Roth kills Sam hasn't even read Crazy From The Heat!

[cwsmith17]

You get on a site like this where you know absolutely nothing about David Lee Roth and talk as if you sleep with him. You don't know shit. Get off our site momma's boy.:mad:

[Roth kills Sam]

I didn't actually read Crazy From the Heat. Your mom readi it to me.

After I banged her in that cheap ass motel room.

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
I didn't actually read Crazy From the Heat. Your mom readi it to me.

After I banged her in that cheap ass motel room.

Talk shit fag boy. That's what you do best. Your just mad because you are my step-son.

[Roth kills Sam]

Look, I have your mom right her RIGHT NOW. When she gets my trophy out of her mouth, I will ask her to say hello

[cwsmith17]

You are such a scared little faggot. I would love to beat the shit out of you and your entire family. Especially your mother.

[Roth kills Sam]

Your mom already promised to send you to your room if you continue to be mean to people

[cwsmith17]

That was the worst comeback. Now stop wasting me and your mothers time.

[Roth kills Sam]

I keep trying to just roll over and get some sleep with your mom, but you continue to provoke me

You are grounded

[cwsmith17]

No you are my step-son, at least that's what your mother keeps tellin' me.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
No you are my step-son, at least that's what your mother keeps tellin' me.

At least LSD is good for a fucking laugh, you're just pathetic. The most unfunny troll on this board.

[Roth kills Sam]

No phone or TV now, too

[Dr. Love]

How cute, a lover's quarrel.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Heart warmin' aint it?

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
At least LSD is good for a fucking laugh, you're just pathetic. The most unfunny troll on this board.

You and Roth kills sam tea bag each other every night you little faggot.

[Sarge]

whats all this talk of fucking one anothers mother?
People that score don't talk about it..

[cwsmith17]

LSD your posts are dumbest shit. Do us a favor and get off our site.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
You and Roth kills sam tea bag each other every night you little faggot.

Care to join in?

[Roth kills Sam]

C'mon. You are already grounded with no phone or tv. If you continue to be insolent your mother and I will be forced to take away your porn, too

[cwsmith17]

Please don't do that.

[Roth kills Sam]

Nintendo is still allowed, so chill out and shoot an alien or something

[thefive]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Sarge
whats all this talk of fucking one anothers mother?
People that score don't talk about it..


LMBSAO!!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
At least LSD is good for a fucking laugh, you're just pathetic. The most unfunny troll on this board.

LOL

LSD ain't no fun anymore either...

[DavidLeeNatra]

LSD is fun...because we make fun out of him :D

[bru87tr]

whats all this talk of fucking one anothers mother?
People that score don't talk about it..


sarge thats not true! wussy men that score and dont talk (or say they respect her too much) are the ones who dont talk about it. true men talk about the score.


sorry but I totally disagree with that. that old statement is not true. like guys who talk about it the most dont get it. totally untrue. men wouldnt be men if they didnt talk about it. we spend our lives trying to get it why wouldnt we talk about it ? :) thats what makes us dirty dogs! dont hide, we are who we are and im proud of it. woman love it whether they admit it or not.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by bru87tr
whats all this talk of fucking one anothers mother?
People that score don't talk about it..


sarge thats not true! wussy men that score and dont talk (or say they respect her too much) are the ones who dont talk about it. true men talk about the score.


sorry but I totally disagree with that. that old statement is not true. like guys who talk about it the most dont get it. totally untrue. men wouldnt be men if they didnt talk about it. we spend our lives trying to get it why wouldnt we talk about it ? :) thats what makes us dirty dogs! dont hide, we are who we are and im proud of it. woman love it whether they admit it or not.


Naah, here at the army we don't fuck anybodys mothers...

WE FUCK THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND LITTLE SISTERS!!!


CHEERS!!!

[Keeyth]

This may be a little off topic, (but what the f$#k, I'll pay ya for it)
There is no Van Halen without Roth, by the way, and I'm trying to download some of the great videos of Roth offered on this site, but none of the links seem to work. They all take me to a "This page cannot be displayed" page. Anyone know what gives?

[smaz]

Anyone know where i could order a copy of Crazy FT Heat online in the UK?

[pete]

LSD's comebacks bring to mind someone pissing into the front of a running fan.