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  • hideyoursheep
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2007
    • 6351

    Holy Shit! Lounge Machine's Birthday?

    Named after an ineffective exercise device, this former Spinal Tap roadie now qualifies for senior citizen discounts from Musician's Freind.

    Here's where the roller coaster of life picks up speed and scares the living shit out of you!

    You're the first person to ever pleasure yourself at MoveOn.org.

    "Front Line mod who was through with it, before the rest of you knew what to do with it!"

    Now grab a fire extinguisher and put out those candles!

    Happy B-day, hippie!
  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12710

    #2
    Kip's birthday?

    Joy! Joy!

    Happy birthday, you old, old mo'fo. Try to hate yourself tommorrow morning... that's always a sign of a GRATE night out fer me.

    I started the party already:



    Cheers! :bottle:

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    • ThrillsNSpills
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6626

      #3
      This is false.

      If you were his age....

      would you admit it?


      see what I mean.



      but justin Kase

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      • ThrillsNSpills
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6626

        #4

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        • isthatTHUNDER?!
          Banned
          • Oct 2006
          • 105

          #5
          attention alice: a birthday thread which you have yet to post "happy birthday bro, hope its a great one". What is the hold up, I have not banned you yet.

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          • ThrillsNSpills
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6626

            #6
            Yep,

            that was my other foot in the same pile of dog shit. thanks joe

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            • ThrillsNSpills
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6626

              #7
              Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
              This is false.

              If you were his age....
              would you admit it?
              see what I mean.

              but justin Kase
              If birthdays were real, EMA would be 175.
              now if you'll excuse me, I have to change my shoes.

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              • Unchainme
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2005
                • 7746

                #8
                Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
                attention alice: a birthday thread which you have yet to post "happy birthday bro, hope its a great one". What is the hold up, I have not banned you yet.
                Shut the Fuck Up Kid Diddler.

                Now that that is out of the way, Happy Birthday Lounger

                -Grasshopper.
                Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                • ALinChainz
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12082

                  #9
                  Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
                  attention alice: a birthday thread which you have yet to post "happy birthday bro, hope its a great one". What is the hold up, I have not banned you yet.
                  Very touching Joe.

                  As you are usually the one touching yourself, as you have never had a woman touch you.

                  Although you have taken a man up your "touch hole".

                  What HOLDS you up Joe, when you are trying to find your "LP"?

                  (lil pecker)

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                  • ALinChainz
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12082

                    #10
                    Joe has always had a secret gay crush on many men here.

                    LM and I have literally kicked the fuck out of Joe daily for years now, and his posting in this thread proves he is obsessed with the abuse that he gets.

                    He is truly a sick fuck, what pedophile isn't.

                    Lounge ... you know the score ... Happy Birthday bro ...













                    (you still owe me MUCHO AIC memorbilia)

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #11
                      Happy Birthday, Lounge! You're one more year closer to death.
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19144

                        #12
                        Happy Birthday Lounge!
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • jhale667
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 20929

                          #13
                          Happy B-day, Lounge!

                          Originally posted by conmee
                          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                          That is all.

                          Icon.
                          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                          Originally posted by Isaac R.
                          Then it's really true??:eek:

                          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                          Originally posted by eddie78
                          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 58754

                            #14
                            He's only 44.......

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                            Happy Beerday Kip!!

                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • PumpedUpMidget
                              Head Fluffer
                              • May 2005
                              • 469

                              #15
                              Happy Birthday to the dude whose posts make the most sense to me...

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