Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

[hitch1969©]

EVH in rehab?

Valerie B. taking custody of young 16 year old car driving Wolfgang?

Market research tells promoters no interest?????

David Fucking Lee Roth?

My friends, I submit to you, the only explanation, due us, that holds water.................

THE

CANCER™

is back.

Now I know that you're thinking "hip replacement surgery". Of course that is the obvious and more accepted health condition that need not reflect badly upon a person's reputation. Alex Van Halen told me so insomuch as 1999.

EVH told Howard Stern that cancer was eradicated, nay, totally cured from his bottice in 2006. He didnt want to mention any particulates because they might trap him in some sort of lie. Just take his word that he had cured cancer because he's eddie van halen.

I was watching "House" tonight and wished that Hugh Laurie™ also had EVH's connection until right there at the end when HOUSE revealed to Cuddy™ that sweet piece of ass, and that chocolate faced whiny ass doctor, that he was actually faking cancer to profit himself in some odd way.

Atleast he wasnt doing it for sympathy or acceptance.

Hey Van Halen fans.. the buzz of the 80s is over. Some part of the 90s sustained the hangover, but at the close of the century, reason gave way to insecurity, insanity, instability. Van Halen, through no fault of Van Halen............ became insignificant. Although the Van Halens took responsibility over that which was inevitable and never accepted the passing of the torch or sign of the times.

Funny how EVH wasn't even cool handling that when he was the hottest fcuking thing in music at the time. But he did seem OK and positive in the grasp of that, then.

Did he think that he would be a rockstar forever?

He always claimed at the time that alls he wanted to be was a musician.

Funny how being a rockstar, and then now, NOT, lead him to this point of not even being a musician.


BEST@!!

=h=

[bueno bob]

God damn it all!

...now I don't have to watch my TiVo of "House" when I get home.

:mad:

Sticky this bitch immediately.

[FORD]

Hell, it's as valid as any other theory I've read over at Links.

And I'm sure the sheep are gonna love it....

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by bueno bob
God damn it all!

...now I don't have to watch my TiVo of "House" when I get home.

:mad:

Sticky this bitch immediately.

Yeah man, house had brain cancer for just about.... 59 minutes! :)

great show. sorry i spoiled it for you. watch it anyway though. it had some grate dramatic moments along with very witty dialogue - much like van halen!

best!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by FORD
Hell, it's as valid as any other theory I've read over at Links.

And I'm sure the sheep are gonna love it....


One thing you're forgetting.... I sound just as fanatical and extreme in ranting to them as you do.

The diff of course is, that mine is meant to be humorous. Yours is meant to change the world.

Bush criminal empire... dude, if you were in the middle east, you'd be a suicide bomber.

fucking radical...

on the contrary, I'm just a harmless ripoff of beavis and butthead mixed in with some spicoli. a meaningless social statement largely ignored by those of consequence.

dude you should really drop the politico from your jive, people would take you more serious. You are knowledgeable.

WIth the blanket statements about the links, you really dumb down your point of view. My main contention about the posts there is that you've got a core audience of mainly male gen x'ers who to some degree, as opposed to the alphadom mentality here, post in menstrual cycles over there like a perez hilton gossip column or a sylvia browne psychic henscratching. But you know what, Brett has addressed that way previous and has stated his dislike of the same.

Plus we're not all as fat in the cock as you, ford. You fuck those milfys with your massive trouser snake and we all stand in awe. good work my chafed penis comrade.

Be confident in that as I have stated to you in the past. The political shit you go on about is GAY GAY GAY. Even if it wasn't, no one cares anyway.

Trust me dude. focus on what you do WELL. not at what you are being GAY at. Because it kinda makes you gay and you're a fat cock milf fucker. and i want that on record of you. rather than the gay politics stuff.

best!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

someone please UNstick:

[Sticky]:Tour News From THE VAGINA of Valerie Bertinelli
as transcribed by hitchworld1969 and slurred by the tongue of Eddie Van Halen

I'm not a sticky hog. One thread is kewl and thanks for that.

best!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

FORD...

here:

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1493

I kind of kick it politico the way that you do. Register and refute.

mmmkay?

