The Random Ramblings of Shaun Ponsonby

[Shaun Ponsonby]

A lot of people suggesting we stop carrying jokes made by other people. Usaully I'd say "fuck off", but today, for some reason, I think they;'re right. So, I did some soul searching and thought "Who Am I?" and "What Path Should I Follow". And, I realised, that though I am young at heart, I'm old in my head. By that, I mean I hate EVERYTHING (just look at my "10 Reasons To Hate" thread). And I love nothing more than being allowed to just chat bollocks for hours on end-probably why I've latched onto Alan The Panther and LARG for so long. But, no, I'm gonna use this thread to just ramble until I can no longer smell my bowels.

I say that, y'see, because my shit-making organs have been working overtime. Its both a blessing and a curse. I had to shit on a swan yseterday. The day before that I shat on a lampost. The day before that I had a shit in the canal. On Friday, I dabbled in the dark arts and tried raising a small demon in the form of Hitler. Contary to common belief he was actually a good laugh. We had some tea and played Pictionary. But, then I got bored and I ended up having a shit on him too. My shit-making organs are SERIOUSLY working overtime these days.

When I say shit-making organs, I don't mean like Church organs...no, that'd be just plain bizzare. It would be sacreligious for an organ to have a shit during mass. It'd just make the place smell bad. And churches smell bad as it is. And they're cold. And the rate at which our local priest masturbates, it doesn't make for a very nice combination. He does masturbate at an extraordinary rate during mass. It gets particularly disturbing during Christenings. And recently he "mopped up" at a wedding with the bride's veil.


More ramblings are about to come...and so is the masturbating priest by the looks are things (not that I'm looking)

[Steve Savicki]

James

*crack*

Is that corn I hear?

What the...?

[katie]

Oh dear Shaun your material keeps getting worse & worse.
Nevermind maybe comedy is not your thing.

BTW - You should have just told Rikk to Fuck Off!
But in hindsight you already know that, nevermind kid live & learn eh.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

You know, Steve, I could ramble about you. I really could. The way you think more of yourself than others think of you, the way you constantly find fault in everything everybody does, despite the fact that you are clearly a nerd...trapped inside a nerd's body. How else do you explain all the message boards and live journal? This is no worse than your live journal, its my live journal, if you will. ALAN hasn't been mentioned in a long while, so you've decided to try and piss us off another way. I've agreed with you on the fact that if The Pen is to contnue, we have to turn things around. But, its difficult to do that once the people whose lead you have been following leaves the bullshit behind. So whats the point in this thread? The point is me finding my own style. It may take a while, but I think I'll do it. I've already realised my love of rambling like a bumbling idiot, so I'm halfway there. I've always relised that I'm not overly keen with posting pictures (although, I've done a few in my time), so there's another half there. The third half (? or third third I suppose) is what I'm trying to do here.

Could I use a journal? Yes. Am I likely to? No. Why? Why? Well, why not? What do you mean why not? This is becoming stupid. Is it? Stop asking yourself questions. Fine. And I think I've realised I prefer longer posts to others.

Got another remark I don't understand?

[Steve Savicki]

My apologies if this was a direction to turn The Pen around.

Please be specific in titling your threads like "Pen Turnaround Experiment #1."

Thanks and once again, my apologies.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally Posted By Katie

Oh dear Shaun your material keeps getting worse & worse.
Nevermind maybe comedy is not your thing.

BTW - You should have just told Rikk to Fuck Off!
But in hindsight you already know that, nevermind kid live & learn eh.

This isn't really comedy, Katie, this is more like experimentation with styles.

I feel that I need to start getting my own style rather than copy whatever Bob and Matt and Rikk posted. Not just for the Pen, but for the site in general. With very few people posting in the Pen these days, except, ironically, you and Savicki, who seem to want the forum gone (and, to be honest, I feel that the Pen would be better as a single thread rather than a whole forum), I thought this would be a good place to experiment.

If people read it, they read it. So fucking what. If people don't read it, all the better.

I hope you can understand this.

Just out of curiosity, what should I have told Rikk to fuck off for?

For asking me to join the pen? Cos it was Bob and Matt who invited me when everybody else left it to rot.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
My apologies if this was a direction to turn The Pen around.

Please be specific in titling your threads like "Pen Turnaround Experiment #1."

Thanks and once again, my apologies.

It probably would have been better, but you should know by now that I never keep thing simple.

Except maybe my brain.

Answers on a postcard please.

[Steve Savicki]

Five (5) stars please.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Why do you always put a 5 in brackets?

[Steve Savicki]

Because that's the professional way of addressing numbers.
Most professionals will tell you that's their two (2) cents.

[katie]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby


This isn't really comedy, Katie, this is more like experimentation with styles.

I feel that I need to start getting my own style rather than copy whatever Bob and Matt and Rikk posted. Not just for the Pen, but for the site in general. With very few people posting in the Pen these days, except, ironically, you and Savicki, who seem to want the forum gone (and, to be honest, I feel that the Pen would be better as a single thread rather than a whole forum), I thought this would be a good place to experiment.

If people read it, they read it. So fucking what. If people don't read it, all the better.

I hope you can understand this.

Just out of curiosity, what should I have told Rikk to fuck off for?

For asking me to join the pen? Cos it was Bob and Matt who invited me when everybody else left it to rot. [/B]

Moan. moan moan just because you do a little bit of housework





Shaun you're pathectic you bleat like a wounded lamb waiting for the final kill.

[katie]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I'm not usaully a quitter. The only time I've ever given in here is when I put Katie on my ignore list after she called me a paedophile (Thats a place I don't think you should go).

But, I'm tired of the bullshit with The Sheep Pen. And, believe it or not, I have better things to do than continually argue the case for a forum that is clearly washed up and finished unless Rikk personally steps in, which he doesn't seem to want to do.

In the defence of the people who have been here during the last year or so, we did the best we could given the circumstances. And, yes, we probably did latch on to other people's jokes and fads. We were good followers, but not particularly good leaders. And, I keep saying it, but here it is again...what is the sheep pen without sheep?

And, according to Bob's geinocologist, I have a life outside the internet.

I strongly suggest that either the forum goes, but the original thread be kept for prosperity or that somebody takes charge and turns things around. The only person who could do that to the degree og what people want out of the Pen is Rikk.

This is my resignation from the Sheep Pen.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Because that's the professional way of addressing numbers.
Most professionals will tell you that's their two (2) cents.

Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

[Dan]

CAT for Shaun.

BTW....Have you seen My Axe?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Cos it was Bob and Matt who invited me when everybody else left it to rot.

We must have the same Manager?

BTW......I was too.