Tony Iommi smashing Ritchie Blackmore over the head with a banjo.

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8959

    Tony Iommi smashing Ritchie Blackmore over the head with a banjo.

    So I was talking with someone that used to work at ELDERLY guitars the other day, not like the person used to work there the other day....anyway, you know what I mean.

    Supposedly, this person witnessed Tony Iommi and Ritchie Blackmore getting into a heated argument that led to Tony smashing a banjo over Ritchie's head. This supposed event took place a few years back, and according to the source, was funny as a motherfucker.

    I asked the person what the argument was about, and the person had no clue, but added a brief account of the way the banjo hit Ritchie's head.

    "All I saw was the banjo hitting Ritchie's head...holy shit, you wanna talk over-driven! Fucking Iommi looked like he was chopping wood!"

    I mumbled something about a banjo not being an axe, and the person assured me that Ritchie was basically as tall as a piece of firewood.

  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17160

    #2
    And ever since Ritchie has been a travelling minstrel in
    the Medieval Fairy Moonshadow band... Or whatever the
    fuck they call themselves...

    Someone needs to smack him again, maybe its reversible ???
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185

      #3
      Originally posted by Panamark
      Someone needs to smack him again, maybe its reversible ???
      Pray to God it would work...
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22942

        #4
        I've heard the rumors of this, actually. I was hoping to get a chance to meet Tony some day, grovel on the ground before His Infinite Greatness and ask him about it.

        By Tony's own admission, if Black Sabbath hadn't have happened, he'd have been a boxer or a fighter of some sort, and he's got the frame to do it...also has quite the rough background growing up (used to laugh during interviews that he'd beat the shit out of Ozzy on the playground on an almost regular basis just because he didn't like the way Ozzy looked).

        Supposedly, Tony's fuse has gotten quite a lot longer in his old age, but I'd imagine it's still got it's limits. On top of that, Blackmore's been known to...eh...bring out the worst in people, so I'd say there's quite possibly some reality to it...

        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145

          #5
          Surreal, but funny!
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12748

            #6
            Originally posted by Panamark
            And ever since Ritchie has been a travelling minstrel in
            the Medieval Fairy Moonshadow band... Or whatever the
            fuck they call themselves...

            Someone needs to smack him again, maybe its reversible ???
            I dunno... I like his work pretending to be a minstrel in a Medieval Fairy Moonshadow band...

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • BruinJer
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 354

              #7
              Originally posted by Panamark
              And ever since Ritchie has been a travelling minstrel in
              the Medieval Fairy Moonshadow band... Or whatever the
              fuck they call themselves...

              Someone needs to smack him again, maybe its reversible ???
              I remember seeing an interview with Ritchie... it sounded like his girlfriend got him into that shit.... it had that "pussy whipped" tone to it. No wonder Ian Gillan hates Ritchie, he really is an asshole!!
              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...r/Chickies.jpg

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