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bueno bob
03-07-2007, 08:01 AM
My life sucks so very very much. I just finally realized it, and it was quite the eye opener, and a real shocker to boot. I am completely fucking lame. I am calling upon my good friend and confidant Eat My Asshole to come over to my house and run over my face with a lawnmower. All of my worldly Sheep Pen possessions can be donated to Matt White - please make sure Bill Lumbergh doesn't take any of my shit, because he is gay and he will make my old things gay by proximity and I just can't have a happy afterlife with that kind of shit going down in my absence.

Thank you, God bless.
binnie
03-07-2007, 08:12 AM
Well, this is a turn up for the books.....
Matt White
03-07-2007, 08:16 AM
:confused:

I'm cuntfused...........................again
Wawazat
03-07-2007, 08:31 AM
:eek:

Sorry, i know i'm not the addressed asshole.

But if you miss the Death Star that much...

hey you can have it back anytime !!
ThrillsNSpills
03-07-2007, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I am calling upon my goodlame. friend and confidant Eat My Asshole to come over to my house and run over my face with a lawnmower.

Thank you, God bless.

He means a manual lawnmower.
think that'll be flagged at YouTube?


And about the goodlame thing.
my computer did it. i had nothing to do with it. and consider the period with the lame to be a package deal.
(:)

it's a shame bob had to go.
(it was confirmed that he won a hottub and Lucy Pinder)
Shaun Ponsonby
03-07-2007, 09:26 AM
Can I have your spanner?
Anonymous
03-07-2007, 09:53 AM
I am flabbergasted at this turn of events.

Cheers! :bottle:
Dan
03-07-2007, 10:36 PM
Can I have your Black Suit?
Isaac R.
03-07-2007, 11:19 PM
Shocking.

...but, I confess, not entirely unexpected...

Bob had not updated The Boob Thread for days :cry:

In my heart of hearts I knew, something must be desperately wrong:(
bueno bob
03-08-2007, 02:07 AM
It's alright. I usually take Saturday and Sunday off, and Monday and Tuesday are part-timers for me.

The boobs will come when the time is right...
binnie
03-08-2007, 03:23 AM
The time is always right!
bueno bob
03-08-2007, 04:22 AM
The time has come...to pay what's fair...to pay the rent...oh, to pay our share.
Matt White
03-08-2007, 08:34 AM
"Boobs alot, Boobs alot,
We like Boobs alot!"
Dan
03-08-2007, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
The time has come...to pay what's fair...to pay the rent...oh, to pay our share.

MidNight Oil.:)

Good on Yeah Mate.:D
Matt White
03-08-2007, 11:46 AM
He's "cool" like that.....