Why I Will Soon Be Penetrating Floor Jansen

[bueno bob]

If your parents are going to have the audacity (or contempt enough) to name you FLOOR, you'd better work your ass off on being hot as shit.

Needless to say, there's a good precedent being set even as we speak.

[bueno bob]

[bueno bob]

[bueno bob]

[bueno bob]

It is with SWELLING pride that I now officially announce my intent to become Mr. Floor at some point in the immediate future.

Of course, being as incredibly handsome, talented and in-demand by the fairer sex as I am, it does somewhat dishearten me to announce that I will not be staying with her permanently.

However, keep the faith, for there are MANY, MANY hot bitches on this planet, and I am sure that when the time comes to leave Floor, I will have something equally as appealing awaiting my "special attentions".

Remember, you heard it here first!

[bueno bob]

It's a dirty job, but...

[Dan]

Was she married at some stage?

Or was her Brother in the band?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
Was she married at some stage?

Or was her Brother in the band?

All that is totally irrelevant (yes).

What we SHOULD be focusing on is my impending penetration of her garden of secret delights, where I will plant my Sithly seeds of ecstasy.

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
All that is totally irrelevant (yes).

What we SHOULD be focusing on is my impending penetration of her garden of secret delights, where I will plant my Sithly seeds of ecstasy.

Go for it.

[jero]

Bueno Bob,

you might need some Dutch lessons!

And I always tought that she is a he!

[bueno bob]

Potentially.

But if that's a man, I'll seriously consider being gay.

[jero]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Potentially.

But if that's a man, I'll seriously consider being gay.

Well, then you can join her band! They are all fags!

[bueno bob]

Really?

Tell ya the truth, my man, I don't even know what the music sounds like...nor care...

I just know that she's very easy on my eyes...

[jero]

Double B,
Just say these seven little words: Ik ga jou straks heel hard neuken!
And you're done.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by jero
Double B,
Just say these seven little words: Ik ga jou straks heel hard neuken!
And you're done.

If that translates into "I AM A COMPLETE FAG DOUCHEBAG", I'm going to be pissed at you!