Trying to work with your mental illness about politics, bro...

=h=

[Panamark]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
someone please UNstick:

[Sticky]:Tour News From THE VAGINA of Valerie Bertinelli
as transcribed by hitchworld1969 and slurred by the tongue of Eddie Van Halen

I'm not a sticky hog. One thread is kewl and thanks for that.

best!!

=h=

Val's Vag will have to learn to tread water !

=DONE !=

[Panamark]

BTW, Im so old school I remember that pic you posted with
the circles and lines showing the various stages of sickness
on the Edward Boddice !

[ThrillsNSpills]

OPH69^on the contrary, I'm just a harmless ripoff of beavis and butthead mixed in with some spicoli. a meaningless social statement largely ignored by those of consequence.

fuck that man.
You're Rich in Fl.
You're Spock
Game show host of course. who can forget Pin the tail on the ---- - ?
you got more moves than OJ's defense team.

we can't get the got me nuts in the jar hitch07
happiness is no. 1 though.
But you're number 2.

see?

[LookN4AMootBeat]

I'm just a harmless ripoff of beavis and butthead mixed in with some spicoli.

That's all well and good hitchie but I think you got some Mr. Hand in the mix as well.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by hitch1969©


Did he think that he would be a rockstar forever?

He always claimed at the time that alls he wanted to be was a musician.

Funny how being a rockstar, and then now, NOT, lead him to this point of not even being a musician.


BEST@!!

=h=

Well , that is a fact.!

=WET FOLDS=

[VanHalener]

If it's true the cancer is back or not I still think Ed is such an idiot for picking smoking back up. I was pretty shocked the first time I saw him smoking since his fight with cancer. A photo of Ed with a cig in his mouth belongs in OZZY's stupid/bullshit thread.

Here's to hope that it's not cancer:gulp:

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Bush criminal empire... dude, if you were in the middle east, you'd be a suicide bomber.

fucking radical...


Another Retardlican....
:rolleyes:

Suck BigBadBrucie's cock lately?

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
... but at the close of the century, reason gave way to insecurity, insanity, instability. Van Halen, through no fault of Van Halen............ became insignificant.

Insecurity, insanity, instability......

No fault of Van Halen?

Dude, you just described VanHalen....

And it is their fault.

[Julius]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
EVH in rehab?

Valerie B. taking custody of young 16 year old car driving Wolfgang?

Market research tells promoters no interest?????

David Fucking Lee Roth?

My friends, I submit to you, the only explanation, due us, that holds water.................

THE

CANCER™

is back.

Now I know that you're thinking "hip replacement surgery". Of course that is the obvious and more accepted health condition that need not reflect badly upon a person's reputation. Alex Van Halen told me so insomuch as 1999.

EVH told Howard Stern that cancer was eradicated, nay, totally cured from his bottice in 2006. He didnt want to mention any particulates because they might trap him in some sort of lie. Just take his word that he had cured cancer because he's eddie van halen.

I was watching "House" tonight and wished that Hugh Laurie™ also had EVH's connection until right there at the end when HOUSE revealed to Cuddy™ that sweet piece of ass, and that chocolate faced whiny ass doctor, that he was actually faking cancer to profit himself in some odd way.

Atleast he wasnt doing it for sympathy or acceptance.

Hey Van Halen fans.. the buzz of the 80s is over. Some part of the 90s sustained the hangover, but at the close of the century, reason gave way to insecurity, insanity, instability. Van Halen, through no fault of Van Halen............ became insignificant. Although the Van Halens took responsibility over that which was inevitable and never accepted the passing of the torch or sign of the times.

Funny how EVH wasn't even cool handling that when he was the hottest fcuking thing in music at the time. But he did seem OK and positive in the grasp of that, then.

