Britney Speers freaks posh rehab staff out and tries to hang herself.

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32794

    Britney Speers freaks posh rehab staff out and tries to hang herself.

    From correspondents in London
    March 05, 2007 01:00am


    BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

    She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

    Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

    The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

    Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

    The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

    "The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

    The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #2
    Tick...tick...tick


    time is runnin' out for this girl.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32794

      #3
      Sounds like she's ready to star in an Exorcist movie. I can see it now, a possessed Britney blows green puke all over Kevin Federline.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32794

        #4
        That bitch is such a lost cause, I don't think Satan wants anything to do with her.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • fryingdutchman
          Full Member Status

          • Feb 2005
          • 4132

          #5
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          From correspondents in London
          March 05, 2007 01:00am

          ...demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

          Now THAT'S a great fucking idea...

          Bring another helpless child into that mental shitstorm.

          Originally posted by perilouspete
          fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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          • fryingdutchman
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2005
            • 4132

            #6
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            That bitch is such a lost cause, I don't think Satan wants anything to do with her.
            I believe Satan is a regular poster here.

            I'm sure he'll weigh in soon enough!

            Originally posted by perilouspete
            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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            • Coyote
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8185

              #7
              Re: Britney Speers freaks posh rehab staff out and tries to hang herself.

              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"
              Which is kinda ironic, 'cause some people see her as one.
              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6663

                #8
                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                That bitch is such a lost cause, I don't think Satan wants anything to do with her.
                You got that right!
                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  #9
                  So the Hosed Beast almost took her life.

                  Bitch can't do anything right.

                  If she had a pair I'd say she needs a swift kick in the nuts to wake her up.
                  ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                  • fryingdutchman
                    Full Member Status

                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4132

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Satan
                    You got that right!
                    See?

                    I told you so!
                    Originally posted by perilouspete
                    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12707

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Satan
                      You got that right!
                      Well, good. If SHE went to Hell, I'd be in church tomorrow morning & everyday, stop sinning and lead life as God wants me to.

                      I don't want her, nor Bono there - but I believe we talked about Bono already...

                      Anyways, here's a list of peeps I don't want down there, or you'll lose my corrupted soul for all eternity. And believe me, mine's a good one!

                      Right:

                      Britney Spears
                      Paris Hilton
                      Bono
                      Justin Timberlake
                      Robbie Williams
                      Elton John
                      George Michael

                      That's about it, I think. Oh, Jon Bon Jovi too. If any of those get to enter Hell, I'll be Heaven bound faster than you can say "I".

                      Oh, oh! Can you make sure Cindy Crawford and Geri Halliwell are going straight to Hell too? Thanks!

                      Cheers! :bottle:

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20446

                        #12
                        Sad.....

                        Mental Illness is a horrible disease.....


                        Too bad the people who are supposedly CLOSE to her didn't do something sooner....


                        Too many "yes"men around her.......

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                        • Golden AWe
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 33627

                          #13
                          I'd fuck the demon out of her
                          Originally posted by Cato
                          Golden, why are you FAT?
                          Originally posted by lesfunk
                          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                          • Ally_Kat
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7608

                            #14
                            Guys, this story is from News of the World. Basically, it's made up.

                            Sources, people.
                            Roth Army Militia

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                            • EbDawson
                              Veteran
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 1674

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                              Guys, this story is from News of the World. Basically, it's made up.

                              At this point, it all sounds perfectly believable.
                              "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

                              "Carpe Mammarium"

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