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  • Ozzy Fudd
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    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    According to a news report

    a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick
    they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY.. There are teachers, and then there are Educators.
    Last edited by Ozzy Fudd; 05-01-2007, 07:07 PM.
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • Coyote
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8185

    #2
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #3
      fucking beautiful!!!!!

      that'll learn them little shits
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • Hardrock69
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        • Feb 2005
        • 21888

        #4


        Fucking priceless!!

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6627

          #5
          Oz what's up man.
          Raucous stuff bro.
          Brilliance

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          • bueno bob
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            • Jul 2004
            • 22942

            #6
            Grate!
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              #7
              Man of the year!
              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • CROWBAR
                Commando
                • Sep 2004
                • 1283

                #8
                fuckin' Ozzy!

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                • Dan
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  LOL
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • DLRdelight!
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1501

                    #10
                    fucking hilarious

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                    • Ozzy Fudd
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1667

                      #11
                      I LMAO when i first read it, Genius i tell ya's
                      Roth Army MP
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                      Originally posted by JAY HALE
                      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19145

                        #12
                        Now thats excellent!

                        A man pushed too far....
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • Susie Q
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1523

                          #13
                          LOL!!! LOVE IT!

                          I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                          ~Susie Q 2009

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