MORE Kiss Merchandising....

[Hardrock69]

KISS' official web site has been updated with the following message:

"Drink your coffee or eat every meal with this KISS Rock And Roll Over dinner table! You can even host your next KISS Army meeting or poker game in style.

"The Rock And Roll Over dinner table is a tribute to KISS's fifth studio album. First KISS album to ship gold and the first Rock and Roll dinner table. The 36" tabletop and 25" high stand will give you and your own KISS Army plenty of room to sit down.

"This KISS Rock And Roll Over dinner table is constructed from a very durable laminate material that is used for the top and is applied to a center-core and a backer plate, then is sprayed with a urethane edge."

The table is available exclusively in the Kiss Shop.



Shit....a laminate top applied to a center core of some fucking particle board crap.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES WANT 600 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I KNOW FOR A FACT IT COST THEM ABOUT 20 BUCKS IN MATERIALS TO MAKE!!!

AND THEY HAVE A FUCKING COCKTAIL TABLE WITH THE SAME DESIGN FOR $500!!!

"Every Hour is Happy Hour with this KISS, Rock And Roll Over Cocktail Table. Get fired-up 24/7 with The Demon, The Star Child, The Space Ace and The Cat Man. Be the envy of all your friends as you party with the KISS Boys whenever the Spirits move you.

The Rock And Roll Over Cocktail Table is a tribute to KISS's fifth studio album. It was the first KISS album to ship gold and rocked the charts all the way to double platinum. The 30” tabletop and 40” high stand will give you and your own KISS Army plenty of room to cocktail down.

This KISS Rock And Roll Over cocktail table is constructed from a very durable laminate material that is used for the top and is applied to a center-core and a backer plate, then is sprayed with a urethane edge. Scratch resistance, shot glass appropiate, this table meets durability and safety standards for resturants.

Drink 'em up!"




Fucking goddamned ripoff artists!!!

[Vinnie Velvet]

Oh god.

Well, ya know Geno isn't gonna stop.

[lonnieg5]

Gene Simmons is such a money whore. How does his kids have any respect for him at all?

[Terry]

Sad part is there are plenty of hardcore fans who would gladly shell out twice the asking price for that table...

[Mr. Vengeance]

This is the part of KISS that really bothers me. The band that always claimed they played music and did shows for the fans, and it did come off that way, has Gene just whoring out everything. And he's shameless about it. $600 for that hunk of shit? Just ripping off those collector fans who have to get everything.

[Antman]

I would seriously consider buying a KISS toilet or urinal. For obvious reasons.

[Steve Savicki]

Re: MORE Kiss Merchandising....

Originally posted by Hardrock69
THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES WANT 600 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I KNOW FOR A FACT IT COST THEM ABOUT 20 BUCKS IN MATERIALS TO MAKE!!!

Careful, you post that on their message board, you'll probably end up banned.
But I know how you feel.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Cunts. GOD DAMMIT THIS IS INFURIATING.

[cMb]

the table looks cheap, but RARO is a great album with classic artwork.

If you are gonna get the table tho, Gene-O recommends you place your ass on this:

[katie]

How do you get 4 queers on a bar stool?













Turn it upside down

[BALLYJUNKIE]

ITS FUNNY VAN HALEN IS JUST THE OPOSITE ..... YOU CANT GET ANYTHING FROM THEM ....... UNTIL WOLFIE BREAKS THE VAULTS THEN WHEN EDDIE AND ALEX ARE GONE WOLFIE WILL SELL YOU VAN HALEN BEER MUGS AND BED SHEETS ON QVC !!!!

[Steve Savicki]

So true.

[Hyman Roth]

I think the table is cool. Its not $600.00 cool, or even $79.99 cool, but I wouldn't mind having it and I am not a huge KISS fan...not since the 5th grade, anyway.

[Hardrock69]

I do agree. Neat design.

But not EVEN for that price.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

What a LAME band...

http://www.kissonline.com/#story-3