Did he think that he would be a rockstar forever?

He always claimed at the time that alls he wanted to be was a musician.

Funny how being a rockstar, and then now, NOT, lead him to this point of not even being a musician.


BEST@!!

=h=

No Jesterstar promotional bullshit?

Carry on. You have my permission to post here as long as Jester isn't mentioned.

But if you fuck up and mention him, your ass is mine.

I'm watching you.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Julius
No Jesterstar promotional bullshit?

Carry on. You have my permission to post here as long as Jester isn't mentioned.

But if you fuck up and mention him, your ass is mine.

I'm watching you.

http://hitchworld1969.com/jester/jester_promo.mp3

http://gwally.com/news/000777.php


:D

:gulp: No need to thank me.

[FORD]

Does the JizzyPromo® make any more sense if you're on drugs?? :confused:

[Julius]

HA!

He used unlicensed AT&T software in his promo.

He'll be popular in federal prison... especially after his teeth have been broken out.

Hungry for the cock indeed.

[Julius]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Another Retardlican....
:rolleyes:

Suck BigBadBrucie's cock lately?

You sir, without a shadow of a doubt are the biggest sheep and retard of this forum.

Hug nuts much?

Your shameful display of liberal cock-gobbling in every thread you start or reply to proves my point... wait for it....

YOU ARE MENTALLY DEFECTIVE.

Hit me back.

[Julius]

I understand why Hitch does his thing, why Savicki is the way he is, and even what gets Joe Thunder off...

But Softcock.... why insult anyone whose opinions differ from yours?

Is your position so weak you feel a need to lash out and act like a punkass bitch?

Even FORD can reply with intelligence but you seem to lack that ability.

Formulate an intelligent reply. You have 18 hours to do it because I need a few hours of shuteye. Make it good.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Yeah man, house had brain cancer for just about.... 59 minutes! :)

great show. sorry i spoiled it for you. watch it anyway though. it had some grate dramatic moments along with very witty dialogue - much like van halen!

best!!

=h=

Oh, I did. I love that show so fucking much I'm almost ready to go gay for Hugh Laurie. Seriously. :D

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Julius
I understand why Hitch does his thing, why Savicki is the way he is, and even what gets Joe Thunder off...

But Softcock.... why insult anyone whose opinions differ from yours?

Is your position so weak you feel a need to lash out and act like a punkass bitch?

Even FORD can reply with intelligence but you seem to lack that ability.

Formulate an intelligent reply. You have 18 hours to do it because I need a few hours of shuteye. Make it good.


IF you are going to go off on someone, go off on Hitch. I did not create this thread, and I did not start jumping someone's ass over political bullshit that does not belong here.

I never had any argument with you.

If I truly wanted to insult Hitch, I would.

This was originally a thread about Van Halen.

Yet Hitch decides to drag politics into it, start slamming Ford, and you decide to take it upon yourself to jump MY ass?

Fucking ridiculous.
:rolleyes:

If Hitch wants to slam someone over political issues, he needs to take it to the Front Line where it belongs.

I don't insult "anyone" whose opinions differ from mine. Hitch is a longstanding member, with much respect from everyone, myself included.

Hitch is man enough to stand up for himself. He does not need a "punk-ass bitch" like you to speak for him.

Is your position so weak you feel a need to lash out and act like a punkass bitch?

Formulate an intelligent reply. You have all the time in the world.
:gulp:

[Ice Cream Girl]

Good God, Bob, is that girl in your signature your girlfriend???

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Good God, Bob, is that girl in your signature your girlfriend???

Oh, she fucking WILL be, equipped like that...trust me...

:D

[Hardrock69]

LOL.....
:D

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
If Hitch wants to slam someone over political issues, he needs to take it to the Front Line where it belongs.

I don't insult "anyone" whose opinions differ from mine.


I, on the other hand, don't have a problem with it.

