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NASCAR fan comments about Eddie Van Halen
You know the drill. A friend, someone you know, or just some random fucker decides to tell you about their latest VAN HALEN deal.....just because they KNOW how big a fan you are. VAN HALEN is in caps 'cause you're on this fucking site.
So this NASCAR fan I know tells me earlier today that he saw "my boy", Eddie Van Halen, on television during the Arizona race a few weeks back. I went, "did you see Hagar at that other race?" He goes, "naw, but I saw that NAPA commercial where Waltrip finds him in a closet!" After LOL, I went, "what about Eddie...you know he was fresh out of rehab, right?" He goes, "not 'til just now!....was he fresh out of a day spa too?" After LMMFAO, I went, "keep going!" He goes, "he would have liked Talladega better." I went, "better than the day spa?" He goes, "do they throw full beers on the track at a fucking day spa?"
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So this NASCAR fan I know tells me earlier today that he saw "my boy", Eddie Van Halen, on television during the Arizona race a few weeks back. I went, "did you see Hagar at that other race?" He goes, "naw, but I saw that NAPA commercial where Waltrip finds him in a closet!" After LOL, I went, "what about Eddie...you know he was fresh out of rehab, right?" He goes, "not 'til just now!....was he fresh out of a day spa too?" After LMMFAO, I went, "keep going!" He goes, "he would have liked Talladega better." I went, "better than the day spa?" He goes, "do they throw full beers on the track at a fucking day spa?"
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