Well it has taken just a few individuals'actions to compromise our focus and support for David Lee Roth, Toastmaster of what seemingly is the sole Standard Bearer for Big Rock these days. Some here who have lost their VH focus on the main points (which are all positive) to only speak on VH topics of the most negative (which are all Sammy Hagar's).
And they are DARK DAYS indeed, these days are, indeed when our ISP is threatening us over emailed complaints from Van Hagar fans. Our Host is still considering our reply to charges of internet threats to Sammy Hagar which include:
- physical assaults
- kidnapping threats
- food poisoning
- corporal drawing and quartering
- feeding him undernourished meals
- gunfights/knifefights/dogfights/Mexican hat-dancing
- decapitated impalement and subsequent torching
- raping/demasculation/castration/other torture while shouting "TEN- THIRTEEN, MOTHERFUKKAH~!" "TEN-FUCKING THIRTEEN ON YOUR ASS!"
NOW, call it crazy, mmkay - but how's about we start focusing a little more PositivaTEH™ upon Diamond Dave and some of his art, than what we HAVE been giving to the other guy?
I mean, don't even say the word "fuck" when mentioning the moron's name - as in "fuck Sammy Hagar" because, you know what?
A quick fucking like Sam'll get when this tour is cancelled is all the love SOME people in this world ever get..
And they are DARK DAYS indeed, these days are, indeed when our ISP is threatening us over emailed complaints from Van Hagar fans. Our Host is still considering our reply to charges of internet threats to Sammy Hagar which include:
- physical assaults
- kidnapping threats
- food poisoning
- corporal drawing and quartering
- feeding him undernourished meals
- gunfights/knifefights/dogfights/Mexican hat-dancing
- decapitated impalement and subsequent torching
- raping/demasculation/castration/other torture while shouting "TEN- THIRTEEN, MOTHERFUKKAH~!" "TEN-FUCKING THIRTEEN ON YOUR ASS!"
NOW, call it crazy, mmkay - but how's about we start focusing a little more PositivaTEH™ upon Diamond Dave and some of his art, than what we HAVE been giving to the other guy?
I mean, don't even say the word "fuck" when mentioning the moron's name - as in "fuck Sammy Hagar" because, you know what?
A quick fucking like Sam'll get when this tour is cancelled is all the love SOME people in this world ever get..
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