Watching someone explain an incorrect political stance is quite humorous.

But alas, this is not the field on which such battles take place...

Carry on...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
http://hitchworld1969.com/jester/jester_promo.mp3

http://gwally.com/news/000777.php
:D
:gulp: No need to thank me.

Not a problem. :)

If art's purpose is to move you in some way maybe Jiz succeeded.

at what I have no idea.

[pflo]

Originally posted by FORD
Hell, it's as valid as any other theory I've read over at Links.

And I'm sure the sheep are gonna love it.... WTF ??? I started a thread about Eds cancer being back a week ago and you shut it down immediately? Whats up your ass, chum?

[Viking]

Hitch, my nigga, in honor of you, I'll repost the nuclear baby batter I jizzed all over the Rolling Stone board at the conclusion of reading that putrid piece of bear shit. To wit:

Let me see if I got this whole sub-moronic soap opera straight: after years of living in various states of pickle-hood, Edweird Van Heineken first kicks out a founding member of the band in favor of a pudgy little snotnose too young to drive (that’s Pugsley Van Halen, for the uninitiated), THEN picks the WEEK BEFORE the HoF induction to decide that he wants to see what it’s like to wake up sober for the first time since VDIII tanked. (Note to Ed: you ain’t gonna be a pretty sight.) NOW, we have some teabagger on the HoF staff tell the FOUNDING LEAD SINGER THAT HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO SING. So, we end up honoring the ORIGINAL Van Halen with a gaggle of G-n-R retreads and two ostricized alumni at this point, correct?

Fuck Eddie Van Halen.

Fuck the band Van Halen.

Fuck the HoF.

Have a little dignity, and call the whole thing off. Award, tour, everything. Fans have been bent over, grabbing their ankles for 22 years. I, for one, am pulling my drawers up and walking away forever.


I'll gladly fuck a herpetic midget before I shit one penny of my hard-earned money into the pockets of that porn-ho fuckin', Peter Pan schizoid and his mongoloid Svengali brother.

I'm outta here. :monekyl: :fucku:

[Atomic Dyver]

So summin this mess up, after all the speculation, we get a big steamin pile of nothing. Give it up to those who saw it the whole time.

[diamondD]

Hitch, glad to see you back and preachin' it.

A lot of people take this shit too personally.

[Julius]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
IF you are going to go off on someone, go off on Hitch. I did not create this thread, and I did not start jumping someone's ass over political bullshit that does not belong here.

I never had any argument with you.

If I truly wanted to insult Hitch, I would.

This was originally a thread about Van Halen.

Yet Hitch decides to drag politics into it, start slamming Ford, and you decide to take it upon yourself to jump MY ass?

Fucking ridiculous.
:rolleyes:

If Hitch wants to slam someone over political issues, he needs to take it to the Front Line where it belongs.

I don't insult "anyone" whose opinions differ from mine. Hitch is a longstanding member, with much respect from everyone, myself included.

Hitch is man enough to stand up for himself. He does not need a "punk-ass bitch" like you to speak for him.

Is your position so weak you feel a need to lash out and act like a punkass bitch?

Formulate an intelligent reply. You have all the time in the world.
:gulp:

Dude, you routinely go off on conservatives and Republicans who challenge your stance, regardless of which forum. You find a way to sneak in shrill comments and generally can't keep your yap shut about how much you hate the current administration or the voters who elected him. Yes, that shit belongs in the Front Line but always finds it's way into the other forums. And you're one of the top three offenders, so don't lecture me or anyone else about taking a thread off-topic.

Here's some Van Halen content to keep this thread on track.....

After 3 attempts at rehab, Eddie will eventually be successful at kicking his many habits, but emerges as a clean-cut Pat Boone type.

Van Hagar re-unites and Ed declares Mike as his soulmate.

It will happen.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Julius


And you're one of the top three offenders, .

I take it me and FORD are the other two? :D

:gulp:

[Julius]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I take it me and FORD are the other two? :D

:gulp:

Um... yeah.

