Finish this story

[Jano]

I'm going to tell you one of my worst nightmare.
_Imagine yourself:
-1983 i'm going to see for the first time my favorite band ever;VAN HALEN.So this's the moment just before the start of the show, i stand up a bottle of J.D in my hand some weeds on the other and this beautiful girl going done on me.GOD i feel like DAVE for a minute!But the last thing i remember,it's a big hit right in my face and this guy saying:"my girlfriend asshole!"
-The big blackout,i fall in a deep coma!
-2004, suddenly i wake up!ON the way home my dad tell me that VAN HALEN are in town tonight for the opening of a new tour.So i'm going to the show to finaly see THE BAND.The show is almost over when i get in the arena!
-First surprise the place is half full,but i don't care i'm here, i can see ED,AL,MIKE and DAVE.
-I guess is "ice cream man" time because DAVE seat on a chair with a classic guitar!But what happen to DAVE?He look like a french puddle wearing sunglasses and with a mouthfull of mash potatoes.The clothes too, a pants too short or a short too long?and last but no least he 's wearing sandal,DAVE!!!!!
-The song start:"when a eagle fly"
-At this moment..........You can finish this nightmare because i can't! HAVE FUN!!!:sleepy:

[Bill Lumbergh]

.............At that moment I start downing hard liquor as fast as I can, waiting for a buzz. I then pull out a machete and............

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Jano
-At this moment..........

you fall into another coma...

you jack off...

???

[Panamark]

At that moment I walk out, giving Spammy the middle finger

[Jano]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
you fall into another coma...

you jack off...

???
thank to you but you can pull your jack off bullshit in your german ass!

[Sarge]

You go to the concession stand and buy a box of condoms...
for later
and a box of bear claws (doughnuts)
While the Dave imposter is singing you throw them on the stage.
The fat short fuck who is singing tries to shove them in his mouth 2 at a time and gets them lodged in sideways.

He gasps onstage...
He can't breathe.
No one gives a fuck.

Everyone is shouting
"Fuck You.. Where is Dave"

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Jano
thank to you but you can pull your jack off bullshit in your german ass!

peace brother...we stand on the same site...never mind... :bottle:

[Sarge]

all of sudden David Lee Roth runs onstage
and yells
"Hey I wonder what the teacher is going to look like this year"
and does a spinning heel kick and not only kicks the troll into the 4th row, but dislodges the bearclaws.

Dave immediately starts into a rendition of Runnin' With the Devil.

Afterwords you meet some twins and use the condoms.
The end

[Jano]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
peace brother...we stand on the same site...never mind... :bottle:

nevermind my friend, enjoy your week-end! Have a good german beer for me!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Sarge
and does a spinning heel kick and not only kicks the troll into the 4th row...

that's my favorite part... :D

[Jano]

Originally posted by Sarge
You go to the concession stand anf buy a box of condoms...
for later
and a box of bear claws (doughnuts)
While the Da ve imposter is singing you throw them on the stage.
The fat short fuck who is singing tries to shove them in hos mouth 2 at a time and gets them lodged in sideways.

He gasps onstage...
He can't breathe.
No one gives a fuck.

Everyone is shouting
"Fuck You.. Where is Dave"

I love it,fucking great!!!

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
.............At that moment I start downing hard liquor as fast as I can, waiting for a buzz. I then pull out a machete and............

.........chop off Sam's breasts then.............