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  • Atomic Dyver
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 313

    It official new band Mad Hagar will tour

    Legendary fumigator Sammy Hagar has formed a new band with Hot Sauce mogul Mike Anthony. The new band to be call Mad Hagar will be touring bowling alleys across America.
    Say Hagar: "Me and Mikey are really excited to head out onto the road and show bowlers everywhere what we're made of"

    Mad Anothony hot sauce and Cabo tequila will be sold at all concerts.

    On the subject of his death Hagar had this to say; "Man I'm sure glad Canada exposed that as a hoax, I was beging to believe I was really dead. I though whooooaaaawhoaaaaa maybe I'm in heaven? Hey that could be a lyric man!"

    The set list which will feature alot of new songs is as follows:

    Shiney Things
    1 way 2 rock
    Sippin on a sac
    dreams
    my humps (sung acapella)
    saucy tequila blues
    love walks in
    i can't drive 55
    gettin it up (is becoming hard to do)
    TAKIN IT FROM THE BACK!!
    best of both worlds
    rock candy
    hangliding the heart

    Anothony believes this tour will steal all the thunder from the VH mk Ib tour.

    Anthony:"Yeah man, after we kick thier ass on tour I challenge Eddie to a fight! Think I fear the whirlwind crotch kick? Here's sauce in you eye Ed!!"
  • 4moreyears
    Commando
    • Oct 2004
    • 1245

    #2
    Re: It official new band Mad Hagar will tour

    Originally posted by Atomic Dyver

    On the subject of his death Hagar had this to say; "Man I'm sure glad Canada exposed that as a hoax, I was beging to believe I was really dead.
    Nice job Ford. You ruined it for all of us.

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    • Roth & Roll
      Foot Soldier
      • Feb 2004
      • 727

      #3
      Cheese sticks with hot sauce with a shot glass of pisswater tequila for all.

      They're going to lay out the buffet table right in front of the drum riser.
      http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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      • cwsmith17
        Sniper
        • Apr 2004
        • 957

        #4
        Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
        Legendary fumigator Sammy Hagar has formed a new band with Hot Sauce mogul Mike Anthony. The new band to be call Mad Hagar will be touring bowling alleys across America.
        Say Hagar: "Me and Mikey are really excited to head out onto the road and show bowlers everywhere what we're made of"

        Mad Anothony hot sauce and Cabo tequila will be sold at all concerts.

        On the subject of his death Hagar had this to say; "Man I'm sure glad Canada exposed that as a hoax, I was beging to believe I was really dead. I though whooooaaaawhoaaaaa maybe I'm in heaven? Hey that could be a lyric man!"

        The set list which will feature alot of new songs is as follows:

        Shiney Things
        1 way 2 rock
        Sippin on a sac
        dreams
        my humps (sung acapella)
        saucy tequila blues
        love walks in
        i can't drive 55
        gettin it up (is becoming hard to do)
        TAKIN IT FROM THE BACK!!
        best of both worlds
        rock candy
        hangliding the heart

        Anothony believes this tour will steal all the thunder from the VH mk Ib tour.

        Anthony:"Yeah man, after we kick thier ass on tour I challenge Eddie to a fight! Think I fear the whirlwind crotch kick? Here's sauce in you eye Ed!!"
        Absolutely hilarious!!!!!

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        • jgdrag
          Sniper
          • Jul 2005
          • 789

          #5
          Fuck, I was happy when he was dead.

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          • Coyote
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8185

            #6
            Re: It official new band Mad Hagar will tour

            Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
            On the subject of his death Hagar had this to say; "Man I'm sure glad Canada exposed that as a hoax, I was beging to believe I was really dead."
            Which just shows that ya can't eradicate e-vil. (As long as there's somebody to spoil the attempt.)
            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • pjvan
              Roadie
              • Dec 2006
              • 121

              #7
              What's wrong Atomic Dyver, could you not reach Eddie for comment?

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              • Atomic Dyver
                Head Fluffer
                • Mar 2004
                • 313

                #8
                Originally posted by pjvan
                What's wrong Atomic Dyver, could you not reach Eddie for comment?
                He's still mad that I tried to steal one of his old Kramer guitars. When I got caught he told me he's cutting me off from all the good fake stories.

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                • pjvan
                  Roadie
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 121

                  #9
                  That's too bad, those fake Ed stories are the best.

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                  • 4moreyears
                    Commando
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 1245

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pjvan
                    That's too bad, those fake Ed stories are the best.
                    I would not be surprised to see an Eddie Van Halen has died thread at some point.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      It's amazing, the level of attention some of you give Hagar...

                      Seriously...

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19145

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Atomic Dyver

                        my humps (sung acapella)

                        That cracked me up, and gave me some very disturbing images!
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • jero
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2927

                          #13
                          Originally posted by binnie
                          That cracked me up, and gave me some very disturbing images!
                          LMAO!

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22942

                            #14
                            The Sammy Hagar has died thread is quite a lot funnier.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Believe it or not, I never even clicked on it...

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