Zloz responds to my Email

[Diamondjimi]

I emailed Neil Zlozower yesterday in the chance he might have some info on the situation.

Hi Jim


Me: I have enjoyed you work for many years.

Thanks bro!!

Me: You are the undisputed king of rock photography in my books.

You have good taste!!! Thanks again!!


Me: My question is ,will you be shooting the reunion of the century/
THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN !!!

Looks like it ISN'T going to happen!!!!


Me: Cheers Neil
You ROCK !

Right on bro

Zloz


Does he know something we don't? Who knows!

For those of you who might not be familiar with Neil Zlozowers work. Here's a few examples ...

[ELVIS]

No, he doesn't seem to know what we know...

[Nitro Express]

The Van Halen's just like to give their fans blueballs.

[nosuchluck]

Re: Zloz responds to my Email

Originally posted by diamondjimi

Me: My question is ,will you be shooting the reunion of the century/
THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN !!!

Looks like it ISN'T going to happen!!!!

Sounds more like he said that he wasn't going to shoot the reunion, rather than "the reunion isn't going to happen". But thats just like, my opinion.

[Diamondjimi]

Hey it was worth a shot...

[katie]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Hey it was worth a shot...

You fucking arse licking idiot!

Nevermind you gave me a chuckle.

Tough break numb nuts!

Rikk

[rustoffa]

Maybe Zlozower is already cuntractually obligated to shoot The Police shows? Poor bastard, he spent all those years rinsing film and shit.

Thank god for Photoshop freelancers!

"Hey it's Zloz...I just sent you a fisheye shot of Summers from last night's show. Is there any way to change the way he looks like a grinning Ham? Make it happen."

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by kuntie
I'm a fucking arse licking idiot!

Tossin Halfin's salad gives me a chuckle.

I smell salmon vag. !

Someone ban this Gunt!

[ppg960]

I always liked his work.
Zloz seems to catch VH at their best.

[Jimmy Jingles]

It seems that Ed is permanently attached to Ross Faglin's anus, so any reunion shots will probably be handled by that shit blower.


And when Katie the Kunt chimes in with her "opinion", let me be the first to say...


No one cares what you have to say…Douche.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That looks like a guess after reading all the bullshit.

[katie]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
It seems that Ed is permanently attached to Ross Faglin's anus, so any reunion shots will probably be handled by that shit blower.


And when Katie the Kunt chimes in with her "opinion", let me be the first to say...


No one cares what you have to say…Douche.

loving this thread

keep it up

Rikk

[Jimmy Jingles]

[katie]

Wow so close but yet so far (The nearly man Jimmy)


Please think before you post that way, you might, just might get it one day (but not today)


Nevermind

Rikk still loves ya!

Rikk
x

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by katie
Please think before you post that way, you might, just might get it one day (but not today)

Just for the record? The stolen avatar deal isn't really that clever. Did you notice the compositional error? That's what I'm screaming katie...two wrongs don't make a write! Delusional behavior is the product of the delusionary's vicious, often damning cycle of self-affirmation.

History will teach us nothing.

Copernicus is another story. He went into detail YEARS ago! *compositional error*

Basically, you should change your avatar.

Resize this. It'll be a harbinger of self-affirmed glory!