Ron Popeil For President!!!

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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Ron Popeil For President!!!

    Ron Popeil and the conquest of the American kitchen.



    The extraordinary story of the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ begins with Nathan Morris, the son of the shoemaker and cantor Kidders Morris, who came over from the Old Country in the eighteen-eighties, and settled in Asbury Park, New Jersey. Nathan Morris was a pitchman. He worked the boardwalk and the five-and-dimes and county fairs up and down the Atlantic coast, selling kitchen gadgets made by Acme Metal, out of Newark. In the early forties, Nathan set up N. K. Morris Manufacturing--turning out the KwiKi-Pi and the Morris Metric Slicer--and perhaps because it was the Depression and job prospects were dim, or perhaps because Nathan Morris made such a compelling case for his new profession, one by one the members of his family followed him into the business. His sons Lester Morris and Arnold (the Knife) Morris became his pitchmen. He set up his brother-in-law Irving Rosenbloom, who was to make a fortune on Long Island in plastic goods, including a hand grater of such excellence that Nathan paid homage to it with his own Dutch Kitchen Shredder Grater. He partnered with his brother Al, whose own sons worked the boardwalk, alongside a gangly Irishman by the name of Ed McMahon. Then, one summer just before the war, Nathan took on as an apprentice his nephew Samuel Jacob Popeil. S.J., as he was known, was so inspired by his uncle Nathan that he went on to found Popeil Brothers, based in Chicago, and brought the world the Dial-O-Matic, the Chop-O-Matic, and the Veg-O-Matic. S. J. Popeil had two sons. The elder was Jerry, who died young. The younger is familiar to anyone who has ever watched an infomercial on late- night television.

    His name is Ron Popeil.


  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2


    "Yeah, vote for that Ron guy!"


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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49204

      #3


      Uh-oh.

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        What, you spilled your pills ??

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58783

          #5
          Elvis probably doesn't know this, but Shit Romney has been given the nickname "Popeil" on some boards, because he kinda resembles Ron (but without the spray can hair)

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          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            Vedy Intedesting...

            Not!


            Romney kinda scares me...


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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Originally posted by FORD
              Elvis probably doesn't know this, but Shit Romney has been given the nickname "Popeil" on some boards, because he kinda resembles Ron (but without the spray can hair)

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              Shit Romney also was a Mormon missonary selling one of the biggest ponzi schemes ever. Membership in the Mormon church.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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