-08-2007, 08:06 AM
The EVH Whirlwind Crotch Kick Tour 2007--You Better Be Wearing A Cup!

LMAO, Dyver!

Oh, and the tour merchandise will include red, white, and black souvenir cups with the classic VH logo on it. Get yours before they sell out.

Okay, sorry. I didn't get much sleep last night.
binnie
02-08-2007, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by Mezro
"The Scam That Don't Feature Sam World Tour Du Jour 2007"


I spat beer out at that one!
Mezro
02-08-2007, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by binnie
I spat beer out at that one!

The "I Spat Beer Out At That One World Tour 2007" works pretty well too.

Mezro...:D...
kastco
02-08-2007, 04:44 PM
Better Wear Your Cup Tour

I Hear The Train A Comin Tour
kastco
02-08-2007, 04:53 PM
How about The Half A Tongue Tour

or


The Half A Tongue, Neck Brace, Cup and Pacifier Tour
nightlife
02-09-2007, 01:18 PM
How about "The Second Coming" ?
hideyoursheep
02-09-2007, 02:32 PM
The Brinks Job '07

the "Hide Your Wallets"tour

"Can't Get Healthcare No More '07"

"Sesame Street Live"

The Injured Brothers Band Tour"
Vinnie Velvet
02-09-2007, 02:45 PM
:rolleyes:
kastco
02-09-2007, 03:54 PM
The 5149 1/2 Tour
Jérôme Frenchise
02-09-2007, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by kastco
The 5149 1/2 Tour

You got the job! :D
BTW, when the fuck will the actual name for the tour be known?
All the best ideas have already been given here. :cool: