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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 34230

    Would You? The Serious Questions about sex

    Ok, this is like a teenager-made poll, but I want honest answers, but you don't need to be TOO serious...and I want to hear if someone has dirty tales from the past...so in case there's something that has happened already, think of the questions as "what happened!"

    I'm talking about meeting attractive women here, and I want serious answers!

    1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

    2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

    3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

    4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

    5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

    6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

    7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

    8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

    9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

    10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

    Just killin' time...Enjoy!
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  • Coyote
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8185

    #2
    Re: Would You? The Serious Questions about sex

    1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?
    That depends on what she drank some time before.

    2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?
    Sure, why not.

    3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?
    Yes. Equal opportunity, etc...

    4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?
    If it happens accidentally, I'll let it slide.
    Otherwise, not really.

    5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?
    No. Kinky, but no.

    6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?
    As long as we're on opposite ends.

    7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?
    Drop the camera first, sparky.

    8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?
    Especially then!

    9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?
    No, and twice. I was very, very drunk...

    10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?
    Yeah. The real challenge would be to get them both in it.
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #3
      1. Yes
      2. Yes
      3. No, women's farts smell worse than men's farts
      4. Hell no
      5. No, she might have an alterior motive for using those handcuffs like robbing you or going Lorena Bobbitt on you. Not smart.
      6. No, it has to be with another chick or no dice. No guys. Period.
      7. No, get the hell out of the room, fag, and you can have the sloppy seconds after I'm done!
      8. Hell yeah!
      9. Fuck no, no rubbers! Not now, not ever!
      10. Hell yeah! In fact, I'd try to talk them into a threesome!

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      • MERRYKISSMASS2U
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2004
        • 4372

        #4
        Any person wanting any of that shit is not a woman, but a whore.


        1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

        No.

        2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

        No.

        3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

        No.

        4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

        No.

        5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

        No.

        6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

        No.


        7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

        No.

        8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

        No, that's a fucking best friend.

        9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

        Glove before love. Sorry.

        10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

        No.


        I guess I'm not a shitty person.

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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7612

          #5
          Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
          Any person wanting any of that shit is not a woman, but a whore.



          I guess I'm not a shitty person.
          Woah, dude. Judgmental much? And I thought I was the goody-two-shoes of the site. Different strokes for different folks.


          uhuhuhuh Ally said strokes
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          • Warham
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 14589

            #6
            Originally posted by Ally_Kat
            uhuhuhuh Ally said strokes
            Woooo Hoooo!

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            • MERRYKISSMASS2U
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4372

              #7
              Originally posted by Ally_Kat
              Woah, dude. Judgmental much? And I thought I was the goody-two-shoes of the site. Different strokes for different folks.


              uhuhuhuh Ally said strokes
              I know I may talk big, but I really just love classy women. A woman I would love would never meet me in a bar and ask me to fuck her while her boyfriend gets her backside. Sorry...

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

                If I could have my way with her after.

                2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

                Pee away!

                3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

                I thought cute girls didn't fart!

                4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

                If she tasted it with me.

                5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

                Hell no!

                6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

                Nope. I'm stingy that way. No other dudes period!

                7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

                Nope. Too creepy.

                8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

                Depends on how drunk I was and the true answer is "hey, I'm a man ain't I?"

                9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

                Sex lasts a moment. Dying of AIDS lasts a long agognizing time.

                10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

                I would like to think I came close to this. A mom was trying to get me to go out with her daughter who was pretty hot but living with her police officer dad who didn't like me for some reason. Mom, was kind of the Oregon hippy dip person and was reciently divorced. I think I could have deffinately banged her but the whole family had a wierd vibe and I just ate my desert and went home. I didn't want some angry Portland police officer hunting me down because I banged his daughter or X-wife.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Ally_Kat
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7612

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
                  I know I may talk big, but I really just love classy women. A woman I would love would never meet me in a bar and ask me to fuck her while her boyfriend gets her backside. Sorry...
                  The questions ain't talking 'bout love...
                  Roth Army Militia

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                  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                    Full Member Status

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 4372

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                    The questions ain't talking 'bout love...
                    But I'm not rotten to the core. I'm a nice dude.... and no, we don't always finish last. Some of this shit is JUST BEGGING for crotchrot, death, or theft.

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                    • nosuchluck
                      Sniper
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 943

                      #11
                      Naivety is bliss...

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                      • twonabomber
                        formerly F A T
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11194

                        #12
                        1. yes
                        2. already have
                        3. would i LET her? no. has it happened? probably
                        4. uh...no
                        5. no
                        6. no
                        7. yup!
                        8. hell yeah. he'll get over it.
                        9. maybe
                        10. i would but haven't yet.
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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Golden AWe
                          Ok, this is like a teenager-made poll, but I want honest answers, but you don't need to be TOO serious...and I want to hear if someone has dirty tales from the past...so in case there's something that has happened already, think of the questions as "what happened!"

                          I'm talking about meeting attractive women here, and I want serious answers!

                          1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

                          I'm not ashamed to admit that I have already experienced that...

                          2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

                          Yup: pretty good bargaining tool to get what I want

                          3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

                          Only if she'll let me reciprocate! Seriously, if she really wanted to, wh ynot.

                          4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

                          Nope. All for her.

                          5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

                          Depends on the vibe I get from that person, and the what she wanted to handcuff me too: ie, if I though I could break out of if, life a bad for instance.

                          6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

                          Nope, threesomes with two girls only...

                          7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

                          Yep, why not. He might learn something (if she wants him to watch he's clearly not up to much)

                          8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

                          No, no-one's worth the amount of hassle that could cause (it would take some serious will power, but I reckon I could hold out)

                          9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

                          If I didn't know her, I'd always swim with my socks on.

                          10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

                          Yes, and almost.

                          Just killin' time...Enjoy!
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                          • Isaac R.
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 481

                            #14
                            Re: Would You? The Serious Questions about sex

                            1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?
                            *No

                            2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?
                            *No

                            3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?
                            *Happened once or twice - accidentally, I think. Not cool.

                            4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?
                            *No

                            5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?
                            *Depends. How drunk am I?

                            6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?
                            *No

                            7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?
                            *Been there. Ok while it was happening. Awkward as Hell afterwards.

                            8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?
                            *Probably

                            9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?
                            *Now? No
                            Then?

                            10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?
                            *Never came up. Guess it would depend on how into the daughter I was...

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
                              I know I may talk big, but I really just love classy women. A woman I would love would never meet me in a bar and ask me to fuck her while her boyfriend gets her backside. Sorry...
                              Who said anything about love.....

                              This is just one-night no strings fun...
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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