It's funny, the people across the way are cheating...like watering their lawn when they're not supposed to. Just yesterday, when I was walking an undead dog, this dipshit goes "the system was set wrong!" I went, "what system?" This is beautiful.....the dipshit goes "the sprinklers!" I went, "looks like you've got a systematic problem with your sprinklers.....what about the system?" The fucker just looked bewildered and shit...then, after a few seconds, I calmly explained that Bermuda Sod paled in cuntparison to ST. AUGUSTINE bloodlines.
The end justifies the mean...we need some fucking rain down here...
The end justifies the mean...we need some fucking rain down here...
Comment