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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    Lady saved by shit

    Chinese faller saved by pile of, er, excrement

    Wed Apr 4, 3:06 AM ET



    BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said

    The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).

    "Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.

    "She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

    The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.

    In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58759

    #2
    And I thought I had a shitty Monday....
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • franksters
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 2389

      #3
      MAybe she got dizzy from the smell...
      SUMMER'S JUST
      AROUND
      THE CORNER!

      [IMG]
      http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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      • WACF
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jan 2004
        • 2920

        #4
        Damn...you would not know how to feel once you hit bottom and realized what broke your fall.

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        • DLRdelight!
          Veteran
          • Jul 2004
          • 1501

          #5
          Originally posted by FORD
          And I thought I had a shitty Monday....
          lol fucking hilarious

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          • blonddgirl777
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2005
            • 5805

            #6
            Re: Lady saved by shit

            Originally posted by Ally_Kat
            [B]... a convenient pile of excrement...
            And that must have been a huge pile!!!

            EEEEeeeewwww but I guess... "good for her" :confused:
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
            Originally posted by VanHalener
            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
            Originally posted by FORD
            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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            • blonddgirl777
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2005
              • 5805

              #7
              Originally posted by franksters
              MAybe she got dizzy from the smell...
              Can you imagine that?
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
              Originally posted by VanHalener
              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
              Originally posted by FORD
              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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              • ThrillsNSpills
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6626

                #8
                When I read the thread title, I thought Valerie Bertinelli found a good colon cleansing program.

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                • Antman
                  Commando
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1261

                  #9
                  If I had a choice, I would probably pick the pile of snow.
                  When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                  • MAPRamone
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 460

                    #10
                    Wow, "convenient" is usually not the first adjective to come to mind when thinking 'bout shit.
                    dm/dt=kA (Cs-C)

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                    • bastardog
                      Commando
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1101

                      #11
                      The expression "Holly shit" could be used literally in this case
                      Bastardog

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                      • hankster
                        Roadie
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 164

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        And I thought I had a shitty Monday....
                        HAHA!!! That is the phrase of the day!!!!!
                        The Hankster Cometh

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                        • VanHalener
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5451

                          #13
                          I'm glad the lady lived through that shit.

                          Originally posted by FORD
                          And I thought I had a shitty Monday....



                          Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                          When I read the thread title, I thought Valerie Bertinelli found a good colon cleansing program.
                          That shit's cold

                          Originally posted by MAPRamone
                          Wow, "convenient" is usually not the first adjective to come to mind when thinking 'bout shit.
                          No shit

                          Originally posted by bastardog
                          The expression "Holly shit" could be used literally in this case
                          Got that shit right!


                          This is some crazy redneck shit...

                          <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yHMAr-UQmt4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yHMAr-UQmt4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
                          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19144

                            #14
                            Am I the only one wondering how the pile of shit got there?

                            Or rather, why it was there?
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12710

                              #15
                              I bet she's into scat nowadays.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

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