How did you know? :D

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Julius
You find a way to sneak in shrill comments and generally can't keep your yap shut about how much you hate the current administration or the voters who elected him.

All 28% of the population, voters that is.

[Julius]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
All 28% of the population, voters that is.

Check your facts.

Here's a fact.... the electoral system is not based on the popular vote. Got a problem? Quit crying and do something about it.

You'll have to change the Constitution. Good luck with that.

[bueno bob]

Ooh! I know! Let's light the torch!

:D

[hitch1969©]

Here's some Van Halen content to keep this thread on track.....

After 3 attempts at rehab, Eddie will eventually be successful at kicking his many habits, but emerges as a clean-cut Pat Boone type.

Van Hagar re-unites and Ed declares Mike as his soulmate.

this is probably very true........ unfortuntely.

whoever said it, i hear you.

in other news, you polical dudes...... listen, that shit aint gonna get you laid. ford being the exception to this rule because he is fat, and naturally, his cock fattened up with the weight gain. the dude, and i've seen this penis in person - literally is 9.5 long BUTT also 3.5 wide,

do the math. because in square cock footage...

HOOGAH

sailor.. but you other poliics suys are GAY

[hitch1969©]

POLITICS,™

evh drunken spellink sorry

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Julius
Check your facts.

Here's a fact.... the electoral system is not based on the popular vote. Got a problem? Quit crying and do something about it.

You'll have to change the Constitution. Good luck with that.

No need to change the constitution here. I live in a country where 100% of the population actually get off their asses and go to the polling booth.

....enter predictabal standard boring dingo/kangaroo joke here.....

Oh yeah, anyone who thinks I aint getting laid don't know SHIT about SHIT!

[bueno bob]

I think kangaroos are pretty fucking cool, actually.

[hitch1969©]

bob i've moved this party to my other thread that i started tonight

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I think kangaroos are pretty fucking cool, actually.

Kangaroos are cool BBQ'd with a nice honey soy sauce.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Julius
Check your facts.

Here's a fact.... the electoral system is not based on the popular vote. Got a problem? Quit crying and do something about it.

You'll have to change the Constitution. Good luck with that.

Ahhh so you also wanna derail this into a political thread.

Well fuck you too then.
:D

Will a mod please move this to the Front Line.

Hitch and Julius can discuss all the political issues they want then.

[bueno bob]

Wonder when Venom Thrust and The Guy are going to pop in with more "surprising you heard it from me first" bullshit?

:)

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
The diff of course is, that mine is meant to be humorous. Yours is meant to change the world.

Bush criminal empire... dude, if you were in the middle east, you'd be a suicide bomber.

fucking radical...

dude you should really drop the politico from your jive, people would take you more serious. You are knowledgeable.

Be confident in that as I have stated to you in the past. The political shit you go on about is GAY GAY GAY. Even if it wasn't, no one cares anyway.

Trust me dude. focus on what you do WELL. not at what you are being GAY at. Because it kinda makes you gay and you're a fat cock milf fucker. and i want that on record of you. rather than the gay politics stuff.

I think it's time you wipe that pigeon shit from your eyes, Julius.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Julius
Yes, that shit belongs in the Front Line but always finds it's way into the other forums. And you're one of the top three offenders, so don't lecture me or anyone else about taking a thread off-topic.

So it's OKAY, if your life partner turns a thread political,but not for others to reply?....

[Hardrock69]

I wanna know where he thinks I post political shit outside of the Front Line....

Julius seems to be as delusional as WarFag....

[Julius]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
I wanna know where he thinks I post political shit outside of the Front Line....

Julius seems to be as delusional as WarFag....

See? There you go again.

Tell me you don't find a way to inject a post with your liberal hatred on a regular basis.

FORD doesn't do it, Lounge shows restraint as well.

YOU ARE A GRADE A ASSCLOWN.

