You know something...
fucking enough of this.
This is a David Lee Roth site.
This is a fucking Classic Van Halen site.
This isn't a fucking Tribute to all that's Van Halen site.
This isn't a fucking "Too fucking far past our prime with a 15 year old as our motivator" site...
This isn't a "Hey, watch me tour with a velvet wearing homo, and a cheddar wearing bozo, THEN call Dave" site...
This isn't a fucking, "Yeah, can't wait to see Hagar at the hall of fame" site...
I don't get it. I don't get some of you that call yourselves Roth Army soldiers...
I sat around after 1985...and waited for a reunion...
and the rumors circulated...
there was a rumor after 0U812, and a rumor in 1992. There were several after 1992, when Ed and Sammy's relationship visibly soured. Then came 1996.
1996.
For those of us that still gave spED SOME creedance...lost it that day.
You know the day...
I like to call it...THE DAY OF 'THE CUP.'
I looked crookED square and the eyes...witnessed utter insanity.
Little did I know that it was the beginning of a sordid twist down the mentally fucked up highway known as 5150 (ironic...eh?).
Enter the Alien in a velvet brown leisure suit...
Exit the Alien in a velvet brown leisure suit...
Enter Dave...
Exit Dave...quickly...lawyers...you know...
Enter...well...noone...for a long time...
Exit Tongue...
Enter Tubby...
Enter one of the worst tours of all time...that stole money from morons...
Exit Tubby...
and through it all...
the title Van Halen...
bastardized...
and TRUE fans of this band were forced into a fucking Coca Cola Classic state of not being allowed to just fucking saying Van Halen...
Classic Van Halen...born...and such a waste of breath....
but thanks to stupED...it's a fact.
Exit all credibility...
Enter porn music...
Enter porn girlfriend as publicist FOR THE BAND.
Exit any chance of fucking doing anything worthwhile...ever...
with any formation of the band...in any fucking form.
The Roth Army stands firm...no fucking way are we going to fucking sit around for...some of us...22 years...and have that fucking mentally finger-fucked in the cranium douchebag set the tone...
And then comes the announcement...
Roth is back in...2007...Hall of Fame...
and...
No Michael...
but Wolfgang...
So...I sit here and think to myself..."Well, if Roth were touring, I'd go see him."
So...I do believe GOING to see Roth is one thing...
but then I start seeing "Van Halen Reunion" tags...and Van Halen is back...
And Roth and Eddie...
Let's be clear...
Roth and Eddie ARE Van Halen...Classic Van Halen that is...
Roth and Eddie...
Not Roth and spEDdie...
Most will say it has to be with Michael or nothing...and I'm fine with that...
but I don't agree with it.
I could give a fuck about Michael...or Alex for that matter...
I could give a fuck if Wolfie finds a fucking way to play bass with is hands, and drums with his ass...
fine...
but...it's all about Dave and Eddie....
hating the shit out of each other...splitting it down the middle...
both controlled insanity...
Not one settling...and the other one settling in a straight jacket...
Call it what you will...
a Reunion...
Van Halen Returns...
But what it all ends up being...
is a sex romp with Holly the Humper...
so...if you like rolling in the hay with the fake, plastic version of the real deal...
ENJOY the RIDE...
The Roth ARMY will continue listening to the Six Pack...and the bootlegs...and the Greatest American Rock and Roll band that ever lived...
The Roth Army sill watch Roth...and realize that THIS ISN'T Van Halen...
But Roth applying a bookend (note the word end) so that he can move on...
Peace...Love...
and quit fucking selling this as the SECOND COMING...
it's not...
that is all...
fucking enough of this.
This is a David Lee Roth site.
This is a fucking Classic Van Halen site.
This isn't a fucking Tribute to all that's Van Halen site.
This isn't a fucking "Too fucking far past our prime with a 15 year old as our motivator" site...
This isn't a "Hey, watch me tour with a velvet wearing homo, and a cheddar wearing bozo, THEN call Dave" site...
This isn't a fucking, "Yeah, can't wait to see Hagar at the hall of fame" site...
I don't get it. I don't get some of you that call yourselves Roth Army soldiers...
I sat around after 1985...and waited for a reunion...
and the rumors circulated...
there was a rumor after 0U812, and a rumor in 1992. There were several after 1992, when Ed and Sammy's relationship visibly soured. Then came 1996.
1996.
For those of us that still gave spED SOME creedance...lost it that day.
You know the day...
I like to call it...THE DAY OF 'THE CUP.'
I looked crookED square and the eyes...witnessed utter insanity.
Little did I know that it was the beginning of a sordid twist down the mentally fucked up highway known as 5150 (ironic...eh?).
Enter the Alien in a velvet brown leisure suit...
Exit the Alien in a velvet brown leisure suit...
Enter Dave...
Exit Dave...quickly...lawyers...you know...
Enter...well...noone...for a long time...
Exit Tongue...
Enter Tubby...
Enter one of the worst tours of all time...that stole money from morons...
Exit Tubby...
and through it all...
the title Van Halen...
bastardized...
and TRUE fans of this band were forced into a fucking Coca Cola Classic state of not being allowed to just fucking saying Van Halen...
Classic Van Halen...born...and such a waste of breath....
but thanks to stupED...it's a fact.
Exit all credibility...
Enter porn music...
Enter porn girlfriend as publicist FOR THE BAND.
Exit any chance of fucking doing anything worthwhile...ever...
with any formation of the band...in any fucking form.
The Roth Army stands firm...no fucking way are we going to fucking sit around for...some of us...22 years...and have that fucking mentally finger-fucked in the cranium douchebag set the tone...
And then comes the announcement...
Roth is back in...2007...Hall of Fame...
and...
No Michael...
but Wolfgang...
So...I sit here and think to myself..."Well, if Roth were touring, I'd go see him."
So...I do believe GOING to see Roth is one thing...
but then I start seeing "Van Halen Reunion" tags...and Van Halen is back...
And Roth and Eddie...
Let's be clear...
Roth and Eddie ARE Van Halen...Classic Van Halen that is...
Roth and Eddie...
Not Roth and spEDdie...
Most will say it has to be with Michael or nothing...and I'm fine with that...
but I don't agree with it.
I could give a fuck about Michael...or Alex for that matter...
I could give a fuck if Wolfie finds a fucking way to play bass with is hands, and drums with his ass...
fine...
but...it's all about Dave and Eddie....
hating the shit out of each other...splitting it down the middle...
both controlled insanity...
Not one settling...and the other one settling in a straight jacket...
Call it what you will...
a Reunion...
Van Halen Returns...
But what it all ends up being...
is a sex romp with Holly the Humper...
so...if you like rolling in the hay with the fake, plastic version of the real deal...
ENJOY the RIDE...
The Roth ARMY will continue listening to the Six Pack...and the bootlegs...and the Greatest American Rock and Roll band that ever lived...
The Roth Army sill watch Roth...and realize that THIS ISN'T Van Halen...
But Roth applying a bookend (note the word end) so that he can move on...
Peace...Love...
and quit fucking selling this as the SECOND COMING...
it's not...
that is all...
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