Tired of your dog jizzing all over your leg?

[Ally_Kat]

Well, then you can get him this -- Hotdoll

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php

That's just wrong

[Viking]

I have two Bavarian Scheisshunds - er, Dachshunds - and they've had their respective plumbing capped.

[VanHalener]

and a little scared, too.

"Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air."

Comments from the site crack me up...

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/h...ogs-253334.php (scroll down)

[smithcreww]

that is great, no more mess on your pants!!