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  • Viking
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1772

    Report: Knut Steadily Getting Less Cute

    Knut Steadily Getting Less Cute

    It's a tragic fact of life. Celebrity polar bear cub Knut, now almost five months old, is gradually mutating from a fluffy porridge-lapping cub into a heavy bruiser with a penchant for meat off the bone. But the visitors are still flocking to see him.

    Knut is looking more like an adult every day.

    Knut's days of extreme cuteness are numbered now that he has acquired a markedly longer snout and weighs a chubby 17 kilograms (37 pounds), twice as much as when he first appeared before an adoring public five weeks ago.

    "His teeth are sharper and he's stronger, he still gets porridge but we now feed him beef on the bone occasionally," the zoo's bear expert Heiner Klös told SPIEGEL ONLINE. "He's calmed down a bit, he doesn't potter around as much as he used to and he's happy to sit on his own more often. But he still wanders back to his keeper to tank up on security."

    Knut's faithful handler Thomas Dörflein has taken to wearing long-sleeved shirts or pullovers and gloves to protect himself when he handles Knut. But the polar bear cub immediately obeys when Dörflein has had enough and tells him to stop biting him with the stern command "Aus!"

    Klös said it's impossible to predict when Knut will be able to sleep on his own without a keeper by his side, or when he will be too dangerous to handle closely. "At the moment handling him is no problem and we don't have a timetable in that regard."

    It's a tragic fact of life. Celebrity polar bear cub Knut, now almost five months old, is gradually mutating from a fluffy porridge-lapping cub into a heavy bruiser with a penchant for meat off the bone. But the visitors are still flocking to see him.
  • Baby's On Fire
    Veteran
    • May 2004
    • 1747

    #2
    Re: Report: Knut Steadily Getting Less Cute

    Originally posted by Viking
    Knut Steadily Getting Less Cute

    It's a tragic fact of life. Celebrity polar bear cub Knut, now almost five months old, is gradually mutating from a fluffy porridge-lapping cub into a heavy bruiser with a penchant for meat off the bone. But the visitors are still flocking to see him.

    Knut is looking more like an adult every day.

    Knut's days of extreme cuteness are numbered now that he has acquired a markedly longer snout and weighs a chubby 17 kilograms (37 pounds), twice as much as when he first appeared before an adoring public five weeks ago.

    "His teeth are sharper and he's stronger, he still gets porridge but we now feed him beef on the bone occasionally," the zoo's bear expert Heiner Klös told SPIEGEL ONLINE. "He's calmed down a bit, he doesn't potter around as much as he used to and he's happy to sit on his own more often. But he still wanders back to his keeper to tank up on security."

    Knut's faithful handler Thomas Dörflein has taken to wearing long-sleeved shirts or pullovers and gloves to protect himself when he handles Knut. But the polar bear cub immediately obeys when Dörflein has had enough and tells him to stop biting him with the stern command "Aus!"

    Klös said it's impossible to predict when Knut will be able to sleep on his own without a keeper by his side, or when he will be too dangerous to handle closely. "At the moment handling him is no problem and we don't have a timetable in that regard."

    http://www.spiegel.de/international/...480321,00.html

    He's still cool. I think it's cool he obeys a command to stop biting....at least for now. I wonder if he will obey when he's 2, 000 lbs? Adult lions raised from cubs obey even when full grown. I wonder about Knut.

    That would be a bad ass pet

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    • Ally_Kat
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7608

      #3
      Yeah, but I still think he's cute. Always see the polar bears when I go to the Central Park zoo.
      Roth Army Militia

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      • Coyote
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8185

        #4
        Re: Report: Knut Steadily Getting Less Cute

        Originally posted by Viking

        Knut is looking more like an adult every day.
        He looks like he's been on a 6-week bender...
        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Viking
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1772

          #5
          Yeah, he does kinda resemble Otis The Town Drunk...... :bottle:

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          • Wawazat
            ROCKSTAR

            • Jul 2005
            • 5274

            #6
            Re: Report: Knut Steadily Getting Less Cute

            Originally posted by Viking
            Knut Steadily Getting Less Cute

            "At the moment handling him is no problem and we don't have a timetable in that regard."

            Time waits for no one.

            Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58754

              #7

              Knut says "Now which way was that damned seal cage? Shit! I can't read the signs......."
              Eat Us And Smile

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