45 days in the whole!

[Douglas T.]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

[BITEYOASS]

Praise the Lord!

[DrMaddVibe]

That's hottt!

[BITEYOASS]

Is it me or does she look like genetic experiment made into the human form of a bratz doll?

[Ellyllions]

It's a very good day.

I think I'll host a party on June 5. But my big party will come when Joe Francis gets his 100 years!!!

[Coyote]

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[Coyote]

Here's to hopin' she'll be made someone's bitch...

:bottle:

[Douglas T.]

Maybe Nicole will join her and they can make a series out of it!

Originally posted by Coyote

[Ally_Kat]

i'm kinda hoping she forgets and then gets the 90 days for not reporting.

[Viking]

I hope she gets tossed into GP and not a private cell, so she ends up with a big, nasty South-Central bull dyke for a cellmate. :p

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Viking
I hope she gets tossed into GP and not a private cell, so she ends up with a big, nasty South-Central bull dyke for a cellmate. :p

Whatever did that South-Central bull dyke do to you? Her scandal before this, Pariscarriage '07, taught us that she's on the Valtrex.

[Coyote]

I propably don't wanna know how Ally knows...

No, wait. It's common knowledge ain't it? :confused:

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
It's a very good day.

I think I'll host a party on June 5. But my big party will come when Joe Francis gets his 100 years!!!

You read my mind. And it seems like Joe has come up with another genius scheme once his sentence starts:

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[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Coyote
I propably don't wanna know how Ally knows...

No, wait. It's common knowledge ain't it? :confused:

Remember that whole Parisexposed.com thing? Gossip blogs started posting the info. It was hilarious. The whole scandal was called Pariscarriage and many juicy things came out. Like video where she's getting screwed in the butt for coke and says "i'm getting fucked in the butt for coke." She was doing some hardcore drugs and all. Then there were the medical records of her herpes and her miscarriage. And her bank statements that show she's not really that rich at all.

All of this and more because she refused to pay some self-storage fee.

Who puts embarassing shit in a storage unit and then refuses to pay the bill?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Remember that whole Parisexposed.com thing? Gossip blogs started posting the info. It was hilarious. The whole scandal was called Pariscarriage and many juicy things came out. Like video where she's getting screwed in the butt for coke and says "i'm getting fucked in the butt for coke." She was doing some hardcore drugs and all. Then there were the medical records of her herpes and her miscarriage. And her bank statements that show she's not really that rich at all.

All of this and more because she refused to pay some self-storage fee.

Who puts embarassing shit in a storage unit and then refuses to pay the bill?

Oh, I dunno. An attention-whore?

Hilarious, indeed...