Anonymous
03-27-2007, 09:55 AM
In the tradition of classic posters who seem to do nothing but try and promote themselves such as WARF, Douglas T., Cato, Bueno Bob, Dan, Flappo, Golden AWe and - possibly :cato: - Imapus Sylicker (that dirty scoundrel), I suddenly remembered one of my masterpieces from YEEEEEEARS ago - Club Beer's (http://www.clubbeer.co.uk/) guides on how to get drunk successfully.
That's right, guideS. 'Coz there's two of 'em. One for getting drunk in me funtastic shitty cuntry, and one fer festivals. Keep in mind, though, that the aforementioned were written, as previously stated, years ago, and my writing & wit have obviously improved very many since then. Depending on the point of view, that is.
So, peeps... without further delay, I give to you my funtastic guides, featured on the Club Beer's Cupboard of Fame (http://clubbeer.i-r-genius.com/hallfame.html):
Portugal Drinking Guide (http://clubbeer.i-r-genius.com/portugal.html)
Festival Drinking Guide (http://clubbeer.i-r-genius.com/edgarsfestivalguide.html)
The latter is actually more of a compiled diary of all the festivals I've been through than a guided, but it does provide some useful hints on how to remain CONSTANTLY DRUNK and yet not miss a single event/performance.
Hope ya likes it,
Cheers! :bottle:
That's right, guideS. 'Coz there's two of 'em. One for getting drunk in me funtastic shitty cuntry, and one fer festivals. Keep in mind, though, that the aforementioned were written, as previously stated, years ago, and my writing & wit have obviously improved very many since then. Depending on the point of view, that is.
So, peeps... without further delay, I give to you my funtastic guides, featured on the Club Beer's Cupboard of Fame (http://clubbeer.i-r-genius.com/hallfame.html):
Portugal Drinking Guide (http://clubbeer.i-r-genius.com/portugal.html)
Festival Drinking Guide (http://clubbeer.i-r-genius.com/edgarsfestivalguide.html)
The latter is actually more of a compiled diary of all the festivals I've been through than a guided, but it does provide some useful hints on how to remain CONSTANTLY DRUNK and yet not miss a single event/performance.
Hope ya likes it,
Cheers! :bottle: