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jharp84
02-19-2007, 03:19 PM
It was discovered just yesterday that this is not just the "year of the pig" for the chinese new year, but the GOLDEN YEAR OF THE PIG" which only happens every 60 years or so! More "AMMO" for this year being "THE YEAR FOR DAVE/HALEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt White
02-20-2007, 09:26 AM
"YEAR OF THE MONKEY"

:cool:

VanHalener
02-20-2007, 10:10 AM
I'll take one order of Genaral TSO's chicken

One order Triple Delight

One order Sweet and Sour Chicken

Two orders Shrimp Rolls

One Hot & Sour Soup

One Eggdrop soup

throw in some hot mustard, please.

Thank you

Can we do something south of the border for lunch tomorrow?

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ELVIS
02-20-2007, 10:15 AM
Year of the pig, horse, ram...

What is this crap ??

:rolleyes:

Wawazat
02-20-2007, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Year of the pig, horse, ram...

What is this crap ??

:rolleyes:

Year of the horse is a Neil Young Album

FORD
02-20-2007, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Year of the pig, horse, ram...

What is this crap ??

:rolleyes:


Chinese astrology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_astrology)

I'm hung like a Horse myself :cool:

FORD
02-20-2007, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by chan_bkny
What year is DLR? I've read bios that have 1954 (year of the horse )and 1955 (year of the ram).

Dave was born October 10, 1954. So that makes him a Horse? Cool

Not sure what year Hagar was born, but I'm guessing it was the year of the Sheep :D

BITEYOASS
02-20-2007, 11:35 AM
Time to break out the moon cakes. If not, then break out the moon pies! LOL

fryingdutchman
02-20-2007, 11:36 AM
This thread makes Richard Simmons look like Paul Teutel...

Ally_Kat
02-20-2007, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by chan_bkny
I know a couple people who were born in the year of the boar. Congrats to them.

Water Pig representin'!

Coyote
02-20-2007, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Water Pig representin'!

What she said...

PHOENIX
02-20-2007, 08:15 PM
Year of the Pig.............


Sounds like Hagars year. :D

Ally_Kat
02-20-2007, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
What she said...

It's why we're so awesome

Coyote
02-20-2007, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by PHOENIX
Year of the Pig.............


Sounds like Hagars year. :D

Shh... Don't ruin it, man...

Coyote
02-20-2007, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
It's why we're so awesome

I thought it was 'cause we're both blondes.

VanHalener
02-21-2007, 04:19 AM
OOOOOOH you still open!?

Wonderful...

please...

one order shrimp fried rice

one order crab rangoon...no 3(Three) orders crab rangoon

one order wonton soup

one order eggroll

and one order General Tso's Chicken

please

Thank You

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VanHalener
02-21-2007, 04:56 AM
Damn! Where's that Chinese food?

Anonymous
02-21-2007, 05:13 AM
You're all gay.

Seems I'm the only Rooster 'round these 'ere parts.

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, BABY!

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
02-21-2007, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by vanhalener
Damn! Where's that Chinese food?

Eat mexican - 'tis better fer ya.

Cheers! :bottle:

FORD
02-21-2007, 02:27 PM
Just don't order the Menudo!

(It's got nothing to do with a Puerto Rican boy band either)

DLR_EngineRoom
02-21-2007, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by jharp84
It was discovered just yesterday that this is not just the "year of the pig" for the chinese new year, but the GOLDEN YEAR OF THE PIG" which only happens every 60 years or so!

How ironic.

Van Halen just dumped the 2 pigs for Wolfie n' Dave.

I tell you: there's order in the universe...ain't no coincidence...

jharp84
02-22-2007, 10:48 PM
No intention to offend anyone! Just reporting what Chicago news superstaiton WGN reported! Thought it was good tie - in to DAVE/EDDIE Reunion, before the BREAKDOWN! I JINXED IT! FREE DVD"S OF VAN HALEN 1984 CASTLE DONNINGTON! FAN SHOT, DISTANT, BUT VERY FUCKING RARE VH OUTDOOR SHOW!!!

jharp84
02-23-2007, 12:00 AM
Right On Bro!!! Unfortunately it will be dennis fuckin miller who accepts for the cvh(fighting spam) for the fucking honors!

VanHalener
02-23-2007, 01:27 AM
Man I need to cut down on the Chinese.

Screw it...

I'll take 3 orders crab rangoon

and a bottle of sake

oh, and uh, add 30% for yourself

Thanks

Anonymous
02-23-2007, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by chan_bkny
What Mexican dish do you recommend? I live in an area where there are lots of cool-looking restaurants, but the menus in the windows are all in Spanish. :( I know I need to learn Spanish. I can only understand the word "pollo." The customers inside sure look like they're enjoying whatever it is they're eating. Aww man, the aromas from those places! Yum!

Everything! Enchilladas, tortillas, tacos, tamales, whatever.

Just baste it with lots of hot sauce and pray you don't have a weak stomach. Pray REAL hard.

Cheers! :bottle:

jharp84
02-23-2007, 09:51 AM
Pot Stickers! Don't forget the pot stickers!!

Anonymous
02-23-2007, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by jharp84
Pot Stickers! Don't forget the pot stickers!!

I beg your pardon?

There's no need to be rude, young man.

Cheers! :bottle:

jharp84
02-23-2007, 04:48 PM
Who you callin young! Jackson!!

jharp84
02-23-2007, 09:57 PM
This post has gone in wrong DIRECTION!! WHEN VH gets it together this Fucking year! Then It will reinforce in the original intention! Everyone is all fucked up in the head now(me-always)! Due to the biggest goddamn letdown/tease/etc.etc. So let's all get our emotions out know! tHEN REGROUP WHEN THE GOOD NEWS HITS!!!

VanHalener
02-24-2007, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by chan_bkny
You're so generous. The delivery guys must love you. Why I've read that these guys don't make much here (NYC). One gentleman who was interviewed by the NY Times had said that he delivered to a customer in an affluent neighborhood in the pouring rain only to receive a dollar in quarters.

Those BASTARDS

You have to care for your delivery people if you want prompt service.

While I'm here...

one order shrimp fried rice

One order srping rolls

one bottle sake

add the usual 30%

and oh, get the Roth Army whatever they want. On me.

Thanks

VanHalener
02-24-2007, 05:40 PM
ok enough is enough, for a while.

Will someone please report on something South American so I can place a food order when we get back.

Many thanks for the chinese food & news.

Dan
02-24-2007, 06:04 PM
O.K,Who ordered The CreamOfSomeNiceGuy?

NATEDOG001976
02-24-2007, 06:18 PM
When is the year of the "Pimp"?

NATEDOG001976
02-24-2007, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Dan
O.K,Who ordered The CreamOfSomeNiceGuy?

Sammy Hagar?

ace diamond
02-24-2007, 06:44 PM
i was born in the year of the fire snake................1977