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Maggi
03-12-2007, 04:11 PM
... this all is just a genius PR stunt ?


it is dark


Velvet Revolver enters stage


spot light on Slash


the killer riff of Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love starts flooding the hall


"I Have a News, Baby !" roars from the speakers


a fully flooding light explosion blinds everybody


when your eyes finally recover from the visual blast, you notice maybe about a dozen people farming around on stage while the song is still pumping in full steam, until four more powerful spotlights slice their ways through the foggy scene. It's Dave, Ed, Alex & Mike on stage, rocking their asses off, being tremendously supported by Velvet Revolver, (beats me, even Sammy could do some background vocals and Wolfie could slam his bass) they just keep rocking and cannot let go before half an hour is gone and the crowd is getting exhausted ... Dave takes a deep breath ... "now how was that for Rock'n'Roll ?" ... audience instantly freaks out, chanting for more encores ... Dave puts on his ever so smartly knowing smile and charms into the mic: "That's what we're here for, but unfortunately we cannot do it tonight, so see all of you out there on the road again, later this year !"


:killer: :killer: :killer:


/me wrenches myself into the double coated asbestos suite, ducks and runs for cover

vh rides again
03-12-2007, 04:19 PM
velvet revolver is jammin aint talkin bout love and all of a sudden the spotlights go out into the seating area and its dave standing on sammys table hes doin the jack attack on sammys old lady,grinding his crotch in her face.she passes out from a earthmo0ving orgasm,dave smiles and says whos your daddy he does the splits off the table and up to the stage.

not.

DLRdelight!
03-12-2007, 04:27 PM
i have only said that about a dozen times on other threads. hopefully something of that sort will take place, but dont count on it

ELVIS
03-12-2007, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Maggi
"I Have a News, Baby !" [/i]

Maybe that's the German translation ??


:D

Rikk
03-12-2007, 05:55 PM
The fact that fans have to fantasize this shit proves what a sad, shitty thing it is to be a Van Halen fan.

hitch1969©
03-12-2007, 05:59 PM
maggie, you're a homo and germany sucks fat cocks since hitler you nazi shit porn loving fuck you

BEST!!

=h=

GreenBayLA
03-12-2007, 06:11 PM
More likely Sam I Am takes the stage w/Mikey in tow and they do a heartfelt rendition of When It's Love Walks In and everyone weeps and hugs each other. :monekyl: :cheese: :monekyr:

DavidLeeNatra
03-12-2007, 06:12 PM
I am tired...

chi-town324
03-12-2007, 07:36 PM
this is so sad

Maggi
03-13-2007, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
maggie, you're a homo and germany sucks fat cocks since hitler you nazi shit porn loving fuck you

BEST!!

=h=

*cough*

/me wipes off the thumb thick ashes from my protective vizor

*cough*


You forgot that Sauerkraut and Weißwurst stuff ...

:fucku2:

Maggi
03-13-2007, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Maybe that's the German translation ??


:D


ok, kick me ... next time I'll look 'em up instead of actually trying to understand what Dave's babbling

:lol:

Thanx for enlighting me, Elvis !
Maggi