Tour Sponsor Revealed!!!!

[kennyboy]

Look for the full page ad in the Saturday issue if USA TODAY!

[DavidLeeNatra]

gooooooooooooooood job!!! :D

[Panamark]

Mc'Cunts.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Panamark
Mc'Cunts.

LMAO!

[hot for david]

good job , goos joke funny!!!!!!!!!

[Golden AWe]

I found another one of their sponsors while I was in Sarajevo!!!

ever wonder where they found that red star for the VH3-logos...TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEINEKEN-STAR!!!

[Roth kills Sam]

Man, this is great stuff

[Golden AWe]

Bite this Hagar!!!

[Golden AWe]

Look, we found Sammys penis!!!

He did have one but it was cut off ages ago!!




WEEEEENIIIIEEEEE

[Lou]

kennyboy that was fuckin' hilarious!

[Warham]

LOL! That coupon will come in handy over at the Links.

[Lou]

Oh man that deserves another kudos, I'm gonna laugh about that all day.

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Look, we found Sammys penis!!!

He did have one but it was cut off ages ago!!




WEEEEENIIIIEEEEE

You should do the right thing and mail it back to him.

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by Warham
LOL! That coupon will come in handy over at the Links.

FUCK YEAH! Throw that shit at Hagar's Bitches over at the links. I have been banned by those "When it's Love" cunts for making fun of the Cash Grab 2004 Tour!

Let me know how it goes over! I bet they'll all pop big ol' woodies when they see it!

[VHClint]

Man, and I actually thought you'd have some pics of the tour merch and stuff. Damn. Funny though. It was worth it.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by kennyboy
Look for the full page ad in the Saturday issue if USA TODAY!

LMFAO!!!!! That's fucking great, I havent stopped laughing yet......great job!

[smaz]

That made my day! I havent laughed this much for a while!

[kennyboy]

Thanks for the props, yo! More where this came from.

Oh yea, VHForums smells like Spammy's ASS!

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by kennyboy
Look for the full page ad in the Saturday issue if USA TODAY! nice:D

[ELVIS]

Today's special

McHagar with cheese

[Keeyth]

This may be a little off topic, (but what the f$#k, I'll pay ya for it)
There is no Van Halen without Roth, by the way, and I'm trying to download some of the great videos of Roth offered on this site, but none of the links seem to work. They all take me to a "This page cannot be displayed" page. Anyone know what gives?

[FORD]

Fucking classic!

But there's no Tequila promotion, and Sammy would never go for that.

It needs a Waborita Milkshake added to it :D

[Lou]

"Money Grab Tour 2004"--classic!

[GAR]

I printed out that advertisement to get a McD cheeseburger happymeal, mmkay?

AND THEY ALMOST TOOK IT -

. just one thing though, there's no price. I told 'em it was 99 cents but they said there needs to be a price on it

Somebody please put the price back on this ad so i can eat.

[rustoffa]

Funny stuff.
Mikey looks constipated.....he probably gets custom mcribs all the time. His bass effects sound like he's blowin' out mcrib diarrhea.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by GAR
I printed out that advertisement to get a McD cheeseburger happymeal, mmkay?

AND THEY ALMOST TOOK IT -

. just one thing though, there's no price. I told 'em it was 99 cents but they said there needs to be a price on it

Somebody please put the price back on this ad so i can eat.

LMBSAO!!!

Should I try to translate this to some other languages as well so we could try it around the world? "GRATIS MCHAGAR-TOY MED HAPPY MEAL - INCLUDER EXTRA OST" etc...

[Dr. Love]

What part of the menu is Sammy?

Easy: The Four-Hundred Pounder With Cheese.

:D

[Lou]

But you're seeing him though aren't ya?

[Dr. Love]

Of course.

[Lou]

This needs to be bumped because Van Hagar really is doing another song about food.

We need to work in a McSpammy breakfast value meal in honor of this new song. I'll tell you, Van McHagar and McDonald's were BRILLIANT to contract with each other for this upcoming tour.

[Lou]

BUMP

[FORD]

The next promotion:

Up for Breakfast with the new McDonalds Spam & Cheese McMuffin....served to our adult customers with a Tequila Sunrise, made only with Cabo Wabo tequila, of course! Get the Van Hagar value meal for only $19.95 (includes ticket to upcoming Van Hagar concert)