Grate Real-Life Stories About a Third Shift Street-Sweeper Dude

[Hardrock69]

This guy has a ton of stories.
Funny thing for me is that he works in Gnashville, and the places he describes are familiar to me.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2411937

Also discovered on the somethingawful.com forums a hilarious emoticon: