Relax SIT BACK & SLAM VAN HAGAR

[thefive]

Sammy sings like a fairy. Van Hagar is nothing but Air Supply with a
guitarist.

[Lou]

Hey put up the html graphic of "Van Hagar is nothing but a slightly harder version of Air Supply"

[thefive]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=60090

[thefive]

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[thefive]

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[Bill Lumbergh]

2 year olds can come up with more interesting songs on little toy pianos, than Van Hagar could with months in the studio.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hey wheres my personal fave...Sammy has the personality of............

[Lou]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
2 year olds can come up with more interesting songs on little toy pianos, than Van Hagar could with months in the studio.

LOL

Hey was Ed using a toy piano for "How Many Say I"? Maybe he and Wolfie, who was 6 at the time, collaborated.

Remember when Wolfie at 6 years old was supposed to sing on a track of Van Danniels III? What a joke!

thefive, thanks for those html graphics, I needed those :)

[thefive]

LOL Bill

[thefive]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey wheres my personal fave...Sammy has the personality of............
This one?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=54405

[thefive]

Originally posted by Lou
LOL

Hey was Ed using a toy piano for "How Many Say I"? Maybe he and Wolfie, who was 6 at the time, collaborated.

Remember when Wolfie at 6 years old was supposed to sing on a track of Van Danniels III? What a joke!

thefive, thanks for those html graphics, I needed those :)

No problem your my bud here.

the 5

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Lou
LOL

Hey was Ed using a toy piano for "How Many Say I"? Maybe he and Wolfie, who was 6 at the time, collaborated.

Remember when Wolfie at 6 years old was supposed to sing on a track of Van Danniels III? What a joke!

thefive, thanks for those html graphics, I needed those :)


Ed might as well use Wolfie on any future projects....probably would be more inspired than anything Ed and Spam could come up with! Yeah and on a serious note, Ed considering using his son a VH record shows how serious he really was about the music.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by thefive
This one?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=54405

LOL yep that's it! Thanks

[thefive]

How much personality does a door knob have guys????

[Lou]

Actually it probably has more personality than Ed and Sam put together.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Lou
Actually it probably has more personality than Ed and Sam put together.

:lol: :bananna:

[thefive]

I heard that Boy George was going to join Van Hagar on this tour.
I am serious. I heard the rumor from a good source on the internet.

[BITEYOASS]

"There goes Sammy again, knockin on the door with a bottle of Tequilla in one hand and his dick in the other"-David Lee Roth :D

[JCOOK]

THATS ' NOT FAIR TO AIIR SUPPLY!:D

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by thefive
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[DLR_EngineRoom]

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[thefive]

The Thompson Twins are opening up for Van Hagar.

Thats the latest rumor.

[thefive]

That picture of Sammy up there in the boxing ring. What is he trying to get across???

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by thefive
That picture of Sammy up there in the boxing ring. What is he trying to get across???

For a bunch of knowitall pricks, maybe youd jknow hat Sammy is atrained boxer and that was his career before music.

[thefive]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
For a bunch of knowitall pricks, maybe youd jknow hat Sammy is atrained boxer and that was his career before music.

But don't you think it is strange that a man that was so into boxing and working out that he would be fat and out of shape for over 17 years??

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by thefive
But don't you think it is strange that a man that was so into boxing and working out that he would be fat and out of shape for over 17 years??

dued, put on the live 1993 dvd and tell me that he is fat there and that was 11 years ago. He has only gotten to be kinda big since he drinks that damn tequila all the time. Some of the threads here are just retarded.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
dued, put on the live 1993 dvd and tell me that he is fat there and that was 11 years ago. He has only gotten to be kinda big since he drinks that damn tequila all the time. Some of the threads here are just retarded.


Yet you feel the need to respond to almost every thread! Who's stupid?!

[L.S.D.]

I am about as bored at work as a human being can be. You morons and youre stuck in 1984 attitude is by far the most entertaining dribble on the net.

[thefive]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
dued, put on the live 1993 dvd and tell me that he is fat there and that was 11 years ago. He has only gotten to be kinda big since he drinks that damn tequila all the time. Some of the threads here are just retarded.


Well look at Dave he drinks a lot of Jack Daniels.


the 5

[thefive]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
I am about as bored at work as a human being can be.

You must be talking about the Van Hagar tour. Thats a good headline for the newspapers.

I am about as bored at this Van Hagar concert as a human being can be.

[ALMOSTsaved]

L.S.D. Like me, you've made your point that you are a fan of both eras, (although I often question whether or not your REALLY like the Dave era, but that's another story) Why do you let yourself get so worked up over this shit? It's not a BIG DEAL.

Face it, Dave era VH is far superior to the Sammy era, hence you're in a Roth forum. No matter how much you think you'll with the Hagar battle, inevitably, you're going to lose the Roth war.

[thefive]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=56658 :D :D

[thefive]

Just curious Almostsaved what type of fan are you? I just dont want to search all your posts.

[ALMOSTsaved]

I LOVE Dave era Van Halen...I LIKE Van Hagar...

I know who the REAL incarnation of Van Halen consists of.

[ALMOSTsaved]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
L.S.D. Like me, you've made your point that you are a fan of both eras, (although I often question whether or not your REALLY like the Dave era, but that's another story) Why do you let yourself get so worked up over this shit? It's not a BIG DEAL.

Face it, Dave era VH is far superior to the Sammy era, hence you're in a Roth forum. No matter how much you think you'll with the Hagar battle, inevitably, you're going to lose the Roth war.

I think my previous post basically said it all, thefive.

[thefive]

Okay I will try to make you see the light.:D :)

[thefive]

[thefive takes a sip of his coffee before posting]

Just in Tony Basil ( sang the Mickey song) will also be opening up for Van Hagar.

[Big Troubles]

LSD claims to like both eras, but spends a tremendous amount of time bashing Dave. Hair comments. Playing local fairs. I think the guy like stirrin' it up. If he hates the Roth era so much, why does he spend all his free time here? Why not at a pro Sam site? I know you wouldn't catch me in a Sam Van Hagar message board bashing them.

[ALMOSTsaved]

That's how I feel. But, it's okay to critique someone you admire as well.

I haven't always been kind about Dave, only because I feel, as a loyal fan who has gone to see him perform anywhere within hundred miles EVERY time except once in the last 20 years, purchased countless magazines and music, I can speak my opinion objectively, without truly meaning any disrespect.

And although I haven't always agreed with Roth, he has my utmost respect. Period!

Watch for my pic postings from his performance here last July...

[bru87tr]

eddie is a gay movie and sammy is the star!

[thefive]

Originally posted by bru87tr
eddie is a gay movie and sammy is the star!
And michael is the head fluffer:D

And Alex is the Butt fluffer.:D

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by thefive
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=52306

I couldn't agree with you more!

[thefive]

Are you a Van Hagar fan cwsmith17? Just asking because of your thread you started about going to see Van Hagar.

[thefive]

Sammy Hagar and Boy George are butt buddies.

[thefive]

Van Hagar sucks elephant dicks.

[thefive]

Just relaxing right now ready to SIT BACK AND SLAM VAN HAGAR!!!

[thefive]

Van Hagar=sheep with a guitarist.

[thefive]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
I LOVE Dave era Van Halen...I LIKE Van Hagar...

I know who the REAL incarnation of Van Halen consists of.

1st-David

2nd-Mr. Fingers

3rd-Mr Hot Sauce

4th- Mr Sticks

[thefive]

JUST SLAM VAN HAGAR!!!!!!

It's fun

[thefive]

Well I guess this is my own thread. I am the only one that likes to RELAX and SLAM Van Hagar. That is just fine with me.


Sammy Hagar and Pee WEE Herman are the same person.

[thefive]

Van Hagar is only for fat soccer moms and geeky guys.

[thefive]

Van Hagar Fans=SHEEP

[thefive]

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[Matt White]

Originally posted by thefive
Sammy sings like a fairy. Van Hagar is nothing but Air Supply with a
guitarist.

"Air Supply with a guitarist"

BRILLIANT!!!
:D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yep, thefive was ahead of his time...............