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First and foremost, this thread's purpose is to entice my mommy to come home. After that I will come to others houses, much like the angry child molester, and pick and steal away with them under my arms.
I will be coming for you, you know who you are, I do remember you. I love you and have missed the moments we've spent together.
But....
Years ago, in days gone by, my mother used to post here.
We'd speak of unforeseen accidents, she'd tidy up my genitals if a little poo were to be found there. She even got Hitch to adopt me.
She used to make fun of OBJ's with me.
Once, she even kissed my penis. You remember, don't you, mom?
How I long to rock gently, ever so gently in her loving arms, as she sings me "Questing for the Rock" by Tasha, Uniqua, and Tyrone.
Mom, come home, I won't mention you by name, if you don't wish to be my mom anymore. Please don't forsake me.
And if you were thinking of forsaking me...
My penis is now black, long, stronger than ever. I can pick up chicks by their pussies with the end of my nose and spin them around into sexual submission.
I bang black chicks now, so you know I've got game.
Mommy, I will scrape your feet with an emory board, make a stew out of the dead skin, eat it, and masturbate while doing it.
Can't you see how I love you, and only you?
If there is anything else I can do for you please don't hesitate to ask.
Your son who is gayer than two gay guys fucking in the park,
Dr. Penis
I will be coming for you, you know who you are, I do remember you. I love you and have missed the moments we've spent together.
But....
Years ago, in days gone by, my mother used to post here.
We'd speak of unforeseen accidents, she'd tidy up my genitals if a little poo were to be found there. She even got Hitch to adopt me.
She used to make fun of OBJ's with me.
Once, she even kissed my penis. You remember, don't you, mom?
How I long to rock gently, ever so gently in her loving arms, as she sings me "Questing for the Rock" by Tasha, Uniqua, and Tyrone.
Mom, come home, I won't mention you by name, if you don't wish to be my mom anymore. Please don't forsake me.
And if you were thinking of forsaking me...
My penis is now black, long, stronger than ever. I can pick up chicks by their pussies with the end of my nose and spin them around into sexual submission.
I bang black chicks now, so you know I've got game.
Mommy, I will scrape your feet with an emory board, make a stew out of the dead skin, eat it, and masturbate while doing it.
Can't you see how I love you, and only you?
If there is anything else I can do for you please don't hesitate to ask.
Your son who is gayer than two gay guys fucking in the park,
Dr. Penis
Glad to see you have upgraded to the Chocolate Mimosa pies. I know you love me and only me. By GOD, how long has it been that I have adopted you? 7 years..me thinks. Or something like that to which I have memory loss of. 
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