Rotharmy Celebrity Roast

[LoungeMachine]

It was a tough decision to arrive at.

So many worthy candidates lately. Spamming Trolls pretending to be photogs, Herpes encrusted shut-ins, and numerous newbies bent on making a mark.....

But we wanted the first roast to skewer on old-schooler, someone who's been around, someone who was about to crack under the latest reunion strain......

We needed someone who has already lost all sense of reality, someone who has been wound so tight over WOLFIE/MIKIE that the slightest breeze could send them over the edge......

And we have the perfect Celebrity........













WARF





Brother WARF has been the man around here over the years, but for whatever reason has gone down faster than katie during happy hour.

Speaking of katie, we all know she has a soft spot for WARF

It's called her ASS.

Not to be confused with her face, the other leathery gloryhole with five o'clock shadow.





So let the ROAST begin brothers and sisters.........

Let WARF know how much you love the little homo.

We have some special guests lined up, and once they're done surfing pornotube I'm sure they'll stop by for a and a joke........at WARF'S expense of course....

[Mike Anthony]

Love him? I don't even like the piece of shit.

Classic Van Halen fan my ass.

"Hey, Wolfie's in the band. Who's Mike Anthony again?"

Mike Anthony, faggot. The bass player that was kicking ass with David Lee Roth onstage years, decades even (ha!) before you even touched your first man-boob.

Remember where it all started.

If you cry too much, tonight, you traitor...I'll send you a free bottle of hot sauce.

Maybe if you PM me and remind me that I'm THE ORIGINAL.

[Warfs_Mother]

Oh dear.

I don't find this amusing at all.

My boy is a good boy.

He's in the basement working on his new I LOVE WOLFIE poster right now. He's even using his own "glue" for the glitter on it.

Why would you meanies want to make fun of my son?

I was making him and that weird looking friend of his, Pojo_Rinsing some warm milk the other day, and they were so cute playing nude twister together. You all should be more like that nice man. He just needs a haircut.

I love my WARFY.

So you be nice.

[Real Wolfgang]

hey, there. wait a minute.

this is not fair on warf.

he has been very supportive of me becoming a member of van halen with daddy and uncle alex.

thankyou warf. daddy watches these boards and he is proud that you are sticking up for his desicions. you a a real fan of eddie and alex van halen.

[Mike Anthony]

Originally posted by Warfs_Mother
Oh dear.

I don't find this amusing at all.

My boy is a good boy.

He's in the basement working on his new I LOVE WOLFIE poster right now. He's even using his own "glue" for the glitter on it.

Why would you meanies want to make fun of my son?

I was making him and that weird looking friend of his, Pojo_Rinsing some warm milk the other day, and they were so cute playing nude twister together. You all should be more like that nice man. He just needs a haircut.

I love my WARFY.

So you be nice.

This is pathetic. Only a complete ass like WARF would have his mother come on the site to defend him.

Seriously, this is just sad.

[Real Wolfgang]

hey, my daddy will kick your butt for an outburst like that

[The Truth]

The Truth?

WARF hates people who follow everything Roth does....

WARF hates Michael Anthony........

WARF hates the fact Wolfie is going to see more poon in 40 nights than WARF has seen all his life.......

WARF hates the fact he knows he's wrong about this being a legit reunion.


But it's also true WARF is a real ROTHARMY SOLDIER.

They say a friend will help you move.....

But WARF would help you move a body.....


WARF'S A CUNT, BUT HE'S OUR CUNT.

[Mike Anthony]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
hey, my daddy will kick your butt for an outburst like that

Before or after WARF buys his smokes and sucks his dick? "Oh, thank you, Edward, for treating me like shit but kissing my ass when you're prepared to rip your fans new assholes again!"

By the way, I'd like to see how badly you try and play my bass lines, kid...but then, maybe I wouldn't.

But don't worry...WARF probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Warf will get in a tizzy if we post the angry Eminem pic of him showing his VH tattoo.

Probably because he secretly rhymin rhymes and bustin moves and spinnin around singing Ice Ice baby til he gots holes in his shoes.

When that 3 day bender ended he looked in the mirror and saw his bleached hair and after puking, took another shot(Cabo), put on a sombrero, and became El Warfo until his hair grew back and he could dye it back.

So don't post that pic.

Thank You

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by The Truth
WARF hates the fact Wolfie is going to see more poon in 40 nights than WARF has seen all his life.......

i thought that said poop...i nearly wet my little panties laughing

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Mike Anthony
Before or after WARF buys his smokes and sucks his dick? "Oh, thank you, Edward, for treating me like shit but kissing my ass when you're prepared to rip your fans new assholes again!"

By the way, I'd like to see how badly you try and play my bass lines, kid...but then, maybe I wouldn't.

But don't worry...WARF probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

i'm trying my best. you are just a big bully and i am going to tell.

[ThrillsNSpills]

wait a second.

Is this a roast or a family reunion?
Somebody brew these guys make it a real roast.
roth on Warf





better.
next

[Horace]

WARF has been a very tender lover for many years. During high school, we got each other through the hard times.

Okay, we're still not officially together again, but I promised him once he gets off his ass and gets a real job that I'd take him back...

...and take him in back.

Seriously, guys, you're being a little hard on him.

[Horace]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
i'm trying my best. you are just a big bully and i am going to tell.

Don't worry, kid...WARF and I know a way to make you feel really at home.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Well, this IS interesting.

Is Warf a new breed of sheep?

Will he rise above Wolfgang and Mike?

Will I be able to find my spanner?

Find out next week on "Shaun".