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  • Mt. Krakalak
    Roadie
    • Apr 2006
    • 160

    The EVH crotchkick thread

    Ed,
    You are a fuckin' lunatic. I mean this in the nicest possible way. Get some professional help! Here's a collective kick in the balls from your fans.

    http://joemonahansnewmexico.blogspot.com/drama.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...y/bullshit.jpg
  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19145

    #2
    That picture disturbs me a little bit....
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    • Mt. Krakalak
      Roadie
      • Apr 2006
      • 160

      #3
      Why?
      http://joemonahansnewmexico.blogspot.com/drama.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...y/bullshit.jpg

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21888

        #4
        Because it is an actual photo of binny??

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145

          #5
          Ha Ha!!

          I dunno, something about little girls being violent just freaks me out, and it being in 2D makes it worse.

          I don't know why......

          Might be because I am REALLY stoned....
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Atomic Dyver
            Head Fluffer
            • Mar 2004
            • 313

            #6
            Whoa, wait just a minute here. If there's a crotch to be kicked it will be done by Eddie. A crotch-kick to Ed? I wonder if he had his VH logo cup on at the time.

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            • diamondsgirl
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7563

              #7
              Heres a little something for 1996:


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              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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              • fullbug5150
                Full On Cocktard
                • Jan 2007
                • 34

                #8
                Originally posted by binnie
                That picture disturbs me a little bit....
                this coming form some one with Osama as an avatar? trying to be edgy provoke a response...

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                • pjvan
                  Roadie
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 121

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
                  Whoa, wait just a minute here. If there's a crotch to be kicked it will be done by Eddie. A crotch-kick to Ed? I wonder if he had his VH logo cup on at the time.
                  Well of course he does, to quote the VH Cup slogan, "Never Leave Home Without It!!!"

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                  • Oxford
                    Roadie
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 113

                    #10
                    Take Eddie guitar neck and shock him back to freaking reality with a electric shock.
                    Oxford

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                    • Plexi Head
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2005
                      • 395

                      #11
                      Originally posted by binnie

                      Might be because I am REALLY stoned....
                      Bastard, I wish I was.
                      "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19145

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fullbug5150
                        this coming form some one with Osama as an avatar? trying to be edgy provoke a response...
                        Dude, where did that come from?

                        The avatar is a joke, pure and simple....
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • Mt. Krakalak
                          Roadie
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 160

                          #13
                          Binnie said: Might be because I am REALLY stoned....

                          Try 'n stick with the better herb. It's much more enjoyable, and you don't have to worry about being disturbed by 2 D images.
                          Save your discomfort for Gee Dubya and his outlaw antics. Now there's another fuckin' lunatic!
                          I'd like to kick him in the nutsack, too.
                          http://joemonahansnewmexico.blogspot.com/drama.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...y/bullshit.jpg

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                          • Mt. Krakalak
                            Roadie
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 160

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
                            Whoa, wait just a minute here. If there's a crotch to be kicked it will be done by Eddie. A crotch-kick to Ed? I wonder if he had his VH logo cup on at the time.
                            No, the VH logo cups are not available yet. Their production has been

                            P O S T P O N E D!
                            http://joemonahansnewmexico.blogspot.com/drama.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...y/bullshit.jpg

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mt. Krakalak
                              Binnie said: Might be because I am REALLY stoned....

                              Try 'n stick with the better herb. It's much more enjoyable, and you don't have to worry about being disturbed by 2 D images.
                              Save your discomfort for Gee Dubya and his outlaw antics. Now there's another fuckin' lunatic!
                              I'd like to kick him in the nutsack, too.
                              Amen to that!

                              Cheers!
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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