Eddie goes ballistic, fires himself!

[nightlife]

I think I've figured out what caused this holdup on the big reunion tour. You know how Ed feels about band members using their association with VH, or as Ed would say "using my name " to sell things, you know, such as tequila, or hot sauce. I think someone finaly told him, " Ed, you're a hipocrite. You've been 'using your name' to sell stuff. You know all the guitars, effect pedals, amps and what not, that you've been selling for years and years now? That's not allowed." Ed blew his stack, slurred a few curse words at himself, kicked himself in the balls, canceled the tour and fired himself! It's over. He'll probably just do movie scores for the rest of his career now.

[Rikk]

Well, he did say in a recent Hit Parader interview that he was going to record a solo album with his son...

[nightlife]

I wonder if it would be o.k. for Wolfie to use the VH name for his personal gain? Somehow I think ED would accept that as being O.K.

[Tiki-Tom]

Originally posted by nightlife
" Ed blew his stack, slurred a few curse words at himself, kicked himself in the balls, canceled the tour and fired himself!

Sounds like the only sane thing he would have done in years.

Word has it he was wearing a cup, but his drunk ass put it on backwards.

[katie]

Originally posted by Rikk
Well, he did say in a recent Hit Parader interview that he was going to record a solo album with his son...

WELL IT WON'T BE A SOLO ALBUM THEN




1 Thunderclap Newman - Something In The Air 3.55
2 BLACKFOOT SUE - STANDING IN THE ROAD 3.58
3 Hawkwind - Silver Machine 4.40
4 T-Rex - 20th Century Boy 3.40
5 SUPERTRAMP - Dreamer 3.33
6 David Bowie - Rebel Rebel 4.30
7 Roxy Music - Streetlife 3.28
8 Manfred Manns Earth Band - Blinded By The Light 7.08
9 SPARKS - This Town Aint Big Enough 3.06
10 Mott The Hoople - All The Young Dudes 3.30
11 THIN LIZZY - The Rocker 5.15
12 Alice Cooper - Schools Out 3.29
13 Status Quo - Paper Plane 3.00
14 Argent - Hold Your Head Up 6.17
15 Slade - Take Me Back Home 3.13
16 Nazareth - This flight Tonight 3.25
17 GOLDEN EARRING - Radar Love 6.22
18 Bad Company - Good Lovin Gone Bad 3.36
19 Milk And Alcohol - Dr. Feelgood 2.49

1 Steely Dan - Reeling In The Years
2 Marshall Tucker Band - Can't You See
3 Wishbone Ash - Blowing Free
4 Steve Miller Band - Rock n Me
5 Eagles - Already Gone
6 Bob Seger - Hollywood Nights
7 Boston - More than a feeling
8 Grand Funk Railroad - Im Your Captain
9 Blue Osyter Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper
10 BTO - Takin Care Of Business
11 Foreigner - Feels Like The first Time
12 Ram Jam - Black Betty
13 Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son
14 Lynyrd Skynrd - Sweet home Alabama
15 Reo Speedwagon - Roll With The Changes

[ppg960]

Ed lives in a Double Standard.
It's alright for him to play Bass on a Sammy Album.
Perform guitar solos for Michael Jackson.
Score music for Porn.
Work with Brian May on his solo effort.
But when asked about MA, "You can't be in two bands at the same time"??
Fuck Right Off. The more I hear this guy talk, the less I want to go see him live.

[freak]

There's a press conference I want to see.


"You see, I can't tour because I have to get a new hip. Like Bo Jackson."

*eyes roll back in head*

"This isn't about you and your fucking hip"

*eyes roll back*

"Next time I see you, you'd better be wearing a cup! Reunion's off!"

*eyes roll back in head*

*Starts writing an open letter explaining how the whole thing was a sham to sell more Greatest Hits records*

[ppg960]

Edward=Broken down Old Gunt.

[Atomic Dyver]

Did he hop around in a circle throwing his Fender frankie copy while trying to kick himself in the nuts?

Eddie is a hypocrit. And seems a bit insecure and neurotic too.

[stratmaster90]

Originally posted by nightlife
I think I've figured out what caused this holdup on the big reunion tour. You know how Ed feels about band members using their association with VH, or as Ed would say "using my name " to sell things, you know, such as tequila, or hot sauce. I think someone finaly told him, " Ed, you're a hipocrite. You've been 'using your name' to sell stuff. You know all the guitars, effect pedals, amps and what not, that you've been selling for years and years now? That's not allowed." Ed blew his stack, slurred a few curse words at himself, kicked himself in the balls, canceled the tour and fired himself! It's over. He'll probably just do movie scores for the rest of his career now.

I find it funny that when Eddie and Dave called it quits, Dave told Eddie that he couldnt play with them (VH) anymore and wanted to try other things, Eds reply was that he told Dave
" I ain't waitin on your ass" and started the band with Sammy.
Now we jump ahead a few years....eds jerkin off not doin shit but fires MA for "Not waitin on his Ass (Eds)" and goin out and staying active doin what the guy loves to do.