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  • Loons The Great
    #1

    2007 Tour truths

    The setlist...will be the exact same for 40 shows...

    Douchebags will hold up signs for Mullet...

    There will be midgets...

    There will be a drum solo...

    Thurre will be a bass solo??...

    The Dahm triplets will be hangin' 'round...

    There will be bodyguards assigned to keep Dave and Eddie apart AT ALL TIMES UNLESS ONSTAGE...or unless they are splitting up the piles of greenbacks...

    Someone will throw a bottle or water balloon onstage...

    Dave will talk to the crowd after Runnin' With The Devil...

    They will play NO rare songs...

    Chicks will be liftin' their shirts up like Girls Gone Wild/er Bad!!...

    The setlist will be the same FOR ALL 40 shows...fo' sho'...

    Lots of cats will bring their girlfriends to the gig...they will leave alone......

    What the hell else nah nah yezz??...
    Last edited by Guest; 02-06-2007, 08:08 PM.
    Tags: 2007, tour, truths
    • Eyes of the Night
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1993
      #2
      Hellarious indeed ...

      5 starred ya Loons ...
      Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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        • Loons The Great
          #3
          Originally posted by Eyes
          Hellarious indeed ...

          5 starred ya Loons ...
          5 starred ya Eyes...Hell Yeah!!...Happy Bob Marley Day to ya nah yez yez!!...

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            • PHOENIX
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2212
              #4
              Originally posted by Eyes
              Hellarious indeed ...

              5 starred ya Loons ...
              Same here.

              He summed up pretty much what we will expect.

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                • Atomic Dyver
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 313
                  #5
                  spot on

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20497
                      #6
                      BRILLIANT

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                        • fe_lung
                          Sniper
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 834
                          #7
                          Dave will lay the same banter each and every night.

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                            • Terry
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11957
                              #8
                              Loons pretty much summed it up.

                              Am praying to Hollywood Jesus that there will be no drum or bass solos, though.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                • dcmf
                                  Roth Army Recruit
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 14
                                  #9
                                  Don't forget Roth saying "look at all the people here tonight" while grinding his coked out jaws together! Now that would RULE!!!!!!

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                                    • FORD
                                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 58759
                                      #10
                                      Oh joy and eternal rapture..... another sheep troll.
                                      Eat Us And Smile

                                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                                      Justice Democrats


                                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                        • Matt White
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 20497
                                          #11
                                          Only if he was sharing the Coke!!!:p

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                                            • bueno bob
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 22830
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by dcmf
                                              I'll be in the back row handing out free handjobs to all the disgruntled Van Spambo fans. That's for sure!
                                              Wow, tell us more!

                                              On second thought...
                                              Twistin' by the pool.

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                                                • binnie
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 19144
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by dcmf
                                                  Don't forget Roth saying "look at all the people here tonight" while grinding his coked out jaws together! Now that would RULE!!!!!!
                                                  How very original.

                                                  You logged on for THAT?
                                                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                                    • ZahZoo
                                                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 8967
                                                      #14
                                                      Loons is a visionary!!

                                                      I'd add one more to the list... Eddie will throw several Axl Rose inspired hissy bitch fits on-stage and have fuckers thrown out for dissing his baby boy. Mark my words...
                                                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                                                        • bueno bob
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 22830
                                                          #15
                                                          I can honestly see whole shows grinding to a halt because of Wolfgang heckling.

                                                          Scary thought.
                                                          Twistin' by the pool.

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