[Julius]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
I think it's time you wipe that pigeon shit from your eyes, Julius.

You quoted the wrong fucking post Einstein.

Don't ever confuse me with Hitch. I'll stab you in the neck with a phillips screwdriver if you do it again.

[Julius]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
So it's OKAY, if your life partner turns a thread political,but not for others to reply?....

Do as I say, not as I do.

Now make me a fucking sandwich. Pronto.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Julius
See? There you go again.

Tell me you don't find a way to inject a post with your liberal hatred on a regular basis.

FORD doesn't do it, Lounge shows restraint as well.

YOU ARE A GRADE A ASSCLOWN.


Ok....so I said " I wanna know where I post political stuff outside the front line", and then you post the above quote.

I will type really slow, so you might be able to understand:

I do NOT post political crap outside of the front line.

I do NOT show "restraint" outside of the Front Line....because I do not have to.

I DO NOT POST POLITICS OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT LINE.

I made a remark to Hitch, because he WAS.

Politics and other like issues belong in the Front Line.

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, GO COMPLAIN TO POJO!

My remark to you (in case you did not comprehend), was this:


Ahhh so you also wanna derail this into a political thread.

Well fuck you too then.


Will a mod please move this to the Front Line.

Hitch and Julius can discuss all the political issues they want then.


I will say this only one more time: KEEP YOUR POLITICAL CRAP IN THE FRONT LINE.

That goes for Hitch as well.

Understand?

Good.

Now let's get back to posting about Deadward going into rehab to try to resurrect his dead career from the grave.

:gulp:

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Julius
You quoted the wrong fucking post Einstein.

Don't ever confuse me with Hitch. I'll stab you in the neck with a phillips screwdriver if you do it again.

Wrong rockhead. it was the first reference to politics in this thread and you didnt pipe up 'till Hardrock showed up,dumfuck.

You'd better get two screwdrivers...and a few freinds, if you have any.......I wanna play fair.

And tell your mom to hold the mayo.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Julius
Do as I say, not as I do.

Now make me a fucking sandwich. Pronto.


Either...

1)Have me banned

or


2)Kiss my ass

Your only 2 options.

[Steve Savicki]

Cancer, OJ, histo®y has repeated itself.

[ThrillsNSpills]

We have on the telephone a Mr. Robert Higgins.

I see OJ uh, I see OJ he look scay-yad.
Ya I doan know what he be doin.'

And Baba Booey to y'all.

Uh Peter Al Michaels just for the record that was a totally farcial call.

Lest anyone believe that was a real call. He said something in code at the end that was uh, indicaative, of uh, the mentioning of a certain radio talk show host.

We have 'em on every coast.
:lookie::lookie::lookie:

[Julius]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Ok....so I said " I wanna know where I post political stuff outside the front line", and then you post the above quote.

I will type really slow, so you might be able to understand:

I do NOT post political crap outside of the front line.


You're full of shit as usual.

[Julius]

Originally posted by Hardrock69


Politics and other like issues belong in the Front Line.

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, GO COMPLAIN TO POJO!

Follow your own advice and quit posting liberal bullshit.

And fuck POJO. He's the biggest pussy around these parts.

[Julius]

Softcock, you referred to Warham as 'Warfag", so you DID act like a little bitch.

You've been a clueless cunt for awhile now and no one has called you out on it... until now.

[Julius]

Zippity doo-wah.

DOOWAH MOTHERFUCKERS

;)

[Julius]

Page three.

Fuck you Katydid.

[Little Texan]

What we need in this thread is make nice© hitch!

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Julius
You're full of shit as usual.

Ok Fucktard.

Prove it.

Post links to where I post political stuff outside the Front Line.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Julius
Page three.

Fuck you Katydid.

ALL KATYDID CRAP BELONGS IN THE DUMP!!!
:mad:


;)

YEAH FUCK YOU KATYDID YA FUCKING BITCH!!!
:mad: