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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Whats a Redneck?

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    You might be a redneck if you spread chain e mail letters
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      #3
      Is this redneck?

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      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • Ozzy Fudd
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 1667

        #4
        Originally posted by FORD
        You might be a redneck if you spread chain e mail letters
        LMFAO check this out...

        Sweet Home Alabama http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...&type=1&page=2
        Last edited by Ozzy Fudd; 03-02-2007, 01:58 PM.
        Roth Army MP
        Originally posted by Panamark
        Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
        or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
        Originally posted by BITEYOASS
        She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
        Originally posted by JAY HALE
        so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          #5
          Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
          LMFAO check this out...

          Sweet Home Alabama http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...&type=1&page=2
          That sweet home Alabama was nuts, man!

          Check this "Ready to Rock" kid and his dad.

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          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20497

            #6
            Burning a flag...is the proper way to dispose of an aged flag...................

            Does anybody actually know somebody that has burned one for any other reason?!?:confused:

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              #7
              Originally posted by Matt White
              Burning a flag...is the proper way to dispose of an aged flag...................

              Does anybody actually know somebody that has burned one for any other reason?!?:confused:
              Boy Scouts are often used for disposing of flags properly via a brief ceremony and burning.

              Never had the angry displeasure of seeing someone burn our flag for any other reason, and I hope that I do not in the future.
              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • Ozzy Fudd
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1667

                #8
                Originally posted by vanhalener
                That sweet home Alabama was nuts, man!

                Check this "Ready to Rock" kid and his dad.

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                Jesus Christ
                Roth Army MP
                Originally posted by Panamark
                Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                Originally posted by JAY HALE
                so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                • DLRdelight!
                  Veteran
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1501

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  You might be a redneck if you spread chain e mail letters
                  ha gotta agree with that one

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                  • WARF
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 15318

                    #10
                    I dunno.... but my girlfriend has a redneck sometimes when i'm fucking her!!!!

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                    • Bob_R
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3834

                      #11
                      Jeff Foxworthy is now a game show host.
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