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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8959

    LMFAO!! Boy George bolts another faggot to the wall!!

    Do you really want to hurt me?

    By NICK PARKER
    April 30, 2007

    A MALE escort told of his terror last night after claiming he was kidnapped by Boy George.

    Auden Carlsen, 28, said: “It’s ironic that his biggest hit was Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? — because I’m sure he did want to hurt me.

    “I was convinced I was going to die.”

    The Norwegian spoke out as George, 45, was bailed by detectives probing assault and false imprisonment allegations.

    Carlsen said he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained to a wall after the star invited him to his pad in Shoreditch, East London, to pose for photos.

    The escort fled in his pants after wrenching the hook from the wall.

    Carlsen revealed he met George on the Gaydar website, but only agreed to go to his flat at midnight as a £400 photographic model and not as an escort.

    The ex-Culture Club star took pictures of him in kinky gear.

    Carlsen said: “George said he was popping out for milk at 5am. I heard him come back and I walked into his bedroom wearing just my white underpants and a T-shirt. I was jumped on by George and another man.

    “George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”

    He said George got rid of the blond man then produced a box of whips and sex toys — telling him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”

    Carlsen pulled the hook from the wall and fled — then alerted the police from a nearby newsagent’s at 6.30am on Saturday.

    George — real name George O’Dowd — was taken to a police station.

    Last year he got community service in New York after he said a rent boy tried to rob him — and cops found cocaine in his apartment. He was unavailable for comment last night.

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  • Coyote
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8185

    #2
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    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    • Wawazat
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jul 2005
      • 5288

      #3
      Don't tell Bill about this, he'll be MIA in a flash.
      Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15320

        #4
        George O' Dowd is on the prowl again...

        Look your doors... and hide your buttholes!!!

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22942

          #5
          And the escort is surprised by this?

          Ooooooooo-kay......................
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21888

            #6
            Hey, why doesn't Boy George hook up with George Michael?

            Those guys could have a grate homo love affair, and then tie the knot with a big gay wedding, where they could have Elton John singing, and a bunch of young boys throwing flowers around and giving blowjobs to the old queens in attendance!

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11957

              #7
              Originally posted by Hardrock69
              Hey, why doesn't Boy George hook up with George Michael?

              Those guys could have a grate homo love affair, and then tie the knot with a big gay wedding, where they could have Elton John singing, and a bunch of young boys throwing flowers around and giving blowjobs to the old queens in attendance!
              Savicki could be the man-maid of honor.
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58783

                #8
                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                Hey, why doesn't Boy George hook up with George Michael?

                Because at least one of them would get arrested before the first date was over, probably.
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Ozzy Fudd
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1667

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Coyote
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                  LMMFAO Classic!!!
                  Roth Army MP
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                  or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                  Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                  She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                  Originally posted by JAY HALE
                  so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                  • Coyote
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8185

                    #10
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    Because at least one of them would get arrested before the first date was over, probably.
                    All in all it's just another fag on the wall...
                    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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