My ADVICE: Don't Torture Yourself Tonight.

[steve]

So, anyone in these forums NOT watching 24 tonight?
Is anyone actually narcissistic enough to actually watch the R&RHF awards show tonight?

Some friendly advice…
Don’t put yourself through the pain of watching Roy:
1. Sing Van Hagar with Paul Schaffer…
2. Peddle Cabo Wabo Shampoo
3. Possibly waddle on stage to join Velvet UNDERGROUND (as the NY Post stated today...) for a rendition of his hit song, “Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love”?

Instead:
Stop off at 7-11 and buy a 6 pack.
Pick up some Fried Chicken
Sit back, relax, and watch Jack Bower disarm 3 nukes, kill 10 men, and conquer Russia…all in 1 hour.

[Bill Lumbergh]

The second I found out Dave wasnt involved, I was actually happy that I wouldnt have to waste even a second on this BS. Thanks again Dave!

[hitch1969©]

I'm with steve. fuck this joke.

I dont care if they all showed up at the last minute. 30 fucking years to get into the Hall of Fame. We've been talking about it for the last fucking 10 years. Dave was visioning it out loud on his radio show last year....

what a fucking limp dick viagra can't get you hard too drunk to fuck wet dishtowel dangler on your only night ever with the hottest piece of ass on earth.

van halen is officially castrated.

FINAL FUCKING STRAW.

=h=

[ELVIS]

No way dude...

You'll have a Van Wolfie Roth MkIIII Halen ticket in your hands faster than you can say reward the whore...


:elvis:

[vh rides again]

it surely is a let down.

[Matt White]

I'm a masochist...I'll be watching

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No way dude...

You'll have a Van Wolfie Roth MkIIII Halen ticket in your hands faster than you can say reward the whore...


:elvis:

well no shit dude. thats why I'm with Munson, Roy Munson in his battle against you for the hypocrisy and whatnot. Back in your harecuttt days you understood the hypocrisy and fought it. Now you've become it. I think if become is the proper verbiage tenses there. I digress.

You understand.

May your family buy many many copies of 5150 and Live without a Net. May you not be able to drive 55. and all that jive.

BREASTS!!

=h=

[GreenBayLA]

I find awards shows deathly boring anyways. I'll probably tape the thing and go to my creative writing group instead. That way I can come home and skip ahead to the lowlights.

The only hope for a rock'n'roll moment is that Slash gets up there all liquored up and drops the F bomb a few times. "Yeah Van Fuckin' Halen, man. Love em but where the fuck are they man? Oops I fuckin' swore, fuck."

[franksters]

hopefully you wil post it, so we can catch up of what's left of those 30yrs...

[Rikk]

I actually forgot it was on tonight.

I could give a fuck. I'm going for Japanese food, then watching last night's Rome and tonight's 24.

[Pasadena Bunnie]

No way will I watch it.

It's called Boycott and since it would be dinner time here on the west coast, I don't want to get indigestion watching Tubby Wabo advertise his tequila nor hear his speech and how he is now going to live up to being a Hall of Famer.

Again..........PUKE.

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Don't worry....it will be on YouTube tonight.

[DavidLeeNatra]

it starts at 8:30 ...how long does the show run?

[steve]

masochistic is what I meant to type, by the way.
See how TARDED I am??!!
I might have to fly a plane, like the doctor's wife from Mike Judge's new movie, "Idiocracy".

LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE (watching 24) TONIGHT!!!!!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by steve
So, anyone in these forums NOT watching 24 tonight?
Is anyone actually narcissistic enough to actually watch the R&RHF awards show tonight?

Some friendly advice…
Don’t put yourself through the pain of watching Roy:
1. Sing Van Hagar with Paul Schaffer…
2. Peddle Cabo Wabo Shampoo
3. Possibly waddle on stage to join Velvet UNDERGROUND (as the NY Post stated today...) for a rendition of his hit song, “Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love”?

Instead:
Stop off at 7-11 and buy a 6 pack.
Pick up some Fried Chicken
Sit back, relax, and watch Jack Bower disarm 3 nukes, kill 10 men, and conquer Russia…all in 1 hour.

Put it this way:


I couldn't really give a shit 'bout the RRHOF.
(Or "24", for that matter...)

[Matt White]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
it starts at 8:30 ...how long does the show run?

Something like 2 hours........

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I actually forgot it was on tonight.

I could give a fuck. I'm going to troll for underage Japanese chicks, then watch last night's This Week in Pedophilia, and highlights from the 1985 Penis Olympics.

?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
well no shit dude. thats why I'm with Munson, Roy Munson in his battle against you for the hypocrisy and whatnot. Back in your harecuttt days you understood the hypocrisy and fought it. Now you've become it. I think if become is the proper verbiage tenses there. I digress.


=h=

That's not true at all...

Since late last year with the rumors of a Van Halen tour with Dave, the amount of Spam on this site and particularly in main has exploded...

Sure, I could have left Roy's thread in main for at least the remainder of the day, but I didn't...too bad...but I didn't dump it either...

But I'm still the same diehard dedicated Van Halen/Roth fan who lives and breathes it on a daily basis both on and off the internet...

I'm still harecuttt and I'm still ELVIS and I will continue to do my job and piss people off, accordingly...


Have a good day...


:elvis:

[LoungeMachine]

I find this a very fitting way to put this all to rest.

Dave's back, inducted, scheduled to tour.............


and then this.

spED
dED
blED

I am fED up.

But this final chapter just says it all.

That's All Folks!

:gulp:

[sadaist]

The DJ on KLOS (Los ANgeles rock station) just stated that Eddie & Alex have said they will show up. I'll Tivo it and just FF until I see them. If they don't show I only lose a few minutes of my night.

[ELVIS]

Yeah, the DJ on KSHUTTHEHELLUP said Britney Spears and Anna Nicole will be there as well...

[DLR'sCock]

hmmmm, well i have watched the show before, and i dig patti smith and rem, and vr are ok, great live at a club....

if dave and the boys show then whateva, if not whateva....

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I find this a very fitting way to put this all to rest.

Dave's back, inducted, scheduled to tour.............


and then this.

spED
dED
blED



and I am tirED...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
RIKK, I've gotta PM you. I'm having some real mental problems. Remember the child-touching thing I was telling you about that I swore I could control?

Well...

PM...please. Don't report me. We're friends.
:(

Dude, I have to tell a Webbie or someone.

I'm sorry, dude.

[vh rides again]

the show runs 4 hours.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
well no shit dude. thats why I'm with Munson, Roy Munson in his battle against you for the hypocrisy and whatnot. Back in your harecuttt days you understood the hypocrisy and fought it. Now you've become it. I think if become is the proper verbiage tenses there. I digress.

You understand.

May your family buy many many copies of 5150 and Live without a Net. May you not be able to drive 55. and all that jive.

BREASTS!!

=h=

yeah...see you in cabo...

[chi-town324]

i have the tivo set just in case