afrcan lion vs 42 cambodian midget fighters : kamikaze kaos

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • flappo
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 8016

    afrcan lion vs 42 cambodian midget fighters : kamikaze kaos

    funny shit



    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.
  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12710

    #2
    This is SO sick it isn't even funny!

    What the fuck? What does the guy have in his skull? Shit?

    And how the hell did the 42 midgets accept this??? Did they sincerely believe they could've taken the lion?

    And how come this is the first time we've heard of this if this is from 2005?

    Was the lion killed afterwards? So many questions, so little answers.

    It IS the first time in more than 5 years that I'm actually surprised at something...

    Cheers! :bottle:

    Comment

    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12710

      #3
      Oh, fuck it. I wanna see a video of this. SOMEONE must've sneaked a camera in.

      This is so absurd it actually merits viewing.

      Cheers! :bottle:

      Comment

      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12710

        #4
        Er... nevermind!

        Cheers! :bottle:

        Comment

        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19144

          #5
          Fantastic!

          That may be the funniest thing that I've ever read.

          Why 42 midgets?

          Such an arbritaray number: why not 50?
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

          Comment

          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12710

            #6
            Originally posted by binnie
            Fantastic!

            That may be the funniest thing that I've ever read.

            Why 42 midgets?

            Such an arbritaray number: why not 50?
            If you do a simple Google search, you'll find out why...

            Cheers! :bottle:

            Comment

            • Wawazat
              ROCKSTAR

              • Jul 2005
              • 5274

              #7
              Originally posted by binnie
              Fantastic!

              That may be the funniest thing that I've ever read.

              Why 42 midgets?

              Such an arbritaray number: why not 50?
              the entire league
              Day-dreaming's gone commercial

              Comment

              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19144

                #8
                Damn, I really want to see this...
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

                Comment

                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19144

                  #9
                  This could be a great way of dealing with overcrowded prisons:

                  42 men versus a lion, or a tiger for some variety, if they beat it then they get to go free.

                  Pay-per-view every friday, all proceeds to charity....
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

                  Comment

                  • ODShowtime
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5812

                    #10
                    oh well, a good laugh none-the-less
                    gnaw on it

                    Comment

                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35162

                      #11
                      The gullibility of some of you is frightening.

                      PLEASE do not reply to any nice chap who emails you from Nigeria offering you money.

                      Cheers!

                      Comment

                      • knuckleboner
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2927

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        The gullibility of some of you is frightening.

                        PLEASE do not reply to any nice chap who emails you from Nigeria offering you money.

                        Cheers!

                        (but you forgot, sesh...)

                        "but please DO reply to the nice chap from scotland asking for beer money."

                        Comment

                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21838

                          #13
                          Originally posted by binnie
                          This could be a great way of dealing with overcrowded prisons:

                          42 men versus a lion, or a tiger for some variety, if they beat it then they get to go free.

                          Pay-per-view every friday, all proceeds to charity....

                          Well, you are almost there.
                          Here is a plan I devised last year while at a friend's house watching Heavyweight Boxing.


                          Sign up prisoners who are on Death Row to star in a series that would bring back Gladitorial Combat to the Death.

                          THe United States is too fucking soft on these bastards. In Third-World countries, they find you guilty of murder, they take you right out of the building and put a bullet in your head. They cannot afford to feed and house some asshole while he takes 20 fucking years to pursue appeals through the court system.

                          So the actual fights would have to be held in a third-world country.

                          The host country would only be happy to receive a large percentage of the Pay Per View profits. Another, large percentage could go to the United States Prison that housed the death row inmate.

                          Oh, and give a large chunk of money tto Victim's Rights organizations.

                          Make the rules as follows:

                          2 men enter, one man leave.

                          The man who dies just got his sentence carried out.

                          The survivor could get his sentence commuted to life in prison.

                          Of course you could then do things like sentence people to death by Lion. Or something like that.


                          The positive aspect of all this is: A) It would generate large sums of KASH, and it would decrease the Death Row population, thereby saving the U.S. Taxpayers a lot of money.

                          Everybody wins.

                          Comment

                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19144

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hardrock69
                            Well, you are almost there.
                            Here is a plan I devised last year while at a friend's house watching Heavyweight Boxing.


                            Sign up prisoners who are on Death Row to star in a series that would bring back Gladitorial Combat to the Death.

                            THe United States is too fucking soft on these bastards. In Third-World countries, they find you guilty of murder, they take you right out of the building and put a bullet in your head. They cannot afford to feed and house some asshole while he takes 20 fucking years to pursue appeals through the court system.

                            So the actual fights would have to be held in a third-world country.

                            The host country would only be happy to receive a large percentage of the Pay Per View profits. Another, large percentage could go to the United States Prison that housed the death row inmate.

                            Oh, and give a large chunk of money tto Victim's Rights organizations.

                            Make the rules as follows:

                            2 men enter, one man leave.

                            The man who dies just got his sentence carried out.

                            The survivor could get his sentence commuted to life in prison.

                            Of course you could then do things like sentence people to death by Lion. Or something like that.


                            The positive aspect of all this is: A) It would generate large sums of KASH, and it would decrease the Death Row population, thereby saving the U.S. Taxpayers a lot of money.

                            Everybody wins.

                            I would watch that, I really would!

                            If the people on Death Row are preapred to sign up to it, what's the problem!
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

                            Comment

                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21838

                              #15
                              It is not the Death Row inmates that would cause the problems.

                              It is the namby-pamby fucktards who think it is THEIR duty to decide what is best for the inmate. Never mind the assholes have already been sentenced to die.

                              Fucking bleeding-heart pussy motherfuckers get in the way of real justice.

                              And for something like this, you know they would be involving themselves where they have no business sticking their nose into the affairs of Death Row inmates.

                              Comment

                              Working...