Rumor About The Original Break-up

[alsip]

I heard some rumor that one of the reasons the original line-up broke up was because Dave was banging Alex Van Halen's wife...Is there any truth to this?

If true, perhaps Wolfie should leave his prom date at home!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

This deserves a sticky!

Someone alert MelodiCROCK.

[Atomic Dyver]

Does anyone have a pic of Alex Van Halens wife?

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
This deserves a sticky!

Someone alert MelodiCROCK.

I agree!

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
Does anyone have a pic of Alex Van Halens wife?

[Atomic Dyver]

HA! NICE

[PHOENIX]

She seems lovely enough.

I'll bet she likes " THE COCK".

[Atomic Dyver]

There's a reason she has that neck brace on. And those shiney teeth...you don't get those from brushing..

[bueno bob]

Re: Rumor About The Original Break-up

Originally posted by alsip
I heard some rumor that one of the reasons the original line-up broke up was because Dave was banging Alex Van Halen's wife...Is there any truth to this?

If true, perhaps Wolfie should leave his prom date at home!!!!

Actually, what happened was that Eddie misbuttoned a shirt while he was getting dressed one day. Dave told him so, and Eddie fired him.

That's how all this shit got started.

[PHOENIX]

Re: Re: Rumor About The Original Break-up

Originally posted by bueno bob
Actually, what happened was that Eddie misbuttoned a shirt while he was getting dressed one day. Dave told him so, and Eddie fired him.

That's how all this shit got started.

Nah, Dave kicked Eddies dog across the dressing room after it had gone through Daves waste basket and dragged out Valerie's panties.

Eddie told him that the next time he tries to kick his pooch it will be wearing a cup.

[Atomic Dyver]

Actually Dave's midgets tea-bagged Vallerie and when Eddie tried to kick them in the crotch he couldn't because they were too low to the ground, eventually the frustration grew and Eddie fired Dave and the midgets.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles

Originally posted by PHOENIX
She seems lovely enough.

I'll bet she likes " THE COCK".

Exactly what I'm thinking: you can clearly hear her eyes screaming: "diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!"

So obvious!

[Eyes of the Night]

Fookin' hellarious! ...

[Bob_R]

Re: Rumor About The Original Break-up

Originally posted by alsip
I heard some rumor that one of the reasons the original line-up broke up was because Dave was banging Alex Van Halen's wife...Is there any truth to this?

Um.... No!